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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

THIS COMPANY IS loving DEAD. WHAT DO WE GET ON FINAL BATTLE, THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR?

A "DREAM" MATCH FEATURING WWE CAST OFF "CODY"



OH AND HIS NXT CAST OFF WIFE WAS THERE TOO!

The big surprise of the show? More cast-aways here on the island!



Yep, The Hardy Boyz with a bad dye job. The has beens who can barely draw half the ratings as ROH are here to bury the roster.

And who are they going to feud with? Yep, TNA cast offs THE YOUNG SUCKS



Because the guys who have to wrestle in their back yard in TNA will draw so much money against a couple of skinny back yard spot monkeys.

GREAT IDEA DELIRIOUS

Oh and The Young Sucks are still the tag champs because they beat The Briscoes. Way to bury your young home grown talent, moron.

To try and cover up the fact this company is a bunch of Gilligans they put the belt on Kyle O'Reilly but I bet he's wrestled for WWE or TNA or some poo poo that's the only way to get pushed in this lovely company.



Also we had to watch a TV title without Bobby Fish because his mom passed away so instead we got Dragon Lee (not even the original Dragon Lee) vs a couple of British bulldogs. GREAT. Marty Scurll won. He's the TV Champ even though I watched this on the internet. Idiots. Go back to your own country. Can't this company push Americans?

The Trios Titles were won by some cast offs from some New England indies. Can't even push guys who got on TV? Wow. Now we're giving belts to indie sloppy seconds.

Upcoming Shows

There won't be any. This company is hosed. If they happen they will be posted here http://rohwrestling.com/live/upcoming-events-list and Dave Meltzer will lie about the attendance in the Observer because he loves TNA cast offs like Okato and AJ Styles. Mark.

TV

Under no circumstances should you give this company ratings. If you want to watch ROH and have a Nelson box SMASH IT. DO NOT RISK GIVING THEM RATINGS or they will think you like this company. You can find out more about the TV here but DO NOT GIVE THEM RATINGS http://rohwrestling.com/tv/current

After Philadelphia the next TV tapings will be at Center Stage in Atlanta because they even rip off WCW now. Pathetic.

News

Because Delirious loves New Japan so much they will do another show with NJPW in that tiny building Meltzer loves.

They are going to be very aggressive signing more sloppy seconds. GREAT we can see more BROKEN DOWN Matt Hardys instead of real talent like the good home grown guys.

The 15th Anniversary Show will be live from Vegas because Sinclair wants to rip off Herb Abrams UWF.

DO NOT GIVE THIS COMPANY MONEY. DO NOT WATCH THEM. DO NOT GO TO THEIR SHOWS! JUST WATCH THE WWE NETWORK YOU WILL SEE ALL THE SAME GUYS 10 YEARS AGO!

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

MassRafTer posted:

Sinclair wants to rip off Herb Abrams UWF.

Hell yes

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


MassRafTer posted:

Sinclair wants to rip off Herb Abrams UWF.

Ok you were convincing me but this just killed your argument.

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


very good op

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

yahallo


post the hardys segment please thank u

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

HUSS
HUSS
HUSS


Super No Vacancy posted:

post the hardys segment please thank u

its not online anywhere yet

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



Will ROH hire any NWA Mountain State Wrestling cast-offs?

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

MassRafTer posted:

THIS COMPANY IS loving DEAD. WHAT DO WE GET ON FINAL BATTLE, THE BIGGEST SHOW OF THE YEAR?

A "DREAM" MATCH FEATURING WWE CAST OFF "CODY"



OH AND HIS NXT CAST OFF WIFE WAS THERE TOO!

The big surprise of the show? More cast-aways here on the island!



Yep, The Hardy Boyz with a bad dye job. The has beens who can barely draw half the ratings as ROH are here to bury the roster.

And who are they going to feud with? Yep, TNA cast offs THE YOUNG SUCKS



Because the guys who have to wrestle in their back yard in TNA will draw so much money against a couple of skinny back yard spot monkeys.

GREAT IDEA DELIRIOUS

Oh and The Young Sucks are still the tag champs because they beat The Briscoes. Way to bury your young home grown talent, moron.

To try and cover up the fact this company is a bunch of Gilligans they put the belt on Kyle O'Reilly but I bet he's wrestled for WWE or TNA or some poo poo that's the only way to get pushed in this lovely company.



Also we had to watch a TV title without Bobby Fish because his mom passed away so instead we got Dragon Lee (not even the original Dragon Lee) vs a couple of British bulldogs. GREAT. Marty Scurll won. He's the TV Champ even though I watched this on the internet. Idiots. Go back to your own country. Can't this company push Americans?

The Trios Titles were won by some cast offs from some New England indies. Can't even push guys who got on TV? Wow. Now we're giving belts to indie sloppy seconds.

Upcoming Shows

There won't be any. This company is hosed. If they happen they will be posted here http://rohwrestling.com/live/upcoming-events-list and Dave Meltzer will lie about the attendance in the Observer because he loves TNA cast offs like Okato and AJ Styles. Mark.

TV

Under no circumstances should you give this company ratings. If you want to watch ROH and have a Nelson box SMASH IT. DO NOT RISK GIVING THEM RATINGS or they will think you like this company. You can find out more about the TV here but DO NOT GIVE THEM RATINGS http://rohwrestling.com/tv/current

After Philadelphia the next TV tapings will be at Center Stage in Atlanta because they even rip off WCW now. Pathetic.

News

Because Delirious loves New Japan so much they will do another show with NJPW in that tiny building Meltzer loves.

They are going to be very aggressive signing more sloppy seconds. GREAT we can see more BROKEN DOWN Matt Hardys instead of real talent like the good home grown guys.

The 15th Anniversary Show will be live from Vegas because Sinclair wants to rip off Herb Abrams UWF.

DO NOT GIVE THIS COMPANY MONEY. DO NOT WATCH THEM. DO NOT GO TO THEIR SHOWS! JUST WATCH THE WWE NETWORK YOU WILL SEE ALL THE SAME GUYS 10 YEARS AGO!

thank you MRT for this thread

Pakelika
May 13, 2005

Work It! Thats Right! Awwww Yeah!

Just chiming in to say this is an amazing accurate OP, thank you MRT. Also that bit at the end of the main event with the bell not being rug after Cole tapped, IMO really took away from my (and the crowds) enjoyment and reaction to seeing Kyle win. Definitely get the feeling of a mega pop that you would want, but maybe I need to watch it again.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Hi friendos how was Final Battle

Durk Hendrunkqs
Dec 12, 2006

It's useless.


Second half of the show definitely delivered. Some production snafus but worth getting the replay.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


I'm very proud of my best friend Kyle O'Reilly.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Final Battle was one of the best shows of 2016, and no, I'm not going to watch the Cody match

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

I will wipe away all tears from your eyes. There shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, there shall be no more pain. All these things are passed away.


Final Battle is an appropriate name this year.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Great OP. Steve Corino is The Professor

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003



Caught up to Final Battle as I fell asleep after trios match during the live airing due to a completely hosed sleep schedule.

Pleased but mildly surprised Kyle won, since isn't his contract situation less settled?

Also, I thought the Hardys were still under TNA deals for now?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Thauros posted:

Caught up to Final Battle as I fell asleep after trios match during the live airing due to a completely hosed sleep schedule.

Pleased but mildly surprised Kyle won, since isn't his contract situation less settled?

Also, I thought the Hardys were still under TNA deals for now?

feel like winning the belt is a good sign his contract situation is settled

without knowing the full details of the hardys contracts it's difficult to say but they have all the power in the relationship and it's entirely possible tna and roh worked out a trade

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


I hope TNA screws over ROH again in whatever deal they worked out

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



triplexpac posted:

I hope TNA screws over ROH again in whatever deal they worked out

If they do anything it'll just be the Bucks showing up at Matt's house

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you


oatgan posted:

If they do anything it'll just be the Bucks showing up at Matt's house

You mean Generation Me making their return

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Two scoops of bullshit in every rovert post!


I believe Cole vs KOR will be the ROH title match at the Dome.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



triplexpac posted:

You mean Generation Me making their return

Only after they fall into the time travelling lake

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

   'Cause she's so high
      High above me,
       she's so lovely
           
     - Everclear


Doctor Rope

oatgan posted:

If they do anything it'll just be the Bucks showing up at Matt's house

Dave said Bucks/Hardys for WM weekend

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



exploded mummy posted:

Dave said Bucks/Hardys for WM weekend

oh i meant in TNA

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


oatgan posted:

oh i meant in TNA

Bucks of Youth I KNEW YOU'D COME

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

They also got the Rock n Roll Express

beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

I heard Dave talking about Bucks and Hardys and looked at getting some tickets to that show since I'm gonna be in town for Mania, but it's booked an hour away in Lakeland? That sucks

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!



Why does everyone have a poo poo theme song

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003



Kaveman posted:

Why does everyone have a poo poo theme song

I hope you''re not including the new champ in that category. ROH's theme music ever since they stopped using songs they didn't have the rights to has generally always been pretty bad with a couple random exceptions.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Kaveman posted:

Why does everyone have a poo poo theme song

The champion of the company has the best theme song in wrestling, pay attention.

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

Nice to meet ya, hee ho!



Adam Cole should've came out to his NJPW theme and KOR should've came out to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CL36l5_gVp8

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

Well, I for one am shocked at the Young Bucks signing a new RoH/NJPW contract. SHOCKED.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Man Hunter must have offered them the bare min for them to sign with a company that they've been displeased with for a while now.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Is Paul still a money mark if he keeps getting outbid?

Good for the Bucks getting paid more for fewer dates and better merch % than WWE can offer.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Well, I for one am shocked at the Young Bucks signing a new RoH/NJPW contract. SHOCKED.

Young Sucks

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Is Paul still a money mark if he keeps getting outbid?

Good for the Bucks getting paid more for fewer dates and better merch % than WWE can offer.
Turns out Paul is the Bob Nutting of wrestling promoters/owners

Down to hiring lovely Indians that won't amount to much and having a fancy developmental facility in the south.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

I hit the drums, so pay up

Bob Nothing

Roque11
Aug 7, 2016


This can't be true about the Bucks re-signing. Everybody was suppose to leave eOH after 12/31 according to these experts out there. All hail!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

#RXTREVOLUTIONFOREVER6


Roque11 posted:

This can't be true about the Bucks re-signing. Everybody was suppose to leave eOH after 12/31 according to these experts out there. All hail!
The Bucks would have definitely left if WWE was more interesting in hiring cheap talent and not getting into bidding wars with NJPW

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beggar
Mar 6, 2008

Smoking Makes You Impotent


Fallen Rib

MassRafTer posted:

Young Sucks

lol I'll pretend u said 18

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