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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/JaimsVanDerBeek/status/741003960626995200

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i bet he could tho

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

DoctorGonzo posted:

I miss Eva Marie.

From


Concord, California




Comes the most stylish,








elegant,








bewitching






eternally beguiling












https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf-vCjW9dVg

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Nia Jaxx is hotter than Lena Dunham and I love her.

High praise from Jastiger.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I spent a year and a half not looking up who the gently caress Lena Dunham is, and I plan to continue to do so.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

in my travels here i have discovered no one knows who yeezy or lena dunham are or what happens on monday night raw. And it's exciting to know

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Suplex Liberace posted:

Give Apollo his old name back, his old music, and his flips and he will get over.

Also hire Ricochet and pair him with Tozawa and Crews and just do Monster Express.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Dimebags Brain posted:

Also hire Ricochet and pair him with Tozawa and Crews and just do Monster Express.

Also hire Masato Yoshino and Shachi because why the gently caress not.

SPEEEEEEEEEEED STAAAAAAAAAAAR

Hinoarashi
Mar 28, 2010

**** 3/4

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Suplex Liberace posted:

Give Apollo his old name back, his old music, and his flips and he will get over.

Apollo was fun at first but then HHH made him do that dumb new finisher where he picks up a dude and holds them for a real long time instead of 2/3 of the Uhaa Combination and he's been boring and poo poo ever since.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hope Mickie Jaimes goes to Smackdown but probably they will punish her to Raw.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Miss Piggy and Piggy James would be the start of a hell of a stable. Maybe put Kaitlyn in there, if Vince can bring her back and still thinks she's morbidly obese.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Miss Piggy and Piggy James would be the start of a hell of a stable. Maybe put Kaitlyn in there, if Vince can bring her back and still thinks she's morbidly obese.

That would be an STACKED stable.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Dimebags Brain posted:

Also hire Ricochet and pair him with Tozawa and Crews and just do Monster Express.
Hell get Neville in there too since he isn't doing anything

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

rovert posted:

Genuinely both were Kevin Dunn projects.

I don't know what this means

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Yeah. Rovert, do you have a podcast? I want to know if your speaking is as incomprehensible as your typing is half the time.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

in my travels here i have discovered no one knows who yeezy or lena dunham are or what happens on monday night raw. And it's exciting to know

george jefferson's wife

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





achillesforever6 posted:

Hell get Neville in there too since he isn't doing anything

Add Rich Swann and Sami Zayn and just make it a "Has been in Dragon Gate" stable. Complete with references and callbacks the don't make sense to anyone who hasn't watched DG.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

george jefferson's wife

:drat:
:drat:
:drat:

Edit: Wait that was Good Times, nevermind me I'm a racist sack of poo poo apparently.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
no that was the Acolytes

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/JimmyJacobsX/status/805667478168883200

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Dimebags Brain posted:

Add Rich Swann and Sami Zayn and just make it a "Has been in Dragon Gate" stable. Complete with references and callbacks the don't make sense to anyone who hasn't watched DG.

Ronin, baby! Gotta bring up Gargano and sign Chuckie T AKA former TNA superstar Dustin.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Strawberry Panda posted:

Ronin, baby! Gotta bring up Gargano and sign Chuckie T AKA former TNA superstar Dustin.

Replace Raw with Dragon Gate Infinity

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
God help me I'm kind of starting to like the Hype Bros. I think it's just a byproduct of the SD tag scene having actual teams that interact with each other and have matches instead of endless New Day domination, but still. They keep Mojo's in-ring work to a minimum and he's basically doing the hot tag poo poo, plus they have a cool tandem finisher. The energy is infectious...

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

I appreciate that Miz's Knee+ is to the original what Steven Richards' superkick in No mercy was to Sweet Chin Music

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://zippy.gfycat.com/BlueFoolishAntarcticfurseal.webm

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI

Blasmeister posted:

I don't know what this means

I mean I figure it was obvious to infer that Kevin Dunn is losing power within the WWE, seeing as two of his prospects are getting pulled from something the WWE deems important enough to have on basically all of their major shows. I don't think Rovert is as obtuse as you all make him out to be, but by all means he can prove me wrong and come up with a convoluted reason for why that's important.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



rovert's a good dude who delivered on his scoop

good riddance Lawler and Lita!!

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
205 Live had good matches but the presentation was so goddamn dull.

It's not cruiserweight wrestling, it's "WWE but with smaller guys" wrestling, which was my biggest fear. I'll give it a few more weeks but my interest is already waning. :(

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Benne posted:

205 Live had good matches but the presentation was so goddamn dull.

It's not cruiserweight wrestling, it's "WWE but with smaller guys" wrestling, which was my biggest fear. I'll give it a few more weeks but my interest is already waning. :(

Dont forget the purple ropes. They are there for a reason mister!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Benne posted:

205 Live had good matches but the presentation was so goddamn dull.

It's not cruiserweight wrestling, it's "WWE but with smaller guys" wrestling, which was my biggest fear. I'll give it a few more weeks but my interest is already waning. :(
I know people were expecting stuff from the CWC, but honestly that benefited from being a tourney environment where the story had a simple goal. Now you got a bunch of talent that has to wrestle for reasons greater than that. The other problem is the talent has to be lectured that they can't go too crazy with the dives or moves and have to wrestle that safe style because something something wear and tear/prevent injuries.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I just want to see Gran Metalik and Tozawa wrestle is that too loving much to ask :mad:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I'm glad ZSJ and Ibushi avoided this fate

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
smackdown was good :)

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Chris James 2 posted:

I'm glad ZSJ and Ibushi avoided this fate

Eh ZSJ wasn't going to get over anyway

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004



go go go go ROSCOE! posted:

smackdown was good :)

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I love ZSJ but there was about 110% chance Vince would look at his body and call security to escort out this fan who wandered backstage.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chris James 2 posted:

I'm glad ZSJ and Ibushi avoided this fate

https://zippy.gfycat.com/WelllitRespectfulDorking.webm

You are a great man WrasslorMonkey!

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HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



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