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Stupid British. You guys think you are so much better than Americans when the truth is that America was born from your incompetence. All you had to do was negotiate taxes better and the colonies would have been content, but instead you dumb fuckers doubled down and caused a rebellion. Then the British, who were one of the most powerful military forces on earth at the time, got their poo poo canned by a bunch of angry hicks with muskets. Now the United States is more powerful and more wealthy than Britain will ever be, and every atrocity and injustice that the USA has committed is directly the fault of the British and their failures. Failing to keep America under control is perhaps the most colossal failure in history. You could've been king poo poo of the whole drat world, but you hosed it up and now Donald Trump is loving president. Even better is that the UK will one day get rid of their universal healthcare and become just like the USA. You did this to yourselves, you fools. You created America, and now you will become America.
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i dont recommend reading the whole thing
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hello Doug
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I agree. the Brits are p.dumb. We should kick them out of the EU as punishment.
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big deal, lots of other stuff is britain's fault as well
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Yeah, just like everything else, what's your point? If you fuckers had just let us stay in charge then maybe things would be alright.
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Is the queen dead yet? I hear she is pretty rich. Let's get her $$.
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Dec 16, 2016 23:24
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the proper thread title would be "Why do you Britians think you didn't do something first"
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british taxed the americans to pay for the war against the vile french and their savage indian allies which the americans demanded americans revolted because of said taxes lol
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Dec 16, 2016 23:26
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"i hate taxes but love the things taxes pay for" is shockingly historically constant in american history
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This used to be the British Empire:  They controlled half the world. Now they control a tiny island lmbo Sophy Wackles fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Dec 16, 2016 |
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Pawn 17 posted:This used to be the British Empire: actually that a retards alternate history map
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We tried to negotiate with you but your bunghole king was too busy having wild depraved orgies with his sex club friends. It's even in the declaration of Independence; "hey assholes we've been petitioning and petitioning and we just get ignored and laughed at and so gently caress you." Just a whole laundry list of "He has been a total twat."
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Dec 16, 2016 23:29
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world war II was harder on the britain
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Fojar38 posted:actually that a retards alternate history map Yeah that could have been Britain if they weren't so terrible.
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We've got some good porn in the USA. So I guess Britain gets some credit somehow? 
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If the US is Britains fault, who do we blame for GBS?
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Waltzing Along posted:If the US is Britains fault, who do we blame for GBS? Al Gore.
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Kuato posted:We've got some good porn in the USA. So I guess Britain gets some credit somehow? Isn't the UK trying to ban porn now? Because if so lol.
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EorayMel posted:Isn't the UK trying to ban porn now? Because if so lol. If true, then Britain will have sunk lower than America ever could.
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Actually, the USA is the greatest force for good in the history of the world.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Actually, the USA was the greatest force for good in the history of the world.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Actually, the USA is the greatest force for good in the history of the world. Not that it's a stiff competition. Every other country on Earth is basically Hitler.
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It's really a shame the revolution ever happened, we'd have a much better country now. Probably fewer fundamentalist christians, less guns, and I could live on the dole like a 70s squat punk
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Ork of Fiction posted:Actually, the USA is the greatest force for good in the history of the world.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Actually, LSD is the greatest force for good in the history of the world.
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frankly, spain is the one that really dropped the ball
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Ork of Fiction posted:Actually, the USA is the greatest force for good in the history of the world.
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Considering that the USA is the greatest country in the history of civilization, I would say that we should be thanking the UK (and the rest of Europe, for that matter).
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Pawn 17 posted:This used to be the British Empire: the british empire still basically exists. it was mostly just for bullying natives into free trade agreements, now we have the WTO to do that. the english countries are all in a perpetual alliance, and always have been. this is the sneaky truck of the english. they can have things one way on paper, and another way in reality. the same way they can pretend to be a monarchy, yet were actually the first republic of the modern age.
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Rutibex posted:the same way they can pretend to be a monarchy, yet were actually the first republic of the modern age. Holland just called, they'd like a word with you.
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:Considering that the USA is the greatest country in the history of civilization, I would say that we should be thanking the UK (and the rest of Europe, for that matter). now I know you're just a lovely troll lol
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my favorite British Empire story is the Suez Crisis the French and British decided in 1956 that they were still Empires and joined up with Israel to take back the Suez after Nasser nationalized it they totally would have but the USSR got mad and then the US slapped them in the dick and they both realized together that they were now vassal states which given French and British history is kinda hilarious
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Ranma Fan Art posted:now I know you're just a lovely troll lol it's cool, Canada still has a role as a very valuable hat!
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And the USA is Canada's toilet
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the british are the world's greatest fuckups
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i like how those Nigels have a "look" you can spot a mile away, kind of a ratty look tbh
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Aging Millenial posted:i like how those Nigels have a "look" you can spot a mile away, kind of a ratty look tbh probate this racist.
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