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Max
Nov 30, 2002

got some chores tonight posted:

new challenger approaching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'm having flashbacks to what Mafia used to be like on this forum back in '07. Reading those old kingmaker games reminds me of everyone that was around, and it's kinda crazy.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Kashuno posted:

*appears behind tobbs with my 1000x folded hanzo steel katana, and cuts him in twain*

pssshhh...nothin personal......kid.....

drat, body doubles are expensive.

Can you cut that out?

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

Kashuno posted:

*appears behind tobbs with my 1000x folded hanzo steel katana, and cuts him in twain*

pssshhh...nothin personal......kid.....

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

*shrugs*

Suit yourself.

As Tobbs walks off, Moatilatta waits for him to round a corner. The men to whom Moat had gestured, bearing no relation or interest in him, watch as he sinks to his knees in the mud, desperately scrabbling around to find the copper. A cloud of dust is kicked up from a passing carriage, and Moat sniffs lightly, feeling a sneeze coming on. Fortunately, his generous nostril provides a massive amount of suction, and the copper piece flies right into it! Overjoyed, Moat scampers into a nearby bakery to purchase a loaf of bread.

Tobbs watches the spectacle from the carriage. He remembers when Moat was more fortunate, but lowly Merchants are often reduced to peasantry when their fortunes fail. No matter. As a true and benevolent Lord of this land, Tobbs had a Kingdom to run.

Overwrought. It reeks of the desperation of the peasantry.

Have some cake dear tobbs.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

Overwrought. It reeks of the desperation of the peasantry.

Have some cake dear tobbs.

*looks at the half-eaten, stale bread Moat was able to acquire with the copper piece*

O-of course Moatillata. I'll have some, ahem, cake.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

*looks at the half-eaten, stale bread Moat was able to acquire with the copper piece*

O-of course Moatillata. I'll have some, ahem, cake.

*God-King Max stares down from his Tower of Glass*
Heh.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Max posted:

*God-King Max stares down from his Tower of Glass*
Heh.

The whole insane asylum isn't glass Max that's a window we've gone over this.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

*God-King Max stares down from his Tower of Glass*
Heh.

*feels the stare of Princess Max imprisoned in her glass tower*

Oh, hey! Maxine! Let down your hair and we'll tie a bundle of Moat's cake into it for you!

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

wait is this a mafia game or are we writing friendfiction i'm confused

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

*looks at the half-eaten, stale bread Moat was able to acquire with the copper piece*

O-of course Moatillata. I'll have some, ahem, cake.

If you don't prefer this I had my royal artist make a sculpture of you



Lord, my generosity knows no bounds this day. I credit the crisp morning air.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Quidthulhu posted:

wait is this a mafia game or are we writing friendfiction i'm confused

I'm trapped please send help

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

*feels the stare of Princess Max imprisoned in her glass tower*

Oh, hey! Maxine! Let down your hair and we'll tie a bundle of Moat's cake into it for you!

*Maxine spits on you.*

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

If you don't prefer this I had my royal artist make a sculpture of you



Lord, my generosity knows no bounds this day. I credit the crisp morning air.

*Tobbs wonders when Moat will start attempting to move furniture into his manse*

That's, uh, great Moat. I'm gonna go over, uh, here now. I have to do an, ummm, a thing. It's been real great talking to you, really great.

*Tobbs leaves Moat with his pile of self-portraits, cakes, sculptures, and other sundries arranged haphazardly around himself in a desperate bid for Tobbs' Royal Favour*

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

*Maxine spits on you.*

*As always, the phlegmy missile ricochets off the pristinely polished glass and gets stuck in Maxine's tangled mess of unnaturally green hair. Fortunately, there are no exits, nor even the smallest cracks through which she could pass a single gruesome strand*

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
This is good guys let's get joke phase out of the way so we can just get into somehardcore mafia as soon as this lights up

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Moatillata posted:

This is good guys let's get joke phase out of the way so we can just get into somehardcore mafia as soon as this lights up

No :colbert:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

If I am King first I'm going to pull a Mills and insta execute someone in my first post.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

[##vote]chaoslord[/vote]

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

If I am King first I'm going to pull a Mills and insta execute someone in my first post.

If you are King first AND scum then you're gonna execute your scumbro D1.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Put this in the op

Tia

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Max posted:

If I am King first I'm going to pull a Mills and insta execute someone in my first post.

gently caress.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Max: You can't WIFOM the game hasn't even started yet.

Tobbs: I am the KING I can have as much WIFOM as I want!

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'm calling my shot. It doesn't matter what my alignment is, that's just what is going to happen.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

If you are King first AND scum then you're gonna execute your scumbro D1.

TBH this is extremely likely.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
if im kingmaker, im probably going to make tobbs king every night so thats me claiming before the game starts

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
If I am King I am going to interrogate everyone, decide who is scum and who is not scum, get told (almost certainly by Max but probably by everyone else) that I am wrong, and hopefully kill scum anyways.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
if i am hero, assassin, king, or kingmaker, im going to lurk

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Yo dawg I knew you were town in our last game together.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
People who are dead if they are scum and I am King:
Moat

(ILU MOAT)

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
I'm p sure I'll lose if I'm scum this game and someone makes Quid king.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

People who are dead if they are scum and I am King:
Moat

(ILU MOAT)

:D

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tobbs I hope you and I are both scum this game and can be on a scum team.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Wow I am the kingmaker!!!

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Kashuno posted:

Wow I am the kingmaker!!!

*Ecco slams an axe into your head*

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Max posted:

*Ecco slams an axe into your head*

This would be rad (no offense kash)

:black101:

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Max posted:

*Ecco slams an axe into your head*

*dodges with a quick backhand spring and grabs the axe as it comes down, breaking Ecco's arm as I rip the axe from her hand and whip it into Max's chest at a speed that is completely impossible to dodge no godmodding*

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

Tobbs I hope you and I are both scum this game and can be on a scum team.

That would be awesome. There are a few people I really want to be scum with and you're one of them.

To everyone else: If it seems like you're losing and no scum have died and Max and I are still alive it's definitely not us.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
If I am king please everyone refer to me Robespierre

:getin:

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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

If I am king please everyone refer to me Robespierre

:getin:

Please don't lynch me King Robespierre, my liege. I am but a humble VILLAGER and am town.

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