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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


Starcitizen: a bit rich to accuse us of mismanagement there!

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

grimcreaper posted:

So.. when does the spam shitposting begin to get this thread to 6666 as fast as possible? Are we gonna be spamming the stimperial text repeatedly or are we gonna do something classy like the atv transcripts over and over?

The dream is dead. There will never be a 6666 page thread outside of some crappy D&D thread. :(

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

I am honestly glad I backed Star Citizen. It taught me a lot about beating money out of the mentally ill!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Enchanted Hat posted:

I love this loving useless tracker.



Really? :lol:

Please make one of these every month. Make it a little bit slower frame to frame. It should be really something.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Meridian posted:

...Whatever.
You wouldn't understand, my pain...

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

It's a pity Chris didn't stick with the achievable while detailing his fantasy game wishlist.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Solarin posted:

Slamming flan is an excellent way to describe your posting vs moma. Moma is the flan just to be clear

I'm picturing MoMA on the bottom. Or is :thejoke:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

TheAgent posted:

was also going to mention I ain't paying for poo poo

The backers will never know. Please order lots of drinks. Then come back to the thread and spill the details.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

MeLKoR posted:

Tell me more. :nallears:
Toast agreed to go on a date with me back in 2014. Before he knew I was a terrible goon leaver. I was thinking the same thing as TheAgent. :v:

TheAgent posted:

my gf is already mad at me so mission accomplished
Good job Commando.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


My favorite post ITT

Tarquinn posted:

:argh: B4tBG for cheating us out of page 6666.


This is a strong contender.

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Dec 3, 2016

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

no_recall posted:

I've been playing the latest everspace update and it's very good and fidelitous.
Last time I played it I was sad they had no female lead and refunded it. Yes, I am that person.

Really, the voice overs were pretty annoying and there wasn't enough game there to justify the cost.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Sunswipe posted:

I hope there's going to be a fastening your safety belt minigame.

Nice beltdown?

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

CrazyLoon posted:

You broke his toasty warm heart by being a filthy leaver, you monster!

:barf: not the joke I was going for!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

nawledgelambo posted:

I'm the geometry clipping through the staircase



I'm the constant z-fighting in everything they show. :downsbravo:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Teal-balling, in Derek's case.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

Project status: Doomed

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Plot summary:

Journalist David Farrier stumbles upon a mysterious tickling competition online. As he delves deeper he comes up against fierce resistance, but that doesn't stop him getting to the bottom of a story stranger than fiction.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

It's Tickler The Grey!

(the creepo is a lawyer, thank you star citizen for leading me to this movie.)

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Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Dec 4, 2016

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Soooo tickle cash funding Star Citizen? Yes or no?

Tickled is a weird but lovely movie.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

mdxi posted:

Ever read the L. Ron Hubbard biography "Bare-Faced Messiah"?

The dude was a hack pulp scifi writer, who repeatedly conned his way into things (literary salons, the Explorers Club, government contracts) through force of personality and talking a good game. Then he would more-or-less completely fail to deliver on his promises, flail about while milking the situation for what it was forth, and finally have to move on to pitch new promises to a new group. Until one day he had his only true genius idea: founding a pay-for-play religion based on selling acceptance to emotionally vulnerable people.

I can't really put my finger on why, but I think its basic structure might be a good place to Archerstart.

Edit: cat overrun by body thetans

The Avalon is where they have LA Citcon. Coincidence?

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

TheLightPurges posted:

BTW heres actual Star Marine footage. I swear its not a vid of my Knee hair

https://vid.me/bZ5x

:dukedoge: Nailed it!

This game looks fundamentally poo poo. Why would anyone find this engaging? How can this be in any way shape or form worth 1/10th the time they've put into it? What the hell is this?

I am sure the backers love it. Keep dreaming friends! I encourage you to find all the pleasure in the world from this type of experience!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

TheLightPurges posted:

Also if anyone wants to laugh at how broken the Cattepillar is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkmPnG4z4B0

The first 30 seconds kinda sums up the whole vid. The whole video is worth laughing at.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Aj9_8t1eQc

play both at the same time, it kinda matches up and makes it more bearable.

Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Dec 5, 2016

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

I've asked some friends to get a refund.




because they're my friends.


none of them have refunded, lol.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

no_recall posted:

How to load it up with cargo?

Got :10bux: ?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


:tviv: :five:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Westworld is a good tv show.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

The Rabbi T. White posted:

I've only seen half the final episode, but the Shane parody was the most I've laughed at a TV show in quite a while.

Pick up the shitpost...

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Randarkman posted:


How is that a series?
100% serious posting, just go watch it. You will be surprised.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

I think star citizen is fun. As long as 1) I don't play it 2) I don't follow "the lore" 3) I ignore the horrific community 4) I pretend I know nothing about game development 5) I just shitpost on a dead forum.

See you all in the 'VERSE

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Propagandist posted:

C U N T Verse

:lol: that works!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Ghostlight posted:

lol at anyone who is such a sperg they feel the need to forum police derek smart.

Leave grandpa Derek alone!

If that shitheap qualifies as a game mode to some people their standards must be lower than I ever could imagine.

Yes, they succeeded in shoving a janky fps map out the door. After how many years? With an fps engine. And it's riddled with large scale problems that can't even be classed as bugs but entire design flaws.

Good job?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Decrepus posted:

Hey reddit archive this

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Still miles above SC Reddit standards. :20bux:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Hey h ey hey

I'm a mod

Quit shipoating or else okay?!

...

But that's how goon dreams are made. Beet don't deny goons a better chance to shitpost and slapfight that is a cruel mishandling of the average goon.

Won't someone think of the manchildren?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Overwatch is also a good game

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSPd2PXAW6k&t=913s

It's me, the fun game.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


Mental. Illness.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Meridian posted:

Wonder what the Stimperial flag looks like.

This man's skin flayed and put on a flagpole.

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/mA8qr1n.jpg

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

I appreciate options in games. I was legit upset my FO4 lady had a baby with that creepy guy pretending to be your husband.

Cig used to have two character models in the hangar, did the guy with hair go bye bye?

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