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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Meatwolfe posted:

2 mg clonazepam.

I have a bar, you take almost a bar. Let's call the whole thing off!

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I sleep the sleep of the just. Smoke weed everybody.

Greek Tragedy
Aug 4, 2008

That sounds like a recipe for getting snatched and murdered

VendaGoat posted:

I loving knew it...

To be fair, I'd like to sleep with him again so it's not all about the amazing bed, but it's a real factor in that equation.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Nathilus posted:

I sleep the sleep of the just. Smoke weed everybody.

This plus like 6 blankets and 1 to 3 cats

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
With the windows and blinds open, so that I am roused by the gentle kiss of the sun and the songs of joyous birds, OP.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
With a very tender dick. I just can't sleep unless I've sloughed several layers of skin off my penis jerking it to questionably rapey Russian grot.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I sleep on a pile of pelts with a heated blanket sandwiched between two moose backhides. My cat will always join me, so I make a little nest for him from my massive timberwolf.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

as a suicidal korean, surrounded by fans

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

bradzilla posted:

This plus like 6 blankets and 1 to 3 cats

A tempurpedic mattress or at least topper + pillow sure as gently caress doesn't hurt, either.

Greek Tragedy
Aug 4, 2008

That sounds like a recipe for getting snatched and murdered

Nathilus posted:

A tempurpedic mattress or at least topper + pillow sure as gently caress doesn't hurt, either.

That Gel topper is the best gift I've ever given myself. I have an ultra firm mattress for support and then that topper and DAYUM.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Greek Tragedy posted:

That Gel topper is the best gift I've ever given myself. I have an ultra firm mattress for support and then that topper and DAYUM.

I'm more in love with my memory foam pillow than my topper. Not that the topper isn't good, cuz it is. The pillow is just fantastic tho. No, you can't touch it. gently caress off.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
On my tummy or my side, usually.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i sleep on a bed of cats, covered head to toe in more cats

Greek Tragedy
Aug 4, 2008

That sounds like a recipe for getting snatched and murdered

Nathilus posted:

I'm more in love with my memory foam pillow than my topper. Not that the topper isn't good, cuz it is. The pillow is just fantastic tho. No, you can't touch it. gently caress off.

Doesn't your head sink down into it tho? I mean, my melon (and melons) needs support.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Here's a pic of how I set it up at my old, crappier apartment

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
with my wife on a king bed with 3 feet of cold empty air between us

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Very carefully op

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pick posted:

Here's a pic of how I set it up at my old, crappier apartment



are you a game of thrones

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

are you a game of thrones

close, i am a skyrim

cnut
May 3, 2016

Has anybody said "On the corpses of my enemies" yet? Because that's how I sleep.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i sleep with my thighs coated in precum from pre-loading my mind with sexy porno moments before slumber to try and catalyze epically sexy dreams. hell, lord knows i aint gonna get any action in the realm of the waking.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Smythe posted:

i sleep with my thighs coated in precum from pre-loading my mind with sexy porno moments before slumber to try and catalyze epically sexy dreams. hell, lord knows i aint gonna get any action in the realm of the waking.

That's the other way I sleep, too.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Uhh.... with your mom?

Now go shovel the snow, we're gonna go take a nap *winks*

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

no joke i woke up this morning with a bag of ginger root in the bed

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*lucid dreaming with Logic* *standing in front of lecture hall* Actually I'm not in class with no clothes on and a boner. I'm dreaming right now. *eyes flash open in dream world* This is my world now! *flexing* Ahh, my power is real! FLASH INTO FANTASY! *laughing class evaporates into huge cloud of feathers* This isn't a nightmare but in fact... this is the best orgasm of My life. *the entire female cast of Dead or Alive erupt from the floorboards in a shower of splinters* These impeccablly clean, stacked CG babes are going to deliver pure ecstasy into my genitals!! *Ayane, Kasumi, Tina and the others start pummeling my dream-balls* Yessssss! Yesssssssssss! In this world, I make the rules!! I AM OMNIPOTENT!! *Courtney from Phil 414 appears and starts crushing my larynx with her thighs like that scene from goldeneye* *wistfully* I'm glad I watched Waking Life

a shameful display
Sep 24, 2016

i sleep on the couch like every other red blooded american with a wife

Prawned
Oct 25, 2010

Sleep is for the weak

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

a shameful display posted:

i sleep on the couch like every other red blooded american with a wife

have you considered the forever sleep that is suicide?

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a shameful display
Sep 24, 2016

A misanthrope posted:

have you considered the forever sleep that is suicide?

and how! but it's not for me, I'm too upbeat

autoaim.cfg
Aug 6, 2005
:qq: WHINY SHITHEAD :qq:
*drops mic*

Doctor Dogballs posted:

i sleep 100% nude. or as the french say, "a la mode"

There is no other way. I cannot fathom WHY someone would wear underwear to bed. Boggles the mind. And I'm not being sarcastic. I just don't get it.

a shameful display
Sep 24, 2016

keeps everything in one place and also puts a barrier between your rancid taint and the good sheets

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

i never sleep

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Greek Tragedy posted:

Doesn't your head sink down into it tho? I mean, my melon (and melons) needs support.

A little but it's pretty firm. The only downside of good memory foam imo is that it sleeps pretty hot.

Greek Tragedy
Aug 4, 2008

That sounds like a recipe for getting snatched and murdered

Nathilus posted:

A little but it's pretty firm. The only downside of good memory foam imo is that it sleeps pretty hot.

Dude, I got the cooling kind and that poo poo is amazing.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Greek Tragedy posted:

Dude, I got the cooling kind and that poo poo is amazing.

I just use a fan but good for you! Money well spent.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Greek Tragedy posted:

Dude, I got the cooling kind and that poo poo is amazing.

you people are some kind of first-world sleep lords

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
I usually just tell myself that if it wasn't me, someone else would have done it.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

A misanthrope posted:

you people are some kind of first-world sleep lords

Jealous poor moron. Oh well. It's not that sad really at least you don't know what you are missing. Enjoy your boxsprings and straw mat I guess.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Just loving lol if you don't spend some loving money on an item you are going to use daily, for a third of your loving life.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
with my girlfriends dick tucked comfortably between my buttcheeks

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