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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

MrChips posted:

Scores after question 10:
Naked Bear - 56
There are waaay too many points here. Must be something wrong.

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Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
F1 died with ABS/TCS and the removal thereof.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





InitialDave posted:

I like that NO-ONE thinks the last decade and a half has any claim to "best racing cars".

I see one vote for 2000s.

But it makes sense. I voted 90s because that's the last decade in most series where you still saw some level of truly new technical innovation. Even that was largely gone by the end of the decade. By 2000, pretty much every series had decades of rules outlawing every newfangled technology that scared the Old Guard too much. Even if a series wasn't a "spec" series, the narrowly written rules didn't allow significant variation from the ideal solution.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Its the sheep game, so I gave the answer I thought most of you nerds would. The last decade and a half have awesome gt cup racing, nascar finally allowing fuel injection, rallying is getting back to some truely insane speeds, your grassroots racing series popping up means you don't need a small mountain of money to do something other than local friday night drag racing in alot of places in the us, you have the birth of a whole new racing style with drifting.

There is alot of change and awesome poo poo happening if you ignore the poo poo show of overly rich fru fru europeans called formula 1. :colbert:

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
:stare: I have absolutely no business being in the top 10. WTF.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

IOwnCalculus posted:

I see one vote for 2000s.
I swear, I'm going blind or something.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: On the other hand, __________ makes me think, yes, this car is well-built.








Question 12: I hate getting in a car with this person in my life because I think they are a terrible driver.









Answers soon...

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.
Shiiiit, I'm gonna score high on these two :ohdear:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 11: On the other hand, __________ makes me think, yes, this car is well-built.

A solid-sounding door close - 11
Godholio
Fjelltorsk
sadnessboner
Somewhat Heroic
Pomp and Circumcized
IOwnCalculus
angryhampster
Slidebite
NitroSpazzz
SFH1989
zundfolge

Good interior materials and fit/finish - 9
Cached Money
1500quidporsche
KozmoNaut
Freelop
Korwen
Slim Pickens
The Royal Nonesuch
Terrible Robot
Cop Porn Popper

Clean, ergonomic design - 3
scuz
Hansolio
Seat Safety Switch

Low noise level in cabin - 3
Seminal Flu
Alarbus
SharkyTM

superior german adhesives - 2
Bajaha
Raluek

Lack of squeaks and rattles - 2
Deeters
Goober Peas

ACES:

Steering wheel/controls - Metal Geir Skogul
Roll cage - Liquid Communism
Thick stitching on leather panels - ephphatha
Serviceable components rather than sealed for death units - InitialDave
small ornate details - cursedshitbox
It's something you just feeeeeeel, maaaaaaaan. - Shrugs Not Drugs
an engine sounding good at idle - CornHolio
Good, chunky doorlatch handles. - Slung Blade
Lexus - Wrar
the body - extreme_accordion
I CAN BE WITNESSED - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Infotainment - slothrop
E-torx fasteners - bolind
A minimum of plastic clips. - Naked Bear
Exhaust piping material / thickness. - McTinkerson
Auto Dimming Interior Lamps - Maksimus54
Handling - keykey
When I get in and everything works and I don't have to explain to passengers "yeah it always does that" - jammyozzy
A non-GM badge - Enourmo





Question 12: I hate getting in a car with this person in my life because I think they are a terrible driver.

Significant other/partner - 12
Metal Geir Skogul
ephphatha
cursedshitbox
sadnessboner
Korwen
Freelop
Seminal Flu
Deeters
Goober Peas
Maksimus54
SFH1989
zundfolge

My Mother - 5
Cop Porn Popper
Naked Bear
Hansolio
SharkyTM
The Royal Nonesuch

Mother in law - 4
Liquid Communism
slothrop
Bajaha
Slidebite

A Sibling - 4
CornHolio
Fjelltorsk
angryhampster
keykey

My friend - 3
Wrar
InitialDave
Somewhat Heroic

Uncle - 2
Seat Safety Switch
KozmoNaut

My brother in law. - 2
Slung Blade
bolind

ACES:

Anyone - scuz
I am a goon and horribly alone - Godholio
Myself - Pomp and Circumcized
My dad - Shrugs Not Drugs
my coworker - extreme_accordion
THE BULLET FARMER - CAT INTERCEPTOR
step-mother - Slim Pickens
Grandfather - Cached Money
Father in law. - McTinkerson
Sister-in-law - NitroSpazzz
My boss - IOwnCalculus
Cab drivers - Alarbus
Your mum - jammyozzy
My cousin who totalled 5 cars in 2 years - 1500quidporsche
Grandma - Enourmo
its u - Raluek
I don't ride in cars with bad drivers, simple as that. - Terrible Robot

MrChips fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Dec 29, 2016

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 12:

sadnessboner - 108
Cached Money - 103
Slidebite - 101
Hansolio - 99
SFH1989 - 96
zundfolge - 94
Freelop - 93
Korwen - 91
SharkyTM - 91
NitroSpazzz - 91
Bajaha - 90
Deeters - 84
IOwnCalculus - 80
Seat Safety Switch - 79
bolind - 79
Liquid Communism - 78
ephphatha - 78
Wrar - 78
slothrop - 74
jammyozzy - 74
CornHolio - 73
Goober Peas - 73
Terrible Robot - 72
Fjelltorsk - 70
Somewhat Heroic - 68
Maksimus54 - 66
KozmoNaut - 65
Cop Porn Popper - 65
angryhampster - 65
1500quidporsche - 65
Naked Bear - 62
The Royal Nonesuch - 61
Slim Pickens - 60
Seminal Flu - 59
scuz - 55
keykey - 53
Shrugs Not Drugs - 50
Alarbus - 50
extreme_accordion - 49
Enourmo - 49
Slung Blade - 48
InitialDave - 47
Metal Geir Skogul - 45
McTinkerson - 41
Raluek - 40
Godholio - 36
cursedshitbox - 36
Pomp and Circumcized - 30
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 12

See you all tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 13 and 14!

MrChips fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Dec 29, 2016

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Wow, apparently answering the questions in a mad rush 5 minutes after waking up makes me come across as a complete rear end in a top hat.

I mean, I am, just usually better at hiding it...

SUSE Creamcheese
Apr 11, 2007
Guess I should have said "boyfriend" for question 12 :nyan:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

zundfolge posted:

Guess I should have said "boyfriend" for question 12 :nyan:

Nah, I just spaced out when I was putting this reveal together; I will fix it soon enough :)

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Can't believe no one else said grandpa for number 12, wtf.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


I went with truthful for 12, and well, you definitely don't want to get into a car with my mother in law.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Cached Money posted:

Can't believe no one else said grandpa for number 12, wtf.

I put grandma, but same, how? You could hypothetically teach your SO/whoever to drive better, ain't no cure for being 80.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Enourmo posted:

I put grandma, but same, how? You could hypothetically teach your SO/whoever to drive better, ain't no cure for being 80.

:ghost:

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

Enourmo posted:

I put grandma, but same, how? You could hypothetically teach your SO/whoever to drive better, ain't no cure for being 80.

Yeah, I mean my old neighbor (rip) sold his car and got one of those moped engine micro cars that only does 30 mph or so because he was scared to drive a regular car anymore.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     

Cached Money posted:

Can't believe no one else said grandpa for number 12, wtf.

Mine both died 13 years ago. So sister is my go to right now. She left Modesto to go to Sacramento to drop her boyfriend off at the airport. She drove home alone, ended up in red bluff.

keykey fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Dec 29, 2016

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Yeah, the full text of my answer clarified that I was specifically excluding the really bad drivers, on account of a mild case of death.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: When I get into a car with someone, __________ is the most surefire sign that they are a terrible driver to me.









Question 14: If you think about it, this automotive-related practice, be it a driving habit, maintenance procedure or whatever, makes absolutely no sense, so I don't do it.









Answers soon...

MrChips fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Dec 29, 2016

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

keykey posted:

Mine both died 13 years ago. So sister is my go to right now. She left Modesto to go to Sacramento to drop her boyfriend off at the airport. She drove home alone, ended up in red bluff.
About 10 or so years ago my mother in law drove solo from Calgary to our house in northern Alberta. She took a wrong turn after getting gas at a small town which made her go north for 3 hours instead of West for 1 hour. She finally called us from some place which I had never even heard of before.

She's somehow only gotten worse since. :psyduck:

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Question 13: When I get into a car with someone, __________ is the most surefire sign that they are a terrible driver to me.

Steering wheel grip, or lack thereof - 6
Slim Pickens
Somewhat Heroic
ephphatha
keykey
InitialDave
Naked Bear

Playing with their phone - 5
IOwnCalculus
Liquid Communism
Wrar
Goober Peas
Terrible Robot

Not using their mirrors - 4
Godholio
scuz
angryhampster
Alarbus

poo poo hanging from the mirror/obscuring vision. - 4
Enourmo
Slidebite
McTinkerson
CornHolio

Their decision to drive a car with an automatic transmission - 3
Pomp and Circumcized
Korwen
sadnessboner

Body damage - 3
Cop Porn Popper
Shrugs Not Drugs
Maksimus54

Non-smooth throttle/braking/turning. - 3
bolind
Cached Money
jammyozzy

Lack of signals - 3
Seminal Flu
SharkyTM
zundfolge

Spatial Reasoning. - 2
cursedshitbox
Raluek

ACES:

Wide turns= - Metal Geir Skogul
Overconfidence in their own driving abilities, especially speeding in traffic - KozmoNaut
Roadrage - Hansolio
Stopping in the crosswalk - Seat Safety Switch
forward leaning position - Fjelltorsk
Their passengers having white knuckle syndrome. - Slung Blade
No checking surroundings before moving off - Freelop
throwing an automatic into reverse or park without coming to a full stop - extreme_accordion
NO SPRAY PAINT - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Distracted - slothrop
Huge mess in the car - Bajaha
Dirty windshield - Deeters
bumper stickers - NitroSpazzz
The parking brake is not set (I'm OCD about this and I know its irrational) - 1500quidporsche
Always on the gas or the brake, can't just let off both - SFH1989
Driving under speed limit - The Royal Nonesuch





Question 14: If you think about it, this automotive-related practice, be it a driving habit, maintenance procedure or whatever, makes absolutely no sense, so I don’t do it.

Buying/Leasing a vehicle - 3
Seat Safety Switch
Slim Pickens
Korwen

Not revving modern engines properly. - 3
InitialDave
1500quidporsche
slothrop

Lifting - 3
Shrugs Not Drugs
extreme_accordion
Raluek

Interior air fresheners - 3
zundfolge
Bajaha
IOwnCalculus

Completely warming the engine up in idle, before setting off - 2
KozmoNaut
Cop Porn Popper

rotating tires - 2
CornHolio
Metal Geir Skogul

Having a dealer service your car. - 2
Somewhat Heroic
The Royal Nonesuch

3000 mile oil change - 2
Deeters
NitroSpazzz

E brake when parked - 2
Alarbus
keykey

ACES:

Propping up windshield wipers in the cold - Hansolio
Engine braking - scuz
Parallel parking - Liquid Communism
turning around to reverse - Fjelltorsk
Engine break-in - ephphatha
Deviating from the manual on octane ratings - Godholio
Keep Batteries off cement. - cursedshitbox
Using blinkers/turn signals - Pomp and Circumcized
Signalling at empty country intersections with no one for kilometers. - Slung Blade
resting a hand on the shifter - Wrar
Car washing/detailing - sadnessboner
Honking horn going over a bridge - Freelop
NO BLOOD BAG - CAT INTERCEPTOR
Hogging the passing lane. - bolind
Having a license. - Naked Bear
"Engine flush"-type services - Cached Money
vehicle walk-around before driving - Goober Peas
Hands at 10 and 2 - SharkyTM
cleaning brake caliper paint - angryhampster
Nitrogen in tires - Slidebite
Shoulder check before lane change - Maksimus54
Test functioning of crash protection equipment - Seminal Flu
Using a lovely oil filter on a freshly built engine - jammyozzy
Speeding - Enourmo
Worrying about resale value - SFH1989
Being courteous to other drivers because invariably they find a way to gently caress you over - Terrible Robot
Automated Car washes. - McTinkerson

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Scores after question 14:

sadnessboner - 112
Cached Money - 107
Slidebite - 106
Hansolio - 101
zundfolge - 100
SFH1989 - 98
Korwen - 97
Freelop - 95
SharkyTM - 95
Bajaha - 94
NitroSpazzz - 94
IOwnCalculus - 88
Deeters - 87
ephphatha - 85
Liquid Communism - 84
Wrar - 84
Seat Safety Switch - 83
bolind - 83
CornHolio - 79
Goober Peas - 79
slothrop - 78
jammyozzy - 78
Terrible Robot - 78
Somewhat Heroic - 76
Fjelltorsk - 72
Cop Porn Popper - 70
angryhampster - 70
Maksimus54 - 70
Slim Pickens - 69
Naked Bear - 69
1500quidporsche - 69
KozmoNaut - 68
The Royal Nonesuch - 64
Seminal Flu - 63
keykey - 61
scuz - 60
InitialDave - 56
Shrugs Not Drugs - 56
Alarbus - 56
Enourmo - 54
extreme_accordion - 53
Slung Blade - 50
Metal Geir Skogul - 48
McTinkerson - 46
Raluek - 45
Godholio - 41
cursedshitbox - 39
Pomp and Circumcized - 34
CAT INTERCEPTOR - 14

See you tomorrow for the reveal of Questions 15 and 16!

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Ahahaha, you grouped the "buying" and "leasing" answers together, I loving love you.

I don't understand why rotating tyres is odd, though. Don't most vehicles wear one pair out faster than the other?

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

InitialDave posted:

I don't understand why rotating tyres is odd, though. Don't most vehicles wear one pair out faster than the other?

If you're not going through 5 sets of rears per set of fronts, you're doing it wrong :colbert:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


So I'm 3 pages behind but I'm questioning why I got an ace on Q10. Unless panel gap does not apply to interior panels :colbert:

(it really doesn't matter but will help me play future games better)

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Pomp and Circumcized posted:

If you're not going through 5 sets of rears per set of fronts, you're doing it wrong :colbert:
Bitch, please. I once wore out one rear tyre faster than the other thanks to open diffs and roundabouts.

Pomp and Circumcized
Dec 23, 2006

If there's one thing I love more than GruntKilla420, it's the Queen! Also bacon.

InitialDave posted:

Bitch, please. I once wore out one rear tyre faster than the other thanks to open diffs and roundabouts.

Well then you should change it ten times per set of fronts :p.

Edit: And you wouldn't wear out just that one tyre if you rotated them lol.

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

keykey posted:

Mine both died 13 years ago. So sister is my go to right now. She left Modesto to go to Sacramento to drop her boyfriend off at the airport. She drove home alone, ended up in red bluff.

Had to look this up on a map and holy gently caress. :psyduck:

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Hey, my answer to 13 was lovely MODZ, not body damage. If your car looks like a fast and furious movie reject, I don't wanna get in the car with you.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Pomp and Circumcized posted:

Well then you should change it ten times per set of fronts :p.

Edit: And you wouldn't wear out just that one tyre if you rotated them lol.
Bringing it back to the actual subject matter: In all seriousness, I don't understand why tyre rotation would be in any way silly? You establish the wear rate front/rear, and swap tyres so that all four need replacing at once, thus never having a really serious difference in traction either end. Why wouldn't you do that?

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


InitialDave posted:

Bringing it back to the actual subject matter: In all seriousness, I don't understand why tyre rotation would be in any way silly? You establish the wear rate front/rear, and swap tyres so that all four need replacing at once, thus never having a really serious difference in traction either end. Why wouldn't you do that?

When you have a staggered set with directional tires, no rotation for you.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





MrChips posted:

Question 14: If you think about it, this automotive-related practice, be it a driving habit, maintenance procedure or whatever, makes absolutely no sense, so I don’t do it.
Lifting - 3
Shrugs Not Drugs
extreme_accordion
Raluek

:perfect:

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Bajaha posted:

When you have a staggered set with directional tires, no rotation for you.
Fair point.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Cop Porn Popper posted:

Hey, my answer to 13 was lovely MODZ, not body damage. If your car looks like a fast and furious movie reject, I don't wanna get in the car with you.

To be fair, lovely modz like you describe are body damage.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


The Locator posted:

To be fair, lovely modz like you describe are body damage.

Eh, fair enough since there are likely holes drilled so it could be riveted in. :v:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Enourmo posted:

I put grandma, but same, how? You could hypothetically teach your SO/whoever to drive better, ain't no cure for being 80.

There's one.

Edit:

Motherfucker

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Bajaha posted:

When you have a staggered set with directional tires, no rotation for you.

This was my implication.

Godholio posted:

There's one.

Edit:


Motherfucker

Yes.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Godholio posted:

There's one.

Edit:


Motherfucker

See that's a rare case where you cure the disease without treating the symptom; I don't think dying has ever made anyone a better driver.

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