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Wrecked Angle posted:The bit people say can't be done is the 100 star systems with 1000s of players playing together in the same universe with millions of AI controlled NPCs and hundreds of planets that you can land on and explore every square mile of hand-crafted, procedurally generated landscape complete with unique flora and fauna. It can be done, possibly, if you had hundreds of servers to run them on and teams to code, monitor, and parallel develop on them . But not with a wonky engine, cloud data sharing, and a $10k espresso machine.
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Decrepus posted:I just woke up. Did Star Citizen come out yet? Yes. I'm in your base spinning your dudes.
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KM Scorchio posted:I'm sat in a pub with my parents watching the football and ignoring them so I can post about a game I will never play even if it is ever released in any meaningful form. Can you watch football from your ship ingame? Someone alert Chris immediately!
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Amarcarts posted:Just imagine that one day there might be a Star Citizen museum with choice framed GIF's and JPEGs and terminals where people can browse these threads. - Sandi's movie career, including the actual tickle table.
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Thoatse posted:
Someone add in a naked star citizen model floating past please.
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:They all think Chris actually codes. Hey now. Leaving comments in someone elses code is still coding.
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I wish I was clever enough to get $160 million only to turn around and buy someone elses software to run it.
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Star Citizen: Lumbering til Litigation
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Why it might even form some kind of delusional house of cards that should have fallen down a long time ago where a guy stuffed into a too small turtleneck has promised 10x the level of detail and graphic rendering of any other game, with 5,000,000 completely simulated NPC entities, hundreds of thousands of ships, hundreds of planets and outposts in an area a significant percentage of the size of the entire known universe all completely 100% simulated real time with no instancing. In some alternate reality, SC is made and is a success. And in one infographic they release will have '30, 583 Space Janitors have cleaned 34,031,989,123 toilets with no actual player within 100 light years near them'.
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Xaerael posted:I'm more weirded out that whoever's PC that is, they still have the utterly useless "Ask Cortana" poo poo on their taskbar, taking half of it up. On top of that, three browsers. loving learn to unpin and keep poo poo looking tidy. I bet theres a lot of 'Cortana, what is a spline?' Cortana, what is Levels of Detail?' going on.
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Star Citizen: Thargoids? We have a Worm!
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:clap Though it needs a branch 'Has Chris seen something cool in another game? Y/N' Y: Adds idea to increasing number of features.
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Breetai posted:p. sure it's gunna be the Aphex Twin dude. Its already been cracked. It's CIG's launch slides from the recent Citcon.
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Young Freud posted:You got me curious and Alien did something similar, but most of the lighting comes from a lamp exterior to the helmet. I assume the Alien suits are for different conditions. It was a mining ship so the lighted ones were for on land or in the mines. The white one was in the escape pod, so only for space walking should it arise.
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alf_pogs posted:feelings on Aliens: Colonial Marines being canon? There's a one page comic back in the 90s where the Space Jockey is actually from an alien species with long noses. And they haul alien eggs as they are FOOD for the Space Jockey's, the last frame is one pan frying a face hugger with a spatula. THATS more canon than Colonial Marines. happyhippy fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Jan 8, 2017 |
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Inkel posted:Star Citizen cheaters face permaban with no refund (but CIG needs video evidence) OH loving LOL I work for a game company, and I review cheaters and such. And we NEVER take the word of whoever is reporting it, nor any 'evidence' they provide. Sure most are legit, but you get a good salty percentage that will fake or photoshop proof that the innocent skilled guy was cheating. Add in lovely netcode, and chances increase that some people with decent reaction times and skill will end up losing everything to Captain Fatbeard McVapeKirk happyhippy fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jan 9, 2017 |
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intardnation posted:why the gently caress are they redoing the aurora again. ffs this what the 3rd or 4th revision. How about doing the loving ships that arent in game yet. loving clowns. Because Chris says so. Notice the 3 view screens. Which one is Chris happy with? TRICK QUESTION! NONE! Chris is never happy happyhippy fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jan 12, 2017 |
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You know its alien when a simple 'hello' takes 50 seconds to write out.
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SelenicMartian posted:Is that his teeth showing from behind? Thats the inner pair, about to come out and strike the peon for not knowing what to do instantly.
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"We've spent years developing this language, its so alien and intricate. It's going to be amazing to hear, and you can learn it too!" *Escape, Options, Toggle Show Subtitles*
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Pelican Dunderhead posted:
Future goonfleet insignia spotted!
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XK posted:There's only like 100 people in here, and that's being generous. A small room full of people are the boogey men bringing down a $141 million dollar multinational game corporation. Theres actually 300-400 people who are bringing down the game. The employees. They wont just say three little words, "loving no Chris".
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"Captain Fatbeard Von Spocksisko here, request docking permission" "You.....are......380.....in......queue.....to......dock. Please wait until your landing is approved. Estimated time 1 hour 45 minutes."
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A patch is only real when there is a $3000 limited ship being sold in conjunction.
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The Titanic posted:As promised! lovely programmer art incoming. Excellent! Needs a 'Here be Sand Wyrms' on a corner somewhere.
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Chin posted:"Filling a universe with unique clothing is no easy task." Someone hire an ex from WoW, they churn out a billion different sets of clothes every patch.
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Good Dumplings posted:another reminder that this is somehow a bigger fuckup than daikatana Nah, Daikatana was just 10 years too early. Star Citizen is 30 years too early.
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FIVE DAYS to calculate how much space gas per ton. loving hell. I hope it took a week for which direction the water flushes in space AS THIS MATTERS!
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MeLKoR posted:
A patcher requires a coherent file structure and standard file naming. Something I think this game will never have.
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didn't they say they were working on the patcher a year ago? And now they are thinking that maybe something should be done about the patcher at some point in the future?
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nopantsjack posted:Seeing my friend who wants to be a developer poo poo out high-poly assets and features faster than star citizen really gives you a deep disrespect for these idiots. The problem is that they ARE making GBS threads out high-poly assets, but Chris is sperging out and not loving settling for one final design. It's not the artists fault (mainly). They create things, but 6 months later Chris decides that he meant ANOTHER way or Call of Duty did it better, so they have to scrap it and start again. When the bailiffs start selling off the assets in a few years time, we will see the large amount of concept art and such.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:The fact that none of you can vibrate wildly, strike a T-pose, and meld into the table like me is loving Tickle me, and see what happens.
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If you are going that route, Goons financed and made swap.avi. 1 out of 2 is still better than 0 out of 2 from CIG.
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Morningwoodpecker posted:If you watch right to the end of Wing Commander the Movie it's nothing but a scrolling list of doxing for the last few minutes. And still better than the previous hour and a half.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5qejbq/do_you_realize_what_scs_ai_can_achieve/ code:
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starkebn posted:Are you going to publish that somewhere or can I steal your valor? Dude, thats like 8 months of CIG crunch coding right there.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:How do you greybox levels with no AI or polished player movement/flight system? The AI can sit at a table and mop the floor you know.
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Xaerael posted:OK, this is my prediction: Too predictable. Mine is that an 'accidental' fire will happen at the Edit: No, wait. Chris will 'accidentally' get a ransom virus that asks for 300 bitcoins, and he starts a pledge to get whales to pay more money.
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spacetoaster posted:In Europe. Female models in SC confirmed!
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tooterfish posted:Couple of years ago, couldn't tell you which show (they've done that loving many). Wasn't that some PAX where he was sitting in front of the computer and couldn't figure out how to work the game? If there is some IDE footage I would love to see that.
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