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Oct 1, 2003


If you scroll this picture up and down it creates an amazing optical illusion. It looks like you're seeing him gain weight in real time.

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Oct 1, 2003

Hey guys did you know that there are lots of SHIPS in this game?

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Oct 1, 2003

Anything is possible if you just dream big enough.

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Oct 1, 2003

Does it hurt your feelings when I throw my wallet down this storm drain? Lol take that, goonie!

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Oct 1, 2003

Hey goons, let's do some math:

$45,000 / $60 per game = 750

750 games / 52 weeks in a year = 14.4

You could buy a brand new triple-A video game once per week, every week, for the next fourteen years, and still spend less on video games than that dude has spent on Star Citizen.

But yeah this is totally a good investment, guys.

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Oct 1, 2003

Star Citizen is actually an ARG. Arguing about Star Citizen on web forums is the gameplay.

You are playing Star Citizen right now.

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Oct 1, 2003

trucutru posted:

Lately the dreamin' has been kinda low key. Forget being a space flight attendant or a space janitor, let's keep it real



:smith:

My dream game involves waiting in line in a space cafeteria to be served my space bologna and space peas.

In the future.

In space.

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Oct 1, 2003

starkebn posted:

how is buying a computer game in a box still a thing?

Star Citizen is basically Collector's Edition Box: The Game

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Oct 1, 2003

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Hello, uhmmm, my name is, err, Chris Roberts, uhhh. Famous DIRECTOR of Wing Co~commander fame.



gently caress me, how do you direct anything with such an impediment?

Poorly.

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Oct 1, 2003

How tragic would it be if Chris Roberts honestly had a talent for directing but spent his best years making lovely, lovely video games and selling used cars

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Oct 1, 2003

I almost got kinda wistful for a minute there before I remembered that this is a guy who took a hundred million dollars in crowdfunding and spent it on My First Triple A Video Game Fantasy Camp

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Oct 1, 2003


Slug Trading confirmed for 3.0

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Oct 1, 2003

Imagine being the guy who gets banned for reposting a Derek tweet in the Derek reddit

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Oct 1, 2003

Colostomy Bag posted:

Dueling banjos or space games, it's all the same.

Why not both?

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Oct 1, 2003

phosdex posted:

Still confused on how these are a convention. Aren't they really just a few hours of powerpoint presentations?

Yeah but remember just how desperate citizens are for even the tiniest scraps of new information

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Oct 1, 2003

DapperDon posted:

What in the gently caress is up with that guys pointy jawbones?

It's called a "beard"

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Oct 1, 2003

Is star citizen pay2lose?

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Oct 1, 2003

TheAgent posted:

internal rumor is that chris is getting rid of the programmers first, as they've been, in his words "underwhelming"

lol

Well yeah, I fully expect CIG to spend its final days as a skeleton crew that consists solely of concept artists and community managers.

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Oct 1, 2003

Not like Croberts is finally going to get his priorities straight at this point.

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Oct 1, 2003

Asproigerosis posted:

Oh man I forgot I had stellaris. I wonder if it got any better than what it was at launch.

Like any other Paradox title, Stellaris is in a constant state of gradual improvement. It's changed a lot, although only you can say whether that's enough to hold your interest.

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Oct 1, 2003

thatguy posted:

This plane is getting hosed by a massive plane-dick right in its exhaust pipe.

never gently caress a jpeg hot

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Oct 1, 2003

yeah but how many toilets can i put in it

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