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WindmillSlayer

go outside you idiots

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Android Blues

Netflix doesn't have any good sitdown comedy shows, yet.

social vegan



i get my jokes from krackle

FactsAreUseless

Forums user WindmillSlayer finally taking stand-up comedy on Netflix to task. Take that, stand-up comedy on Netflix!

alnilam

In a briefing room with Jim Gaffigan, the puppet guy, and whoever else is popular these days, a serious military type guy informs everyone of the latest intel on wms's ongoing campaign against Netflix Stand-up Comedy. "It doesn't look good out there, folks"

social vegan



thanks 2 netflix's new download feature i can take my favourite jeff dunham bits and laugh at them outside with the autumn leaves and yule

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I enjoy Netflix stand up unironicly, what now wms?

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Piso Mojado

outside? no, no I don't think so.

Piso Mojado

hi windy.

Android Blues

stand-up...out-side...come-dy...all these weird compound words are confusing the hell out of my little, Netflix-loving brain

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
go outside you idiots and come watch my set at the open mic tonight. I've been working on a 'fast five' as we call it in the business and there are some jokes you probably wouldn't understand, especially if you were kind enough to come let them sail over your head in person amongst a crowd of other comedy lovers who also don't understand my jokes. be a part of something bigger than you that's funny in a way you don't understand. hope you can make it and gently caress you. five drink minimum. thanks

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i go outside all the time but in truth would probably prefer to stay inside and maybe take some naps if asked my preference would I enjoy a Netflix stand up comedy on netflix

alnilam

Android Blues posted:

stand-up...out-side...come-dy...all these weird compound words are confusing the hell out of my little, Netflix-loving brain

net-flix??? such a long word i just don't... ohhh i get it now. i just call it "the 'flix"

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hey windy! got any recommendations for netflix shows i can watch outside?


alnilam

bae and i really like to watch jim gaffigan on the 'flix. sometimes i txt her asking if she wants to "hot pockets and chill"... which of course is code for microwaving up some Hot Pockets (TM) and then letting them "chill" aka cool down a little before eating them

free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
the real stand up comedy is out there on the streets. just today a homeless man told me i looked pretty

~sig~

Android Blues

alnilam posted:

bae and i really like to watch jim gaffigan on the 'flix. sometimes i txt her asking if she wants to "hot pockets and chill"... which of course is code for microwaving up some Hot Pockets (TM) and then letting them "chill" aka cool down a little before eating them

free Trapt CD posted:

the real stand up comedy is out there on the streets. just today a homeless man told me i looked pretty

google THIS

FactsAreUseless posted:

Forums user WindmillSlayer finally taking stand-up comedy on Netflix to task. Take that, stand-up comedy on Netflix!

what is the deal with netflix stand-up comedy? i mean what even is the deal with that? more like...NOTflix stand-up comedy, am i right?

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

the bravest comedy is STAND DOWN! comedy when you tell jokes while staring down the barrels of multiple screaming law enforcement officers while brandishing a firearm

google THIS

some states now have stand-your-ground comedy, you can get roasted in the street in broad daylight and the cops won't do anything about it

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


google THIS posted:

some states now have stand-your-ground comedy, you can get roasted in the street in broad daylight and the cops won't do anything about it


Piso Mojado

Are you loving telling me that the same streaming service that gives me countless animes and new Gilmore Girls episodes (I'm a Rory btw) also has stand up comedy specials? ON DEMAND?!?! Hey Hulu, go gently caress yourself, I'm switching to Netflix.

social vegan



Piso Mojado posted:

Are you loving telling me that the same streaming service that gives me countless animes and new Gilmore Girls episodes (I'm a Rory btw) also has stand up comedy specials? ON DEMAND?!?! Hey Hulu, go gently caress yourself, I'm switching to Netflix.

more like Hucares?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Dec 5, 2016

social vegan



mods change my last post to Hucares ty xoxox

alnilam

Bo-Pepper posted:

the bravest comedy is STAND DOWN! comedy when you tell jokes while staring down the barrels of multiple screaming law enforcement officers while brandishing a firearm

Stanley Ipkis did this with great success in The Mask

alnilam

google THIS posted:

some states now have stand-your-ground comedy, you can get roasted in the street in broad daylight and the cops won't do anything about it

Manifisto


WindmillSlayer posted:

go outside you idiots

foliage and chill?

sounds . . . cold, and a tad exhibitionist?


ty nesamdoom!

Macnult

why do they call it a special? do they think I'm special? did they hire a specialist? do I get a cupcake? no?
do they think I'm fat? is that it?

Macnult

heckler: get off the stage!

comedian: go outside you idiots

Ace of Baes
hmm OP maybe you'd be able to find stand up comedy on Netflix better if you turned on your freaking computer monitor

Ahundredbux

The right to bear arms
I only watch serious dramas, op because laughing is for children

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

I laugh most uproariously at depictions of tragedy because the suffering of others is a healing balm to me

social vegan



*gives you the dane cook hand gesture not sure what it means*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

my laughter is a gross wet thing as if it were a car exhaust in a bog it disgusts all subjected to its aural degredations

FactsAreUseless

*WindmillSlayer puts on Cozy Fireplace Atmospheres for the sixth time today* Now this... this is comedy!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

knock knock

who's there

it's me windmillslayer mocking your sedentary lifestyle

Manifisto


Bo-Pepper posted:

I laugh most uproariously at depictions of tragedy because the suffering of others is a healing balm to me

excuse me, comedy is tragedy plus time. I am bottling my horrific netflix downloads to be uncorked and savored at some future point, when they have turned to standup.


ty nesamdoom!

Piso Mojado

*checks Fitbit* ahh four hundred and twenty steps today. looks like I earned me some netflix comedy gold.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

WELCOME TO THE CHUCKLE SHACK

Tonight's Headliner:

A recently unearthed daguerreotype of a young mother holding her dead baby!

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Super excited about the new Dave Chappelle specials coming to netflix. And I have seen Jim Gaffigan live and I sat in a chair to watch him.

:jerry:

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