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Bread Set Jettison

pfft look at that really handsome friend of mine

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:34

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:53

Bread Set Jettison

psh what a great person like jesus christ bro he's really kind all the time and a great dude like whoa save some kindness for the rest of us bub

Bread Set Jettison fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Dec 13, 2016

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:35

Bread Set Jettison

*posts "this but unironically" when someone congratulates someone else for something great*

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:36

Bread Set Jettison

Wow way to go Einstein you revolutionized all of science

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:36

Bread Set Jettison

*buys someone a giant red text that says I LUST FOR WORLD PEACE*

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:38

Bread Set Jettison

"If you love it so much why dont you marry it" - text on a wedding invitation

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:40

alnilam

Me: Way to go smartass

Donkey who just solved a puzzle: *brays happily*

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Somewhere in the Midwestern United States a chicken crosses the road in an attempt to break the boundaries of time and space

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:46

alnilam

Some fear the Large Hadron Collider could create an ironic monopole - an ironic statement without an accompanying unironic implication - which could have disastrous consequences

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:49

Bread Set Jettison

Thats so on brand dude lol
*is referring to your propensity to help others*

# ? Dec 13, 2016 20:59

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

A farmer's wife assists three blind mice with getting enrolled in their local Department for the Visually Impaired where they are trained and placed in employment that matches their specific skillsets

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:04

bradzilla

*at subway*

whoa drat those are some mad sandwich artist skills, haha nice job preparing the sandwich the way I asked!

# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:05

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Three Little Pigs realize the wolf most likely just really needs a friend, so they all meet him outside the House made of Straw and decide to go out for a few beers. The wolf agrees and goes with them. When the get to the pub and order their drinks and meals, the wolf decides on the babyback ribs, realizes who he's at the bar with, and orders the buffalo wings instead.

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:07

alnilam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziH9St7ajuw&t=35s

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# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:10

Macnult

Bread Set Jettison posted:

pfft look at that really handsome friend of mine

i am a handsome boy

# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:45

Macnult

*gets cut off*
when something in life gets in the way, sometimes you gotta slow things down a bit and keep moving

# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:51

Macnult

we're trapped in this warehouse full of canned food with only one can-opener, but that's okay we can just share it

# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:54

Macnult

two young lovers both find a great christmas combo sale for an accessory their partner wants and an upgraded prized possession of their own

# ? Dec 13, 2016 21:59

Macnult

a man who finally has all the time in the world to read breaks his glasses, but they aren't prescription he was just trying a new look

# ? Dec 13, 2016 22:03

Piso Mojado

Bread Set Jettison posted:

"If you love it so much why dont you marry it" - text on a wedding invitation

# ? Dec 13, 2016 22:05

Farecoal: There he go

Macnult posted:

a man who finally has all the time in the world to read breaks his glasses, but they aren't prescription he was just trying a new look

# ? Dec 13, 2016 23:07

Android Blues

alnilam posted:

Me: Way to go smartass

Donkey who just solved a puzzle: *brays happily*

# ? Dec 13, 2016 23:56

social vegan

me: heh, typical

*directs it at how the entry to the subway successfully takes my token*

*nervously checks awful app to see if he understood*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:05

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Wow, good job screwing that up

*to friend who just did a great job putting together a new wall-mounted shelf*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:41

Android Blues

me: nice job fucko

friend: thanks. my name is fucko

# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:44

Piso Mojado

Android Blues posted:

me: nice job fucko

friend: thanks. my name is fucko

# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:57

Plebian Parasite

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:20

social vegan

Plebian Parasite posted:

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

lmbo

# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:29

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

It's like sun on your wedding day. Or a free ride, when you haven't already paid. Or ten thousand spoons, when you really needed some spoons!

# ? Dec 14, 2016 06:24

Piso Mojado

it's like meeting the man of your dreams, and his wife's dead

# ? Dec 14, 2016 06:31

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 06:36

Ahundredbux: The right to bear arms

Plebian Parasite posted:

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 13:07

bradzilla

Plebian Parasite posted:

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 15:24

Bread Set Jettison

Plebian Parasite posted:

Sarcasm detector? That's a REAL useful invention.

*Sarcasm detector does not register anything*

# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:41

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

nice thread i guess

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:44

Bread Set Jettison

mailorder bees! posted:

nice thread i guess

thanks I guess

# ? Dec 14, 2016 21:45

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 20:53

google THIS

It's like rain on your wedding day, which means good luck for your marriage
It's a free ride when you've already paid, but you give it to someone else who needs it
It's the good advice that you just didn't take, but you learned from the experience and will be more mindful next time
You're doing okay, all considerrrrrrrrrred

# ? Dec 14, 2016 22:09

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