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Plebian Parasite

Shows what you know, I watch Aziz Ansari during my spin class.

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FactsAreUseless

Plebian Parasite posted:

Shows what you know, I watch Aziz Ansari during my spin class.
It's cool that he's a spin instructor.

Ace of Baes

FactsAreUseless posted:

It's cool that he's a spin instructor.

Urodov


stand up comedy on netflix is okay, but they kind of lost me with their latest album


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MrWillsauce

you probably thinking sniffing poop is good op



Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

you probably thinking sniffing poop is good op

It's not bad actually

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i mean why am i sniffing poop am i tracking an animal so i can feed my family during this harsh winter in the wilderness because i would be proud to sniff that poop

Piso Mojado

*pushes Bo peppers face in the poop*

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hmm yes now i have a clearer sense that this creature dined on the roots from the west my children will eat well tonight

Piso Mojado

Bo-Pepper posted:

hmm yes now i have a clearer sense that this creature dined on the roots from the west my children will eat well tonight

I'm happy for lil bopep

Farecoal

There he go

Piso Mojado posted:

I'm happy for lil bopep


Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Every morning i slay a thousand windmills with my giant anime sword, their windmill blood as sweet to me as love is sweet.

GoodbyeTurtles

:suezo:

hi wms

WindmillSlayer

this isnt how i wanted this thread to go at all.


drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
How are things WmS?

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hello, wms, do you like to "netflix" and "chill" with the "netflix" being the weeds and the "chill" being petting a good dogge?


Rushi

by Smythe
open mic nights where the very fresh comedians try character bits with funny voices and no experience is the highest form of comedy

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Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Ancient poster artifact from the dark and unchill ages of Byob

I like it when Byob doesn't warm my beer

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Putty posted:

Ancient poster artifact from the dark and unchill ages of Byob

I like it when Byob doesn't warm my beer

It was a dark time when arnie ruled and the yob was bad.

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WindmillSlayer

Byob sucks now


Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

hmm please describe how this thread should have gone so byob knows how it should be better

google THIS

if you love a thread you'll let it go

to land where the wind carries it

to grow where the sun draws it

toward animal poop

WindmillSlayer

Bo-Pepper posted:

hmm please describe how this thread should have gone so byob knows how it should be better

the gas chamber.


Macnult

experimental stand-up comedian frustrated when audience laughs at jokes and can't get them to stop

Macnult

nerdy guy wishes he was the funniest man in the world
wakes up and his wish comes true
everything he says is loving hilarious he can't communicate with anyone because everyone is laughing so hard
guy has mental breakdown
flees to the forest
meets a deer
whispers "hello" to it
deer starts giggling

Macnult fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Dec 6, 2016

Piso Mojado

WindmillSlayer posted:

the green no-fun zone

we actually don't use thatphrase here any longer because it's offensive to Holocaust survivors. No worries tho, you've been gone for a while. :wms:

Macnult

funniest comedian in the world dies in horrific accident while giving directions to their uber driver

Macnult

Piso Mojado posted:

we actually don't use thatphrase here any longer because it's offensive to Holocaust survivors. No worries tho, you've been gone for a while. :wms:

it really is and that is messed up

Macnult

comedy central's rejected live neo-nazi comedian reboot: the hologram that causted too much

Macnult

WindmillSlayer posted:

this isnt how i wanted this thread to go at all.

OP: :justpost:
replies: :justpost:

MrWillsauce

WindmillSlayer posted:

Byob sucks now

whoa is this true?



Piso Mojado

MrWillsauce posted:

whoa is this true?

I'm afraid so m willsauce

MrWillsauce

that's really bumming me, I had no idea



MrWillsauce

I thought it was actually good



Rushi

by Smythe

MrWillsauce posted:

that's really bumming me, I had no idea

yeah i feel super tricked

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Plebian Parasite

Heh, I bet you guys are the type of people who like to laugh and listen to funny stuff so much that you like to watch people make jokes and humorous observations on a professional level on any one of many accessible devices, you loving scrublords.

social vegan



lol let me guess u listen 2 podcast

alnilam

WindmillSlayer posted:

the gas chamber.

so your ideal thread is one where you make one post and then it is sent to the green no-fun zone, that is pretty avant garde

FactsAreUseless

social vegan posted:

lol let me guess u listen 2 podcast
Podcasts are getting super liberal.

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social vegan



here's a little "lifehack" for all you podcast fans, why don't you cast it into the ocean heh

*replaces my ear buds, resumes my P.O.D. playlist and gets on my friggin merry way*

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