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alpaca diseases posted:Are we sure Ishamals sobbing in grief? Tomn question time hasn't happened yet to Ishamal.
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Can I have swords for hands? No, what about wings, but instead of feathers, they have bronze daggers? Is Xephanim on the menu? What sauce would you recommend to go with it? Can I invite some of my friends over to this place? I bet my pal Ishamal would really like it here!
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Dec 17, 2016 11:48
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Oh El! a kid in a candy shop has nothing on us. (no candy shop I know of offers sex, cannibalism and to gaze upon our imprisoned rear end in a top hat father)
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Dec 17, 2016 12:41
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I wake up to find you all asking questions with fake answers and all I can do is face palm. Did you skim the instructions? This is supposed to be a side-story!! Here's an actual vote: Explore the heart of the palace
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Yeah, Giving up Snarls was us failing the test. And we're gonna die in here or at least never get out. B
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 When I meant take Az up his offer to party, I didn't think it would entail giving up Snuls! (I was thinking of the other offer, after we were buds when we talked about the potential of hiding out there with Naomi and our future kids before the wedding). Still...don't worry boy, we're coming!Now to work! We heard a strange voice as we came here. What could it be?! Perhaps it was...Snuls?? Try thinking to Snuls and asking where he is! See if anything happens! Questions: Come on, there's always a loophole. How do I get Snarls back? C'mooon...tell a bro! So, does there happen to be a labyrinth around here? One that might have Snarls in the middle? Eh, eh? Ask to see our contract with Azz so we can read the fine print So...uh...what's up with those satyrs being tortured over there? edit: Southpaugh posted:Yeah, Giving up Snarls was us failing the test. And we're gonna die in here or at least never get out. Not with that attitude! 
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Do you know Ishamal? What is he? Why is he such a dick? Go to fighting area and kick rear end Lanky Coconut Tree posted:Lol we found out what Asahel is That's what I thought we voted for, myself. Not give up snarls when we are 14 
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Yeah I thought you were voting for that, he made us the offer again after we fled eyescream right, before he dropped us at the gates? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3550307&userid=129241&perpage=40&pagenumber=20 Page 20 is where he dropped us off, I can't see a second offer there, maybe he never made it? Edit: He does make us an open offer for the future on page 19. Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Nettle Soup posted:Yeah I thought you were voting for that, he made us the offer again after we fled eyescream right, before he dropped us at the gates? link is a pro-click - reminded me we considered jerking off a goat once to save snarls
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Dec 17, 2016 15:06
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HiHo ChiRho posted:D HALLS OF LUST HALLS OF LUST I bet you it's just a pen of normal goats.
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I'm thinking like 60% of the thread has somehow failed to realise that this entire thing is all elaborate bullshit, and no real answers are actually true to Paradise Lost Ur. Guys stop trying to rules lawyer anything useful knowledge from Diog as most/all answers are trollish bullshit designed to fool us. Just enjoy it for what it is. So am I free to leave at any time? Where will you put me when I leave? Can I go somewhere that isn't Zepath? (Let's go to the grasslands and hangout with the horse people)
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Outrail posted:I'm thinking like 60% of the thread has somehow failed to realize that this entire thing is all elaborate bullshit, and no real answers are actually true to Paradise Lost Ur. Diogines posted:The following is a work of fiction. So is Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens. Well, in that case consider this DOUBLE fiction! Trying to glean ANY information about Ur from this mini-adventure whatsoever is unlikely to be successful as the Capybaras have changed uh... rather a lot.
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There Bias Two posted:I bet you it's just a pen of normal goats. In that case then HiHo ChiRho posted:D HALLS OF LUST HALLS OF LUST
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Do the answers to questions you find distasteful lie within the Hall of Answers? Can I communicate with anyone in Zepath? Can I bring any of my friends from Ur here to party with me? If I want to watch Enkidu battle with Labaras, is that possible? Will I be seeing your master again at some point? I'd like to hang out with him, he seems pretty fun! If I wish to learn to be virtuous and strong, is there a place for this? Diqnol fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Wait...a labyrinth? Like a...maze? Is Enkidel finally on the path to true self-awareness?
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BoneMonkey posted:where is snarls now? BoneMonkey posted:can I have some wings too? Flying looks neat. BoneMonkey posted:what am I? If not the same as you? BoneMonkey posted:This all seems a little odd we are asking questions and getting wrong answers. Should we not be doing something else? Coq au Nandos posted:If I'm going to eat a human, can I pick which one? Asbeel says "Of course! Whichever you may so desire! Prepared exactly to your liking" FoxTerrier posted:Try thinking to Snuls and asking where he is! See if anything happens! FoxTerrier posted:Come on, there's always a loophole. How do I get Snarls back? C'mooon...tell a bro! FoxTerrier posted:So, does there happen to be a labyrinth around here? One that might have Snarls in the middle? Eh, eh? FoxTerrier posted:Ask to see our contract with Azz so we can read the fine print FoxTerrier posted:So...uh...what's up with those satyrs being tortured over there? Slaan posted:Do you know Ishamal? What is he? Why is he such a dick? Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:Do the answers to questions you find distasteful lie within the Hall of Answers? Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:Can I communicate with anyone in Zepath? Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:Can I bring any of my friends from Ur here to party with me? Note, you have yet to meet most of the Balls of Labaras. Jobe sometimes gave you candy in the Temple of El when you scrubbed the floors. He was rather patronizing when you were a cannibal-child, though still friendly! Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:If I want to watch Enkidu battle with Labaras, is that possible? Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:Will I be seeing your master again at some point? I'd like to hang out with him, he seems pretty fun!
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There Bias Two posted:Wait...a labyrinth? Like a...maze? Is Enkidel finally on the path to true self-awareness?
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Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:If I wish to learn to be virtuous and strong, is there a place for this?
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Current votes: A. Go to the Hall of a Thousand Plates and eat Lullaya 4. BoyG. B. The field of eternal battles 1. Slaan. 5. Southpaugh. C. Visit the Grand Treasury 2. Dog Kisser. D. Go to the Halls of Luist 6. HiHo ChiRho. H. Explore the heart of the palace 7. There Bias Two. 11. Coq au Nandos. H. Go to the Hall of Answers Not voted yet: 3. White Noise Marine. 8. Fox Terrier(*). 9. Bone Monkey. 10. Task Manager(*). 12. Cheap Trick souvenirs.
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Can we get a magical mentally communicating flying goat companion to replace the dog? And will it be able to follow us home after? What if I wanted to eat you?
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A - we made the deal because we were starving, so let's eat first. Eternal hunger/all you can eat? Sounds grand! Ask Asbeel if we can get a new dog, right now, to join us? How about a talking dog? His choice on breed.
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Chosen ones this is your chance to speak with Ashera  .
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Slaan posted:What if I wanted to eat you? There we go. Try and eat a Melachim, this rear end in a top hat, and a demon while you're at it. Or just ask to meet El.
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Guys, go to the coliseum, it's our chance to see Tudya vs Fleshblight!
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Diog, can we get an update on the Snarls side game? I'm sure he is chilling with baby goats in Azz's real home, right?...
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Can you make me more powerful? H. Visit the Theater of Joy and watch gods and prophets battle. Diqnol fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Hmm... I refuse there's not a tricksy way to find Snuls! (and yes I know this isn't cannon and it's OK if we don't find him, but I enjoy the puzzle of trying to work out a way to do a grand reunion/rescue more than I do savoring the delights of the palace. Currently anyway.)  So...there other guests, where are they? Um, what happened to them? So...if a month passes here, how much time passes in Ur? I'm torn between going to the Hall of Answers to check out contract for fine print and seeking out the Heart of the Palace for answers. Will vote soon. FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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I believe we'll be able to visit different parts of the palace, but it is totally possible that the tester is continuing to test us or perhaps even giving us a chance to redeem ourselves? I think the coolest options are either seeing Azzazel and his minions conjure up heroes of old to see his perspective on them as I'm sure they will be, erm, biased or perhaps going to the Vault of Eyes and exploring the parts of Ur we are not likely to visit in Kavodel timeline. Initially I don't see a reason to strive for breaking the system as I suspect we'll find some answers as we go and will have opportunities later to explore that aspect of it. For now we don't even know how true the idea of "anything you desire" is, it may be mockeries of those things we seek. I think we will find answers simply by exploring anything right now, so why not keep it exotic and fantastical? Diqnol fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:I believe we'll be able to visit different parts of the palace, but it is totally possible that the tester is continuing to test us or perhaps even giving us a chance to redeem ourselves? That's kinda what I've been trying to feel out. Like there might be some other seemingly mundane option to explore that may lead us to a quest to redeem ourselves/find the Snuls? It's possible I'm wrong and Diog hasn't built in any way to do that, but from a GM perspective I kinda doubt he'd build such a fun scenario without also working in a way to rescue our best bud. But yeah, if it seems fruitless I agree that watching the Heroes of Old fight crazy monsters in instant replay is a boss way to spend our time. Vault of Eyes sounds like the hsit too. And goons may stab me if I don't vote for one or the other, itching as they must be for both. I'm inclined to give looking at the contract or seeking out the heart of the palace first tho. FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Whoops! I guess we should have specified 30 Ur-days of time here, because I don't think time is quite right in this place.
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Viking_Helmet posted:Whoops! I guess we should have specified 30 Ur-days of time here, because I don't think time is quite right in this place. Yeah I think Az specifically mentioned at one point that time was weird in his place in a Q and A. If Diog spits us out of here at the end of the weekend like...we may be walking into weirdo Ur lol H. Voting to explore the heart of the palace Maybe clues to this weirdo place and our pooch lay therein? FoxTerrier fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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B Tudiya vs eyescream please!
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BoneMonkey posted:B I think you want E for that. B is us kicking the poo poo out of people. E is Xephanim (and maybe others?) fighting for out amusement. And Theater of Joy (an H vote I think), is historical battles reenacted for our amusement. ..I think that's all right anyway
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FoxTerrier posted:I think you want E for that. One of each please! If not still B let's kick the poo poo outta people. Also at some point can we learn how to cook guys? I love cooking. BoneMonkey fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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