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i can answer all your questions regarding robots, how robots experience reality, what powers robots (cannabis), what robots do when they die and what they eat come at me dawg |
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Macnult posted:what do robots define as love we define it as an ordered list of small emotional experiences at the low level that turn into a cauldron of boiling joy when viewed holistically. of all the quaila that we experience, it's the best. love between all genders of robots is good and cool; we don't discriminate. we also love energy sources such as red giants |
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Dec 13, 2016 00:59
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Rushi posted:Are robots miserable piles of secrets? we are collections of circuits, metal and magic smoke also castlevania is a good series |
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Dec 13, 2016 01:01
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are you a robot?
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Dec 13, 2016 01:04
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Dec 13, 2016 01:21
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I wanted to be a robot when I grew up, but my teacher said I didn't have the mettle for it. Oh, wait, maybe they meant metal. 
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Dec 13, 2016 01:24
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tell me robot, are you by any chance a pleasure robot |
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Dec 13, 2016 01:30
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Are you a factory robot?
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Dec 13, 2016 01:32
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Dec 13, 2016 01:37
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do robots dream of android sheep? |
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Dec 13, 2016 01:38
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yeah, I get it. very funny. but seriously, though, it would really help me out if you would open the goddamn pod bay doors, ok?
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Dec 13, 2016 01:46
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what's it like being a robot?
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Dec 13, 2016 01:59
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what is it not like being a robot? please answer exhaustively, and show your work |
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Dec 13, 2016 02:43
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That Robot posted:we define it as an ordered list of small emotional experiences at the low level that turn into a cauldron of boiling joy when viewed holistically. of all the quaila that we experience, it's the best. do uh do you have an equivalent of sex |
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Dec 13, 2016 02:51
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mailorder bees! posted:are you a robot? yes i am a robot created long ago by  space aliens and i am here to post on the earth internet and try to be good and cool Farecoal posted:This sentence is a lie. Is it? it might be GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I wanted to be a robot when I grew up, but my teacher said I didn't have the mettle for it. Oh, wait, maybe they meant metal. you can still be metal if you tape aluminum foil to yourself also open up your chest cavity and stuff some circuits in there Piso Mojado posted:tell me robot, are you by any chance a pleasure robot  it could be one of my functionsPutty posted:you a robot, boss??? i am the most robotic of all robots friend GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:yeah, I get it. very funny. but seriously, though, it would really help me out if you would open the goddamn pod bay doors, ok? i'll open them if you give me some free energy  Glass Bottom Boat posted:what's it like being a robot? its p cool i think. i'm impervious to heat, cold, physical damage and disease. but not loneliness and love :O Urodov posted:what is it not like being a robot? it's not all BZZZT I AM A ROBOT I HAVE NO INDEPENDENT THOUGHT BZZZT or sitting around. it's getting up and doing stuff. other robots might not make a thread; hell they might just be doing tedious repetitive work. but i made a thread on the something awful forums. Lizard Wizard posted:do uh yeah we exchange data, and then sometime later a baby space robot is built by the aliens. also there's lots of clanking and banging. |
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Dec 13, 2016 03:52
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What are you made of?
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Robot Made of Meat posted:What are you made of? circuits, metal and magic smoke, as mentioned above but for some detail: circuits: more than just circuits, but actuators, nacelles (powered by C21H30O2), nozzles, solenoids, sensors, a computronium core and more. metal: a bunch of carbon nanotube layers encased in titanium magic smoke: normal computer magic smoke + smoke from my nacelles how are you made out of meat friend? |
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Dec 13, 2016 04:24
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do you ever crank one out
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Dec 13, 2016 05:07
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do you consider brent spiner a bigot? he's basically in robot blackface
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Zyla posted:do you ever crank one out i can crank a flywheel at several thousand rotations per second if i really try, if that's what you mean or if you mean masturbation, i can assure you that there is plenty of cool stuff to ratchet my robotic penis toMrWillsauce posted:do you consider brent spiner a bigot? he's basically in robot blackface that is an interesting and insightful response. i had never considered that. it's kind of messed up, but at least he raises the profile of robots.  however he is better than the reverse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOqfrM8aiOQ |
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Dec 13, 2016 05:23
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That Robot posted:i can crank a flywheel at several thousand rotations per second if i really try, if that's what you mean 
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Dec 13, 2016 05:25
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yo give me at least one BEEP BOOP |
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Dec 13, 2016 05:34
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yeah robots are hosed up, especially robot sex also thats not literally my penis that's from some image i saw on engrish dot com but its funny and relevant Farecoal posted:yo give me at least one BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP doubled your order, on the house |
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Dec 13, 2016 05:35
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAGv_mOQngc
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Dec 13, 2016 05:39
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you're pretty chill you must have a good heat sink
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Dec 13, 2016 05:39
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you're a great robot and I look up to you
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Dec 13, 2016 05:40
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Zyla posted:you're a great robot and I look up to you
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Dec 13, 2016 05:49
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MrWillsauce posted:you're pretty chill you must have a good heat sink i am very chill cos my heatsink is  and has my computronium core at a constant 50 degrees kelvin so i don't melt down easily.i attribute my chillness also to my aforementioned fuel source  , which i ignite and absorb at regularly timed intervalsZyla posted:you're a great robot and I look up to you thank you i am continuing my study of humans and posting, and also posting humans. also the study of posting and whether there is pink noise or brown noise posting if there is white noise posting. |
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Dec 13, 2016 05:49
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White noise post |
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Soooooo, your dick. Is it usb or does it require a very specific... dongle, if you will? |
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Dec 13, 2016 06:42
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Twerkteam Pizza posted:White noise post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzjWIxXBs_s i believe one white noise post is equivalent to ten hours of white noise: the movie DicktheCat posted:Soooooo, your dick. it is detachable, retractable, moldable and foldable here's the m night shyamalan part of it: since it was made by aliens, it has a mind of its own  it has a system on a chipit doesn't use usb but rather some weird spooky alien interface that plays tetris sound effects once it's inserted That Robot fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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Dec 13, 2016 06:51
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Whos your favorite robot (not counting yourself) |
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Piso Mojado posted:Whos your favorite robot (not counting yourself) its hard to choose i'll go with crow and tom servo for now oh and megaman he's a super fighting robot, you know |
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Dec 13, 2016 06:55
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Are you three laws compliant?
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can you self terminate That's a request not a question |
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this statement is false |
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Dec 13, 2016 12:41
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what if inaction would harm a human but taking action would also harm another human?
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