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Lately I've been passing out stoned in my recliner while watching some old sitcom like Married With Children or Roseanne in the middle of the night. It's a pretty comfy recliner.
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autoaim.cfg posted:There is no other way. I cannot fathom WHY someone would wear underwear to bed. Boggles the mind. And I'm not being sarcastic. I just don't get it. a shameful display posted:keeps everything in one place and also puts a barrier between your rancid taint and the good sheets I'm sorry about your rancid taint. I've got this thing called "hygiene". You should look it up. I hear it's all the rage with the non-stinkin' crowd these days. And unless you're Suzanna Holmes or you have some weird medical condition where your balls dangle around your ankles I can assure you that everything stays quite where they should be. Man, I'd never sleep in junk-prisons if I have the option not to.
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Nathilus posted:Jealous poor moron. Oh well. It's not that sad really at least you don't know what you are missing. Enjoy your boxsprings and straw mat I guess. i sleep on a pile of rusted scrap metal that i also call my wife
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Dec 17, 2016 22:57
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I also sleep naked , i can't say my junk or butt dirty anything up. Maybe if you are truly grotesque this would be an issue I do drool in my sleep a lot though, it sucks
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Dec 17, 2016 22:57
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VendaGoat posted:Just loving lol if you don't spend some loving money on an item you are going to use daily, for a third of your loving life. Seriously. It's like, yeah. A nice bed setup is hundreds or thousands of dollars that you could otherwise spend on blow or w/e. I get it. But loving spend the money anyway, goddamn. A good bed helps keep you healthy and is pretty sexy tbh.
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Dec 17, 2016 22:58
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autoaim.cfg posted:I've got this thing called "hygiene". what the gently caress are you even talking about. who's got the time autoaim.cfg posted:
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Dec 17, 2016 23:00
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Nathilus posted:Seriously. It's like, yeah. A nice bed setup is hundreds or thousands of dollars that you could otherwise spend on blow or w/e. I get it. But loving spend the money anyway, goddamn. A good bed helps keep you healthy and is pretty sexy tbh. sometimes mice pop out of my scrap metal bed and if im quick enough i can snatch em to use as a little pillow
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Dec 17, 2016 23:02
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Pick posted:Here's a pic of how I set it up at my old, crappier apartment 
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Dec 17, 2016 23:03
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This owns. I need it. With this I could be sure They'll never get to me while I'm sleeping.
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Dec 17, 2016 23:04
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ProfessorMurder posted:Lately I've been passing out stoned in my recliner while watching some old sitcom like Married With Children or Roseanne in the middle of the night. It's a pretty comfy recliner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlfE_IplWAU
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It was a lifesaver in minnesota.
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Another night of good sleep, in my bed, for about 7 hours, uninterrupted.
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my doctors propel me from bed each morning with several injections of pure methamphetamine and put me back down at night using propofyl and 5 xanax
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Nathilus posted:. A good bed helps keep you healthy and is pretty sexy tbh. Precisely. A man with a nice and comfortable bed is a man that appreciates self care. Sexy as hell. A great bed is a great 'benefit' in an FWB situation.
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Hardawn posted:I have a bar, you take almost a bar. Let's call the whole thing off! My scrip says i can take up to 4 mg  im not quite there yet. Soon though!
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succ posted:opiates I always have weird, oddly intense dreams on opiates. Like I'm driving on a road that's sunny, but it's a bad sunny and if it doesn't stop being so well lit everyone on Earth is going to die. Is that a thing, because it's what usually keeps me from sleeping on them, whenever I am tempted.
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Meatwolfe posted:My scrip says i can take up to 4 mg dang howd you swing that
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Drunk Nerds posted:I always have weird, oddly intense dreams on opiates. Like I'm driving on a road that's sunny, but it's a bad sunny and if it doesn't stop being so well lit everyone on Earth is going to die. Is that a thing, because it's what usually keeps me from sleeping on them, whenever I am tempted. woah that sounds cool tho
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thathonkey posted:dang howd you swing that My doctor is mainly concerned with my transplant meds, so when he asked how much benzos i was on i said 1mg four times a day instead of 0.5. Ive actually been trying to get some sort of referral to get off this poo poo, but no luck so far.
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Dec 18, 2016 05:14
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You tell your doc next time you're getting refills you wanna get off
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Better Fred Than Dead posted:You tell your doc next time you're getting refills you wanna get off Ive tried cold turkey before. Wound up in the ER. But i suppose it cant hurt to ask. If he just cancels the scrip im pretty hosed though.
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Zzulu posted:I also sleep naked , i can't say my junk or butt dirty anything up. Maybe if you are truly grotesque this would be an issue Same here, although I also sleep using a CPAP machine and with a constant longing for the sweet release of death.
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Dec 18, 2016 07:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy5B-AnzwTo
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Dec 18, 2016 07:17
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drat I just realized the latest Star Trek movie stole/homaged this joke (depending on whether you liked the movie or not).
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Cnut the Great posted:drat I just realized the latest Star Trek movie stole/homaged this joke (depending on whether you liked the movie or not). I haven't seen it. Star trek.... KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Dec 18, 2016 08:12
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Marmaduke! posted:In a big bed with my wife I sleep in a racing car. Do you? 
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Dec 18, 2016 08:58
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With the aid of powerful anti-psychotic medication.
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Droid Washington posted:I sleep in a racing car. Do you? I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
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Dec 18, 2016 11:02
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I snore and sweat and this is probably why i have sex friends but no boyfriend.
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Dec 18, 2016 11:15
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one of my sex friends is a huge jerk but he has a really good bed and is extremely good at sex and these things are just bout equally attractive.
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Dec 18, 2016 11:16
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On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
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Dec 18, 2016 11:43
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Shithouse Dave posted:I snore and sweat and this is probably why i have sex friends but no boyfriend. its because youre a gross goon
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Dec 18, 2016 11:54
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ProfessorMurder posted:Lately I've been passing out stoned in my recliner while watching some old sitcom like Married With Children or Roseanne in the middle of the night. It's a pretty comfy recliner. I SAID STOP EMBARRASSING ME DAD!
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8 solid hours and woken up by my cat, the perfect alarm.
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Zzulu posted:its because youre a gross goon this is a true fact often discovered too late because when i am not in bed I'm pretty and i don't smell
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