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Who will be the champ come Sunday morning?
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Mighty Mouse 26 83.87%
Meth Man 5 16.13%
Total: 31 votes
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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Juliana Pena isn't waiting on word of her next opponent, she got told her next opponent and then turned it down.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Cutelaba is cool, but as far as I know Cannonier hits just as hard, but is more accurate, so.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Moldova is the world leader in producer of PEDs. It shows.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
What the gently caress, Cutelaba is only 22? I thought that motherfucker was like, 30.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
https://twitter.com/BrianStann/status/805263673539235840

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cutelaba has aged the Joe Riggs way.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005



:911:

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Cannonier really loves to shell up.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

Cutelaba has aged the Joe Riggs way.

HGH and Meldomium?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Cutelaba punched the ground really hard

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010

Le Saboteur posted:

Cutelaba has aged the Joe Riggs way.

He's from Moldova, I think their 22 is everybody else's 40

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Schenck v. U.S. posted:

He's from Moldova, I think their 22 is everybody else's 40

Alternately every Moldovan in the US is using a dead 22yo's entry visa

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
I feel like Cannonier's hands are a lot better but Cutelaba is doing a good job of mixing it up and making the fight chaotic, so Cannonier can't unload

e: I especially like Cannonier's jab, it looks like it really sucks when he lands it

e again, because nobody is watching this or posting: did Cutelaba headbutt to the body? wtf

Schenck v. U.S. fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Dec 4, 2016

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


get him a microphone, i want some drunk dan henderson commentary

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Schenck v. U.S. posted:

I feel like Cannonier's hands are a lot better but Cutelaba is doing a good job of mixing it up and making the fight chaotic, so Cannonier can't unload

e: I especially like Cannonier's jab, it looks like it really sucks when he lands it

e again, because nobody is watching this or posting: did Cutelaba headbutt to the body? wtf

Yeah he threw a headbutt. He's crazy

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Cannonier's cardio for a guy his size is really good.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

this guy is fuckin intense

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
I want 2 more rounds

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Cannonier apparently decided to stop angling for another fight and start angling for a role in Walking Dead

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
omg

e: I think Cannonier lost the decision, and I think he might have been able to finish if he had thrown hands instead of wasting the last minute of the fight walking him down and mocking him

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Man that was loving sick

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
Lhw delivers somehow

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Cannonier is my favorite fighter now

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Cool fight

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Da killah gorilla

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Cannonier rules, he was channeling that heavyweight guy a few months ago who was yelling "HIT ME" between times getting punched in the head

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Power of Pecota posted:

Cannonier rules, he was channeling that heavyweight guy a few months ago who was yelling "HIT ME" between times getting punched in the head

Chase 'The Vanilla Gorilla' Sherman? Jared 'The Killah Gorillah' Cannonier.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
All praise to Yahweh.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Cannonier being Jewish is the most surprising thing.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

Lid posted:

Cannonier being Jewish is the most surprising thing.

Good I thought I was just being insane

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
That's a pretty big dude to be shooting for 185

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
BJ Penn is going to die.

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Dr. Abysmal posted:

Cutelaba punched the ground really hard

He was hitting the Autozone logo like it owed him money.

Fight owned, especially Cannonier going full T-1000.

Schenck v. U.S.
Sep 8, 2010
Is Cannonier Jewish? Is he an African American Jewish person from Alaska? I'm aware that this question might be construed as racist but I am honestly confused by the sheer improbability of his demographics.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Cannonnier owns.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Dan Didio posted:

BJ Penn is going to die.

And I'm gonna be about 200 feet away when he does. I just bought my tickets yesterday, lower bowl for $50 cause the card is pretty much gonna be BJ Penn, Joe Lauzon, and nobody else

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Schenck v. U.S. posted:

Is Cannonier Jewish? Is he an African American Jewish person from Alaska? I'm aware that this question might be construed as racist but I am honestly confused by the sheer improbability of his demographics.

My guess would be Black Israelite if only because he referred to God as Yahweh.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Should have had Esparza show up in this Harley Davidson plug.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Bubba Smith posted:

And I'm gonna be about 200 feet away when he does. I just bought my tickets yesterday, lower bowl for $50 cause the card is pretty much gonna be BJ Penn, Joe Lauzon, and nobody else

You are going to be covered in Lauzon and Penn blood.

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
There actually is a fair sized population of Ethiopian Jews, but yes, African American Jewish cage fighter from Alaska sounds like something you'd produce in a game of mad libs

EDIT: Also,

Charles Gnarwin posted:

My guess would be Black Israelite if only because he referred to God as Yahweh.

fatherdog fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Dec 4, 2016

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