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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Holy poo poo the new thread has ship specs

Hahahha

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Wow this thread is garbo

Star marine got released. Deal with it

Also keep posting evidence of how retarded redditors are then including pics of goons arguing with people they think are retarded on their forum

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Wait wait wait

Beer got emails from sandi that he posted on imgur, knew about the special snowflake customer id types, but only at the end of 2016 after they banned him for life years ago did he ask for a refund?

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Holy poo poo space game fever

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
everything revolves around Jax McClearly, a jpg salesman

seems about right actually

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Star Citizen and Squadron are going to be split up. This is the official claim by developers. You are going to pay extra money for Squadron 42. Its price is going to $45 on the game’s website.

New class of spaceships has been introduced. It is iltra fast 300 Series. Their most strikin gcharacteristic is awesome style. This fact has stumulated fans of the game to donate more money on crowd funding websites to see more fantastic machines.

By the way, Squadron as well as the whole Star Citizen series has broken all the crowd funding records. This game has already gathered 14 million dollars and it is not going to stop according to the latest introduction of new spaceships.

What is more, Squadron 42 promises a unique single player mode. It is interesting that you will be able to use your own imagination to create war ships and their elements. After that you can introduce them to the on-line mode.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
According to the latest news, the release date of Squadron 42 Episode one is the end of 2016. It will come along with the whole saga and will give a few more interesting features. Estimated release date of Squadron 42 is the end of November. However, developers say that possible delays may occur which will urge them to present the game in the mid December. Anyway, Squadron 42 release date is 2016. So you can start preparing yourself for another space journey.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Even though Squadron 42 trailer does not reveal proper information on its characters, we still are promised to have the opportunity to create your own protagonist with unique traits and features. Some sources however promise that we can see Admiral Bishop, Mark Hamli, John Rhys Davies and Gillian Anderson among others.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Star Citizen Squadron 42 promises to be as tough and exciting as the whole game. To begin with, it is going to be a sandbox with numerous opportunities. You can create your own character, your own vehicles as well as your own weapons. Use of CryEngine means that we are going to see exceptionally beautiful scenery along with good physics. So traveling through space is supposed to be a thrilling experience. This game focuses more on battles with those aliens that want war. Nevertheless you still can develop diplomatic relations with peaceful races. The main advantage is that you have an opportunity to play it with access to the Internet and share your achievements later with the rest of the world.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Mark Hamli

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

DapperDon posted:

Considering I live in 2 states, I can hit them with that twice. I like it. I like it enough to actually make some phone calls in the morning about it. So that will get Va and Fl covered. Nice.

Hahaha

Hahahahahahahaga
So badass

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. She even offered and I refused.

Hahahahahaha

Holy poo poo thread never ceases to deliver

How loving retarded

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
is https://www.somethingcitizensensitive.com taken? yall should jump on it before its too late

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

My case is more persuasive if I've demonstrated a willingness to work with the company and a polite, reasonable tone. I have no intention of issuing a complaint about how CIG didn't provide me with a refund unless they start to jerk me around, ignore me, or basically do all the various things that consumer protection agencies and attorneys consider to be poor behavior. That said if they continue to ignore me I'll follow through.

youre an idiot get a refund you dont have to be polite with scam artists

no ToS binds you to poo poo

they treat you like garbage just like i treat you like garbage and you take it like a bitch

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Or just realize that you dont need to send them five paragraph refund essays detailing why you deserve a refund

they literally raised a hundred million and used 90% of it to make commercials to raise more money to make commercials to raise more money. Starring Gary Oldman

post your refund essays

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

orcinus posted:

LMFAO, i got accused of deleting my comments in /r/sc before posting in /r/cults.

Never mind the fact the only two times i ever posted in /r/sc was about 3 posts exchanged with Cymelion and 1 post when they announced they're ditching VR support like 2 years ago.
Never mind the fact i wouldn't post there if you'd pay me.

Sure, i posted there and then deleted all my comments to appear like i'm... what exactly...?

Lol

Ok sure

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
If you were a greenie

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
My predictions for 2017:

Star,citizen goons will physically hurt someone involved in the project and post it here for "lolz"

Then when they and anyone that supports itvgrts banned, theyll make an offsite forum thatll basically qualify as a hate site forum

Derek will post there regularly

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:








They hurt themselves.

Im 100% certain its going to be you that crosses the line

(Again)

Glad you stopped harrassing sandi on twitter

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Phi230 posted:

Who are you and why does your gimmick suck

My gimmick is that i point out the endless hypocrisy in the thread and laugh more at goons trying their hardest to hate everything cig does than i laugh at Roberts.

How much are you in for comando?


Also, i dont have friends in cig but i do talk to someone who works there, and she says goons (people registered in the goon guild on their forums) have spent 55k since 2013.

Lol

Was sitting on that for a few months. Happy new years

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

spacetoaster posted:

Sandi was a fetish porn actor about a decade ago.

It's in the OP: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773270


Impossible. Sandi blocked me long, long ago.



Lol

K not sure how well "how can i harass her she has me blocked" works in court, but posting mae demming tickler stuff on any hashtag associated with sc or any hashtag you think sandi has used is harrasment. Keep up yur masterstroke of "she has me banned how i harass"

Exactly the laughs i was talking about

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Chin posted:

You seem very keen on defending WTFosaurus' actions and depicting a Twitch streamer with hundreds of people paying him $5/month as some nobody with 10 viewers.

Are you big in the PUA "industry"?

Hahaha holy poo poo

This thread rules.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Courts can be flawed and sometimes innocent people are found guilty of crimes they didnt commit.

Goons: WHO DID YOU MURDER?!?!?!?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Y'all must really, really hate Star Citizen.

The failures in common sense you must constantly employ to argue everything they make is garbage even though you spent $300k on the same jpgs earlier. The surrendering of moral and ethical grounds one would have for any stranger because it targets someone tangentally related to the project... just incredible.

keep hating guys, just remember. you made star citizen happen

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
One month ago:

hahaha look at how few views he has no one cares about him. ha this vid has 100 views and they're all from us!

Today:

Look he's a public figure this video has 100 views he'sthe face of Star Citizen fresh meat boys

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Mokinokaro posted:

Agreed. Laugh at him being an idiot on streams and stuff but harassing him by digging up whatever dirt you can isn't cool.

gently caress you, PUA. How many Player's Handbooks do you own

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Milky Moor posted:

You have 1400 posts in total. You have exactly twelve posts which aren't related to Star Citizen. That isn't even a full percentage point.

My conclusion is that you have some kind of crippling brain disease.

Uh... anyone?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

None. I just feel the general indignation that any half-way sane person feels towards this shitstorm of scamming and incompetency.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

None and goes after him and his fam

Hahahahahaha

HahahHahahahahahahahaha

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Did derek photoshop the equivalent of a dad joke and claim goons did it?

lol derek have you ever done anything in the last 4 years that wasn't star ciitzen related?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

haha nice burn dude you showed him

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
lol someone said something negative about derek smart on twitter

goons rush to his side

lol

protect the retarded with the retarded

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

When Derek Smart has more posts in this thread about other stuff than Derek Smart than you do, it might be time to post more about Derek Smart

I'm not sure if ithis is an insult, but if it is, I expect goons to rush to my aid and protect my honor, as I have also programmed many garbage video games and hate star citizen.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

This went from bad to 'verse

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

cool new Polack jokes posted:

They would give it to him for free just to be a part of this amazing journey :allears:

Didn't they have an actual Concorde at one of their cons hanging over the audience? (someone mistook it for a prop spaceship)

Did someone really mistake a concorde for a prop spaceship? Tjats hilarious, thatd be as dumb as thinking an office meeting photo is a photoshop

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

I hear you're a racist now, Madcosby. How did you get interested in that type of thing?

Hating star citizens wasnt enough for me

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

Well, as long as I can hate the geeks. They invented the gayness, you know.

Oh did you mean the greeks, not geeks? Oh you, did you to through my post history to find stuff about me because i dont post the same way you do? Oh, you card.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

I was doing a bit from Father Ted because someone linked to the "these cows are small, those ones are far away" clip earlier. I don't have a clue who you are or what you've posted. :shrug:

Ah, no worries. I just assume bcz i disagree with the hivemind that some folks are going to go too far and tru and dig up anything they can. This thread can get p crazy sometimes!

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
edit im dumb and didnt finish reading a sentence

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Lladre posted:

I think you misread it, hes saying threats are not cool. And that mockery is.

ya i got that now

i thought he said its ok to threaten and also mock

thought i was reading the diary of a psychopath

but i read it again

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

EminusSleepus posted:

Why do you think goons are behind the attack? It could very well be the work of croberts sort of a sacrificial lamb for the cause.

Well, goons do have a history of harrassing online and trying to embarrass people affiliated with the program. See Ben, Sandi, WTFSaurus,etc

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Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Kakarot posted:

is that Andy Serkis?

Yup. He lets Chris use his mo-cap studio for free because its good publicity for him

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