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BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

Wicker Man posted:

How can anyone enjoy eating the banana Runts candy?!
:same:


Get this loving trash out of here.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Ban this sick filth.

I've had those horrid pillows of angry tears before. None of them taste like you think they should and a lot of them are horehound flavored.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Those are good candies, best when found at Nana's along with plenty of

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
All of this is pedantic, Red Sour Patch Kids are unanimously the greatest candy.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

BaconCopter posted:

All of this is pedantic, Red Sour Patch Kids are unanimously the greatest candy.

They're not even the best sour patch kid!!! (That's blue)

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I only eat gummi bears made from agave sugar* :smugdog:

*Also made with cane sugar

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

gently caress you


sour candy supremacy

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Chinatown posted:

gently caress you


sour candy supremacy

No, those are knockoffs. That's why they are bad jfc

e: #notmybananashapedcandy

Hardawn fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Dec 8, 2016

Smoking_Dragon
Dec 12, 2001

WOE UNTO THEE
Pillbug
Why are lemon Starburst so much harder than the other Starburst??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
what was this thread about originally?

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Nooner posted:

what was this thread about originally?

Apple Inc.'s shady business practices

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Haribo Gummy Bears are god tier candy.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
That said no one has mentioned these bad boys

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

what was this thread about originally?

apple exploits loopholes in the tax code and buys gov't bonds in order to not pay taxes on profits then they get paid poo poo tons in interest on those bonds so it's like reverse taxes

i like candy

Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way, punk, ya gonna get ya rear end beat, nasty
Do it to your daddy, embarrass your own family
Just cause you came between a kid and his candy

Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
That only I can produce

Must have candy
Eat candy til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Gimme candy, candyhead
Where you keepin all the candy?
Who made you candy King?
If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing!

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

apple exploits loopholes in the tax code and buys gov't bonds in order to not pay taxes on profits then they get paid poo poo tons in interest on those bonds so it's like reverse taxes

i like candy

Bubblegum and taffy
Get in my way, punk, ya gonna get ya rear end beat, nasty
Do it to your daddy, embarrass your own family
Just cause you came between a kid and his candy

Any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or FDA approved
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice
That only I can produce

Must have candy
Eat candy til I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy
Gimme candy, candyhead
Where you keepin all the candy?
Who made you candy King?
If you don't give me some candy I will make the ladies sing!

legit

also what is Mega64 in on the Apple racket or something lol

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Nooner posted:

legit

also what is Mega64 in on the Apple racket or something lol

Too many Tim Cooks in the mod kitchen if you ask me

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shake that laffy taffy

imho

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Red Rope Hair! Gum Drop Lips! Cotton Candy Thighs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TeFBsstJH4

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
What about fine local chocolates?

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
I miss the little black seed things in that used to be in watermelon Laffy Taffy.

They were crunchy and good and really enhanced the watermelonly verisimilitude.

Life sucks :smith:

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
where teh gently caress do you go to buy Warheads now

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Putty posted:

where teh gently caress do you go to buy Warheads now

they have them at the candy shop at the mall. they even have like extra extreme warheads that are supposed to be even more sour but they werent they just tasted like warheads :sigh:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Nooner posted:

legit

also what is Mega64 in on the Apple racket or something lol

Guy made numerous different D&D-esque threads in a short time span. I figured we could sacrifice one for something people actually give a poo poo about.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Mega64 posted:

Guy made three different D&D-esque threads in a short time span. I figured we could sacrifice one for something people actually give a poo poo about.

Thank you

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mega64 posted:

Guy made numerous different D&D-esque threads in a short time span. I figured we could sacrifice one for something people actually give a poo poo about.

I like candy apples :smugmrgw:

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

:hfive: bruvs be4 luvs
Seriously, no else likes haribo gummy bears? Airheads good too.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Free Candy Samples!

Alvie
May 22, 2008

Have you guys tried Sour Patch Watermelons? Those are amazing.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mega64 posted:

Guy made numerous different D&D-esque threads in a short time span. I figured we could sacrifice one for something people actually give a poo poo about.

i genuinely enjoy this style of moderation

have a treat dearie



it's those ricola candies you told me you loved so much when i saw you were going through my medsin cabnet last week

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dubplate Fire posted:

Seriously, no else likes haribo gummy bears? Airheads good too.

haribo are the best gummy bears hands down bar none

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

haribo are the best gummy bears hands down bar none

I heard if you eat too many of the sugar free ones it gives you he poops, I wonder why?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Haribo licorice wheels are good. I like their twin cherries too.

grill youre saelf
Jan 22, 2006

Someone today told me about the "geterdone" bar, which is a candy bar (much like a nutroll with chocolate chips) endorsed by Larry the Cable guy. This let me to remember that I remember eating a CHOCOLATE COVERED nutroll, but I can never find it again. Did I eat this in a fever dream? Does a chocolate covered nutroll exist?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
Ok the mods like candy and butts
I now know what to get them for Christmas

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
can we merge the butt thread with this thread???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i fuckin love candy especially haribos tangfastics but im TRYING TO WATCH MY WEIGHT and since I love beer more i only drink beer now for carbs

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Haribo gummy bears are the best candy

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

bananas alone do not do it for me.

Sounds like my average Friday night.

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like cough drops

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