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MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first



So, what is a sheep game? Here's you answer (shamelessly stolen from forums user Xenophon):

What the gently caress is a sheep

The game is not complicated.

1. There will be a list of questions at the bottom of this post. The object of the game is to provide the MOST COMMON response from the people playing the game, kind of like Family Feud. You receive one point for each person who provided the same answer. In other words, if the question was "What is best in life," and 10 players said "To crush your enemies," each of those players would receive 10 points. If 5 players said "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist," they would each receive 5 points. If 1 player said "Hello Kitty," he would receive 1 points (and the public condemnation of his peers).

2. Every question scores points, even if only one. The player with the MOST points, after all the questions are added up, wins the game.

3. There are no right or wrong answers - your job is to provide the MOST COMMON answer. So even if you really, really think that "The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist" is best in life, it might still be in your best interest to answer "To crush your enemies." This means that even a factually incorrect answer can score the most points! You have to decide what you think everyone else will say.

4. Some of the questions are vague - intentionally so! It's your job to interpret them as you think the majority of AI will.

Send your answers along with your SA Username (seriously) to AIsheepgame@gmail.com (seriously, make sure your username is in there somewhere!) with the tag Sheep Game in the subject line. Format is important, so please send your answers like this:

code:
Miatas
Dead hooker smell.
The reason why I ask for the answers to be submitted without numbers (or written into the questions, holy poo poo you guys) is because with the program I use to organise this, I can just do a three-second copy/paste to create your entry. Anything else adds time and manual correction to the process.

Once you have sent your entry, please post in this thread as confirmation.

You have until 11 PM Pacific Time on Wednesday, December 21st (0700 UTC on Thursday, December 22nd) to submit your answers. The big reveal will be in this thread starting at or about 3 PM Pacific Time on Friday, December 23rd (2300 UTC on Friday, December 23rd), so set your calendars/alarm clocks/crude sundials made from old Jeep parts for the big day! I will be doing the reveal two questions per day with each reveal being posted at or about 3 PM Pacific Time, so you have some time to ridicule each other discuss your successes and failures.

Without further ado, the questions:

  1. I've always been intrigued by cars from <country>, and I regret not having owned one yet.
  2. I've always been intrigued by cars from <country>, but there is no goddamned way I'd own one.
  3. Yeah, I know the __________ is a terrible car, but I still love it beyond all reason.
  4. In the Seventh Sheep Game, AI decided that the 1970s was the worst decade for cars; however, this car was a ray of hope in that dark time.
  5. In a much earlier Sheep Game, we decided that the 1980s was the best decade of all for cars. However, when you consider this pile of crap was put on sale in the 1980s, I don’t know how you could say that.
  6. This car has a reputation for being a handful to drive, but in reality it isn’t that bad!
  7. On the other hand, this seemingly innocuous car will bite your head off.
  8. This present-day racing series has the best cars right now.
  9. This decade had the best racing cars of all time in my opinion.
  10. When I look at, sit in or otherwise examine a car, __________ is the biggest thing that makes me question its build quality.
  11. On the other hand, __________ makes me think, “yes, this car is well-built.”
  12. I hate getting in a car with this person in my life because I think they are a terrible driver.
  13. When I get into a car with someone, __________ is the most surefire sign that they are a terrible driver to me.
  14. If you think about it, this automotive-related practice, be it a driving habit, maintenance procedure or whatever, makes absolutely no sense, so I don’t do it.
  15. I am embarrassed by the owners of my favourite car because they have a reputation for being __________.
  16. This is my favourite automotive-related quote of all time.
  17. This brand is the worst offender for putting their name/badge on all kinds of non-automotive products.
  18. This is the most pointless non-automotive product to ever carry an automotive brand on it.
Where it is appropriate, I will group answers together in an entirely cruel and arbitrary way. Until the submission deadline, discussing your answers in this thread is not allowed, as it will affect how other people will vote!

Once again, send your answers to AIsheepgame@gmail.com before 11 PM Pacific Time on Wednesday, December 21st (0700 UTC on Thursday, December 22nd). See you all for the reveal!

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Answered. Drunk, but answered.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Submittificated.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Answered because gently caress it I'm still awake.

Hansolio
Nov 4, 2009

I W A N T M Y M T V

My answers are bad and I should feel bad

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe
Sent in twice because I forgot to include my username. :downs:

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

MrChips posted:

This is the most pointless non-automotive product to ever carry an automotive brand on it.

Does "Porsche Cayenne" count?

sharkytm
Oct 9, 2003

Ba

By

Sharkytm doot doo do doot do doo


Fallen Rib
Gonna be in, just need time.

:edit: Finally, got them in. Not hoping for much this time, especially the last couple...

sharkytm fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Dec 20, 2016

Korwen
Feb 26, 2003

don't mind me, I'm just out hunting.

Participating. Think I missed last year. Will be in

AcidRonin
Apr 2, 2012

iM A ROOKiE RiGHT NOW BUT i PROMiSE YOU EVERY SiNGLE FUCKiN BiTCH ASS ARTiST WHO TRiES TO SHADE ME i WiLL VERBALLY DiSMANTLE YOUR ASSHOLE
Missed the last one, hyped to play again

fjelltorsk
Sep 2, 2011

I am having a BALL
I know what sheep are, so i played

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

I am so in on this!

ephphatha
Dec 18, 2009




Maybe actually going for sheep answers this time, lets see how the scores end up.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
wat is shep


Submitted real answers this time. What the hell.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Baaaaa.

cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe
gently caress yeah Sent.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

OK, first round of entries has been stuffed into the game. So far, I've heard from 11 players:

cursedshitbox
ephphatha
Fjelltorsk
Godholio
Hansolio
InitialDave
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
Metal Geir Skogul
scuz
Seat Safety Switch

If you've sent your answers in and don't see your name here, let me know! Otherwise, keep them rolling in.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Just sent some in. Looking to beat my record from last year...

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Missed a couple but I'm back and more mediocre than ever.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Something just occurred to me - if you've had a name change since your last Sheep Game, please include your old username too so that the stats post at the conclusion of the game won't be an exercise in hair-pulling for me.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

MrChips posted:

Something just occurred to me - if you've had a name change since your last Sheep Game, please include your old username too so that the stats post at the conclusion of the game won't be an exercise in hair-pulling for me.


Sorry, bro! I used to be ShittyPostmakerPro. I like to gamble with those "POST HERE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME" threads. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, right?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Come here, sheepy sheepy sheep!

I haven't sent in my answers yet.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I have play :shepface: game toot toot beepbeep

Slung Blade
Jul 11, 2002

IN STEEL WE TRUST

Answers sent in.

sadnessboner
Feb 20, 2006
~Answers sent~

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

OK, we're moving right along. With a little less than two weeks to go, we're at 18 players:

CornHolio
cursedshitbox
ephphatha
Fjelltorsk
Godholio
Hansolio
InitialDave
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
Metal Geir Skogul
Pomp and Circumcized
sadnessboner
scuz
Seat Safety Switch
Shrugs Not Drugs
Slung Blade
Somewhat Heroic
Wrar

If you've sent answers and don't see your name here, let me know!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
OK, I'm in.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Answers sent in!

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Boy those last 2 questions would be much simpler if a motorcycle brand was classed as an automotive brand

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


slidebite posted:

Boy those last 2 questions would be much simpler if a motorcycle brand was classed as an automotive brand

Its ok, theres a couple car makers just as bad. Also, answers sent in.

extreme_accordion
Apr 9, 2009
In - VII was the first time I played, had fun. Looking forward to VIII.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
My answers are awaited in Valhalla.

And no Denise Milani this time either. I think that's a first for me.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

OK, just updated the player list, we're at 24 players:

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Cop Porn Popper
CornHolio
cursedshitbox
ephphatha
extreme_accordion
Fjelltorsk
Freelop
Godholio
Hansolio
InitialDave
Korwen
KozmoNaut
Liquid Communism
Metal Geir Skogul
Pomp and Circumcized
sadnessboner
scuz
Seat Safety Switch
Shrugs Not Drugs
Slim Pickens
Slung Blade
Somewhat Heroic
Wrar

Keep them rolling in guys!

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
In with a grin. Scoring is like golf right?

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
lovely answers subshitted!

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



MrChips; do you think it would be worthwhile to email previous players to encourage a higher participation? It could be worth a shot.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

Yeah, there's always at least one OH gently caress I DIDN'T SEE THE THREAD after the deadline (despite MrChips doing multiple chat thread warnings). Couldn't hurt.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Somewhat Heroic posted:

MrChips; do you think it would be worthwhile to email previous players to encourage a higher participation? It could be worth a shot.

It might very well be, but I actually clear out all the submissions at the end of each game.

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Finally sent! I think I'm about a hair away from shooting the moon on this one.

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