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TheAgent posted:its when chris roberts uploads himself in SC like the lawnmower man Only in this version he becomes more and more retarded as time goes on, culminating in the singularity of fuckwittery.
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Mirificus posted:[url=https://relay.sc/about-us] Relay MUST be as innovative and ground breaking as star citizen. Our mission statement is that we regurgitate existing content created by others.
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Love how the word 'hipster' has lost all sense of meaning and now means 'person I disagree with personally'.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Different departments are making builds throughout the day. Read one of the monthly reports and see what their network backend is doing. The builds they put out are utilizing the same assets less minor changes, so they're 6-10 gig pak changes. That aside, many of the developers are participating in the evocati chat. Even if this was true, why on earth would you ever ever ever want to do something like this? All you're doing is creating multiple code bases, which you need to Frankenstein together. How on earth could this ever possibly be an efficient way of coding a game?
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I mean, it is fractally dumb. The closer you look at it, the dumber it gets.
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I.N.R.I posted:I'll read all these 10000 word long posts later. in the mean time, I want to remind everyone to call or visit their parents wherever possible. They raised you with love and care and would like to hear about the things you're getting up to in life I have dinner with my mother every Monday as a way to catch up and also because that's garbage night and so I help her out with the bins because she's living alone and is 72 this year and while she's not decrepit or anything I like to do little things to make her life easier, and because I travel from my place to hers by bus I spend the time on the bus reading about people screaming at a video game on my phone and it all works out pretty nicely.
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CrazyLoon posted:Okay, I'm honestly getting loving sick of this word, so imma ask: Is evocati literally the name CIG gave to their creme-de-la-creme testers? This wasn't some label tacked on by evil goonies or such, this is literally what they came up with? In a rare burst of self awareness even shitizens are referring to it jokingly as 'the avocados' because of how loving goofy it is.
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Oh hai! And just in case you needed any more indication of the kind of person we're dealing with here, I dare anyone to get through 2 minutes of one of the videos on the channel he suggested without wanting to punch a hole through their computer. For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJn0R50IdA loving look at that smug oval office. He's like the personification of Reddit and of COURSE he wears a loving top hat in his videos because of his cargo cult notion of what a proper gentleman from le classy past looks like.
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None pizza with left beef, you cretins.
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ShredsYouSay posted:Wait saying the Holocaust was bad is sjw now? People who self-identify as 'gamers' are the types of people who define themselves by virtue of the types of media they consume i.e. awful people, and people who can afford to spend 10 hours a day gaming are either sheltered NEETs who don't need to conceive of a world outside of their mother's basements or else literal children, neither of which are groups that spend much time attending to understanding the struggles of others because self-absorbed navel-gazing is their limit of understanding of the human condition. When the boundaries of your worldview are constrained to the point where your primary motivations are getting enough chicken tendies and mountain dew to fuel your next gamer sesh; a Brobdingnagian struggle that few others appreciate, then women who complain about equal rights are just whining oval office slut whores who wouldn't gently caress you in High School anyway, and those uppity browns and fags blocking the freeway made you late getting home from work at Best Buy so you missed your raid, the pricks.
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TheAgent posted:the ptu is gonna be a shitshow lol Any news on implementation of Star marine from your sources?
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Chalks posted:What small heads these animes have. Seeing this done with realistically drawn grown women rather that they usually are with super-sylised anime schoolgirl waifs just makes it more confusing.
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Please help me my schadenfreude boner can't stop cumming and for the last 20 minutes it's been nothing but dry ashes and stimpirial ghost loads rushing out of me.
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alf_pogs posted:aside from awful nondescript mocap spaceship engineers and things, has there been anything sq42 specific in months or years? i cant remember the last time they showed something remotely close to a product There was the Admiral Bishop speech that at the time was lightly derided as kinda hokey and in the current environment would probably be torn to shreds.
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Sillybones posted:By now it should be pretty clear this is his fetish. "Oh no, pirates! Don't stomp on my ballistic missiles." ~`^That feel when daddy makes you feed him your Connies^`~ *uguu*
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On the subject of Early Access: Factorio. It's one of two games I've ever bought into in an incomplete state. The other was kickstarting Planetary Annihilation, which was meh, but $20 buck for a mediocre game is hardly a huge issue. Factorio is a fairly niche, indie little game about building factories. The trailer demonstrates it better than I can explain, but basically you start crashlanded on a planet with nothing but a pick and the ability to hand-craft items, and end up with a monster factory spanning hundreds of screens that lets you automate stripmining a continent and can replicate itself using an army of thousands of swarming helper robots. I first started playing Factorio back in early 2014. It is the anti-star citizen. From earlier than I started playing it, the game existed as a vertical slice, with all systems intact. The endgame goal of creating a rocket launchpad (though without the ability to actually launch the rocket) was in place, and you could effectively play a full game of it from start to finish. They then began developing outwards off of that slice, and adding additional systems and technologies that gave the game greater complexity and enhanced the game loop. They initially had extensive use of placeholder graphics until the systems underlying them were polished, and then upgraded them to quite nice, albeit pixel-based polished graphics. They make excellent use of Dev Blogs. ![]() Actually, check out this one as well. Notice how it's explaining technical concepts and advising how they're approaching them, and not just saying "We hope to have optimization in the game, it's going to be really, really cooooooool"? They have a well-thought-out plan for development. Recently, for their 0.13.x updates they devoted all development to multiplayer. That's it. Just adding multiplayer to the game. Adding additional features or altering existing systems was put on absolute hold, until absolutely everything else was stable and multiplayer was in the game and running at releasable levels of performance. With ~255 players able to connect at once. Development of this game is taking a while, but even in the last couple of years as it's been essentially feature-complete I've had a blast playing it, and it has literally never crashed on me. Granted, this is a tiny indie niche game that is never going to make huge waves (though it's received an overwhelmingly positive reception on Steam so far), but after following the CIG shitshow for so long it's amazing to contrast the different approaches.
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Foo Diddley posted:Compare and contrast: Factorio's devblogs about their networking and how it all works, versus Chris mumbling about the cloud Clearly only one of these people understands game development. ![]()
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aleksendr posted:I sitll fire up the original SWOTS with all expansions about once a month. Very nice 4X game that decided to focus on space battles and do them with near perfection. Wasn't the second one a stimpirial garbage fire by comparison?
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I.N.R.I posted:Hi, hope you're all enjoying screaming at the computer game and the people who bought it. This post is just a quiet reminder for you to call or visit your parents, especially now that christmas is near. they love and care about you and would love to hear from their sons and daughters about how life is going, hobbies, friends etc. Hi I.N.R.I., it is already Christmas Eve here in Australia, and I am over at my mum's place helping her make the pavlova for the family get together today. ![]() As you can see, it's coming along quite nicely, and if you're careful you can just catch her reflection next to me. I hope that you take some time off from screaming at a thread on a comedy forum devoted to laughing at stupid poo poo on the Internet, because they are laughing at stupid poo poo on the Internet in a manner that you do not approve of, and give your mum and dad a big hug for me.
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CrazyTolradi posted:Don't melt tomorrow, commando. Pfft, it's only 35.7C/96F here in Adelaide (known for its wine region, churches, and essentially being the world's largest country town) and tomorrow's going to be a balmy, stimpirial 40C/104F, so as long as I remember to bring a bottle of water while I doxx my parents and send death threats to my other relatives (it's an Australian thing) it'll be fine.
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Kakarot posted:nice job, everyone should doxx their parents on Christmas Doxxing was Christmas Eve. Today after the traditional death threats I decided to give her a nice card to go with the present I brought (note the completed pavlova, ready for decoration with cream and berries!) ![]() They say that the best messages are the heartfelt ones. ![]() I love my mum, and especially love catching up with her and letting her know what's going on in my life; I know she really appreciates it. ![]()
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It's Schrodinger's engine where starengine is both 50% rewritten over the course of several years to a brilliant technical specification which will now allow them to add the best gameplay features ever any time now which is why it's been totally justified in terms of how long we've been waiting for something tangible to actually come out, and close enough to a stock engine that a port doesn't impact the timeframe at all.
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ewe2 posted:Parry is flailing around on ED forums trying to explain why he thinks CE to Lumberyard was just a delta of modifications, and ran into the '50% rewrite' wall. Can't have it both ways, one of them has to be a like, its technically impossible to have both. Have you a link?
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Nice to know that the truism that gross nerds always pull lovely faces in photographs because they know how ugly they are on the inside so why bother is in full effect.
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Star Citizen: pre-alpha males.
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Tijuana Bibliophile posted:You know the dumb thing about Chris' immersion strategy is that while it aims to recreate "real life" visuals by adding more polygons, nature contains barely any polygons at all Remember when we got word that he absolutely abominated the idea of using things like bumpmaps (or was it normal maps?) to 'cheat' extra visual fidelity instead of devoting exponentially more processing power to raw polygons? On a completely different note, remember how the planet CIG has demoed has rocks that are painted onto the landscape as textures? Breetai fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jan 3, 2017 |
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D_Smart posted:moved to concern The cornfield episode of the Twilight Zone, only every instance of 'the cornfield' is replaced with 'the concern forum'.
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p. sure it's gunna be the Aphex Twin dude.
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Samizdata posted:Also called Ben an outright scammer on Twitter, as per WC:A. If no response tomorrow, I am going to address Alexis, by suggesting as a spouse it is her job to help her husband not engage in criminal activity. You're being a loving weirdo and you need to take a breath. You are the fucker in this scenario.
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Can't be. Some backers have already paid for two games. Including one of the games as the tutorial for the other is such a slam dunk case that every lawyer on earth would rocket into the stratosphere through the sheer amount of jizz they'd be uncontrollably spewing in anticipation of the case. Not even CIG is that dumb.
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boviscopophobic posted:This post was supposed to go in the Theoretical Cetology thread, but it's closed for "archiving", whatever that means. You can check there for the previous forum snapshot/demographic estimate that I refer to below. As much as I like laughing at an idiot fuckwit's attempt to make an impossible game and the inevitable demise of its toxic community, reading this kinda makes me want to start doling out swirlies on a primal level. Call your mother and let her know what's going on in your life, but don't mention that post.
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So my best friend who is a huge fan of bad movies (we've seen The Room together like 4 times) is coming to Adelaide (home of the best arble garble since she was a whatever) to visit me, and I feel like completely ruining our friendship entirely by watching Wing Commander with her, completely blind (apart from having seen the bulldozer scene). A bottle of Captain Morgan will be involved. Does anyone have any suggestions for drinking games for the movie that will leave us emotionally vulnerable and weeping, but not to the point of insensibility (because that way we can't feel the pain triple every second)?
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Sappo569 posted:Take a drink every time something on screen happens that is literally wwii in space I thought telling someone to kill themselves was against forum rules. ![]()
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What's the lesnick challenge again?
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It's like when you say 'the sky is blue' and Hitler says 'i agree' and then you're honour bound to insist that it's actually purple.
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TrustmeImLegit posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/368790/youtube-community-are-misleading-new-backers This video game product looks like it might be good one day when it's finished, I'll spend over a week's gross pay on it.
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So what happened in relation to the kiwi guy?
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Fat Shat Sings posted:this is more a philosophical post but what exactly was the point where certain people decided to exclusively troll something awful and have to live their lives in some weird, incestuous inbred trolling effort where they redeem nonexistent troll tickets for years and years of being completely dedicated to making GBS threads on the people who post on this website because they are either too lazy or incapable of going anywhere else to troll people for whatever inexplicable reason keeps them operating at 50 levels of ironic shitposting We're not having fun in a manner which they approve of. You see, they are very smart and people who like to laugh at things they don't like to are stupid. Pretend I posted the Simpsons clip of professor Frink not letting the children he's substitute teaching for play with a toy because they need to enjoy it on a more intellectual level here.
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