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the real stand up comedy is out there on the streets. just today a homeless man told me i looked pretty
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Ahundredbux posted:nice comedian does private stand up routine in peoples homes for those who have agoraphobia mister magpie posted:*yobber standing outside, in the cold, eating pringles from a bag* something still isn't right... Android Blues posted:Once you unwrap the bag, you can't stop eating the contents of the bag. ~sig~ |
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i'm peeling the thin, filmy first layer off my Pringles bag in the comfort of my own home, unafraid that the standup comedian i see before me will roast me for the noisy peeling sound it makes. thanks netflix
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