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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
ModEdit: The original OP is dumb so I'm making this thread about candy now. Talk about candy!

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Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

I wish we were paying billions

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had the circumstances.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Oquendo posted:

Like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had the circumstances.

I never said t was wrong, others have though.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i wonder if they send the money by boat or by airplane

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

i wonder if they send the money by boat or by airplane

One golden Potato please.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
there is not a single aspect of apple that i don't look down on in disgust

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
So they aren't paying Their Fair Share?

Oh my.

The liberals are going to shun Apple products now probably.

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Jose Oquendo posted:

Like you wouldn't do the same thing if you had the circumstances.

Don't hate the player, hate the game.

That's an interesting point but I'm gonna continue hating the player because they're lousy pricks.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Gotta be some way to make the crying Apple kid look as if he's laughing.

schmitty9800
Feb 10, 2003

Thatssa a lotta turtlenecks

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

extra stout posted:

there is not a single aspect of apple that i don't look down on in disgust

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Trump, please take down Apple next




Everyone join me in tweeting this to the President-elect

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
I think they're actually paying for the computers and phones. The loving the US part is just a nice bonus.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

extra stout posted:

there is not a single aspect of apple that i don't look down on in disgust

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Just wait until the Donald hears about this.

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

If the US is paying them 600 million in interest doesn't that mean Apple gave the US billions of dollars for the bonds in the first place? And they mention it's from their foreign earnings so basically they're just dumping Euros straight into the US government's coffers so they don't gotta pay tax on it to Germany or whatever, if I'm reading that correctly. I think I'm ok with this.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
wait til the man who eats stuff from his feet hears about this one

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

That's how all major corporations make money, but at least apple produces some goods at the end of it. There are plenty of businesses that produce literally nothing but make billions of dollars at the expense of taxpayers, shareholders and society in general.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Moon Atari posted:

That's how all major corporations make money, but at least apple produces some goods at the end of it. There are plenty of businesses that produce literally nothing but make billions of dollars at the expense of taxpayers, shareholders and society in general.

Imo, apple makes bads not goods.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I'm gonna hijack this and make this a candy thread.

Talk about candy in this thread!

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Candy is good, apple is bad. If you dipped apple in candy you could lick the outermost layer of unsullied candy off and leave the now tainted base layer and the terrible apple where it belongs: in the garbage.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
[in a deuce bigealow voice] I got a thin dick it looks like a twizzler

cnut
May 3, 2016

Ich will...candy!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

PathAsc posted:

Candy is good, apple is bad. If you dipped apple in candy you could lick the outermost layer of unsullied candy off and leave the now tainted base layer and the terrible apple where it belongs: in the garbage.

Boil a can of sweetened condensed milk for 3 hours in water and after it's a can of caramel dip your apple slices in it. You can eat the apples because the caramel flavor overpowers the awful apple taste.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i like lemon heads

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

what about lemonhead's friends:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the asian store sells hard candy that tastes exactly like fuji apples so you can get all the flavor without the disgusting apple

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I've heard that when you lose all your teeth your gums have the ability to become hard just like teeth and that you can still take bites out it apples with your gums. But like whyyyyy?

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke

Hardawn posted:

I've heard that when you lose all your teeth your gums have the ability to become hard just like teeth and that you can still take bites out it apples with your gums. But like whyyyyy?

its called evolution dummy

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

the asian store sells hard candy that tastes exactly like fuji apples so you can get all the flavor without the disgusting apple

one day we will have candy flavored apples (not that candy-coated LIE they sell at carnivals) and at long last eating healthy will be good for my taste buds

until then bring on the fuckin sugar

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Allens pineapples are pretty cool, followed by retro party mix. Not sure if Americans do lollies like we do. All I ever hear about are gummies.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I like Candy Crush

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer

well you're not getting any until you learn to ask nicely :colbert:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
How can anyone enjoy eating the banana Runts candy?!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Wicker Man posted:

How can anyone enjoy eating the banana Runts candy?!

I do, but I won't buy runts anymore since they removed lime, those were the best

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
dark choco sea salt caramels

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Hardawn posted:

I do, but I won't buy runts anymore since they removed lime, those were the best

I guess I can tolerate the banana ones, but no more lime? The hell!

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Hardawn posted:

I do, but I won't buy runts anymore since they removed lime, those were the best
what
the gently caress

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