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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


If you're like me, a staunch Republican who has fundamentally irreconcilable issues with the policies and invective of Donald Trump, and are absolutely not a bitter whiner about the meme kids singling you out as weak or ineffective, I ask that you join me here at the #NeverTrump headquarters where we can discuss:
-The works of Milton Friedman
-Bow ties
-Lazy and disrespectful kids now well into their thirties
-Unfavorable comparisons of Barrack Obama to Jimmy Carter that we might not have touched on yet
-New and more erudite words for phrenology and other race sciences, so as to make them more palatable for re-submission to basically all the medical journals
-How we absolutely do satisfy our spouses
-Hamilton
-How government regulation caused the banking crisis
-Crossing the bench and compromising, and how to get the Democrats to do that more for us
-Cum
-WWE Roadblock: End of the Line

Welcome fellow patriot! Allow me to get the ball rolling, here's the card


KEVIN OWENS vs. "THE BIG DOG" ROMAN REIGNS FOR THE WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho have spent the last month and a bit trading promos with Seth Rollins and Mick Foley about their friendship, and Owens' abilities as champion, as Jericho had gotten him out of some sticky situations. Later, Reigns would spear one of them, because despite not really interacting with them a whole lot, he has the shot for the championship. Now that Owens and Jericho have split up, Owens is on his own.


Y2J CHRIS JERICHO vs SETH ROLLINS FOR THE US CHAMPIONSHIP
Kevin Owens got Jericho this shot at Seth's belt, but since they broke up Jericho doesn't have much skin in the game. Match could be fun.


SHEAMUS AND CESARO vs. THE NEW DAY FOR THE TAG CHAMPIONSHIP
Forever ago Sheamus and Cesaro had a best of seven series that lasted nine matches for a shot at the title. It ended in a draw, so the were rewarded with a shot at the tag titles, because Mick Foley is stupid. They since blew that, but stuck together, despite hating each other, for whatever loving reason, and now they got another one. The New Day just beat Demolition's record for longest tag champ reign, and will probably lose now.


BOSS BANKS vs. CLAP-BACK SLAYQUEEN 30 MINUTE IRON WOMAN MATCH FOR THE WOMAN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
They've been trading the belt back and forth, Charlotte winning each time on PPV and Sasha winning it back the first night back after injury and once again they meet on The Big Stage with all the trappings of finality and closure but they'll probably keep doing this until Wrestlemania health permitting.


ALSO ON THE CARD
-Bong Sturgeon vs Sami Zayn in a Ten Minute White Boy Challenge
-Rich Swann vs TJ Perkins vs Brian Kendrick
-Big Cass vs. Rusev
-Cum


SNACK RATING:
my rear end

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Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



as a libertarian socialist who is vehemently opposed to the Republican Party, I'm confused b/c I thought Roman was the US champion. Did he lose it to Seth?

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

We All Live In Kawalimus' House


cant wait babey

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



I will not watch Roadblock but i will gladly cum

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Raw is so bad that its most ardent defender doesn't know who the US champ is

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



vroom vroom

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



Good luck to the boys tonight

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight


I'm going to watch this because I'm a masochist and I'm going to post about it with all of you who are also watching because I'm also a sadist

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

I might watch this.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Kanye West - Touch the Sky


I hope my favorite wrestler, Roman Reigns, wins.

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!


Fun Shoe

great op! looking forward to sharing Laffer Curve graphs and killing myself tonight while watching WWE Roadblock End of The Line

Tomahawk
Aug 12, 2003

HE KNOWS


I hope Roman gets two belts so he can be the Conor McGregor of WWE

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


oatgan posted:

vroom vroom

i'm in me mums car

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005



they shut down a venue i practically grew up in during my teens and now 6 of my friends plus others are homeless and they are loving with almost every venue and person involved here out in the bay

what's up lets do some wresling

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Lipstick Apathy

StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

You should treat yourself so that you may have some happy memories from this evening after we're all done watching mediocre to terrible booking and good to great wrestling with haphazard endings.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump trumtp truim ptru mptr

trumptr
trmturm
rumptru
trumtrmp


I'm making a new stable

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

...And how appropriate, that the gif you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice...


StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

Get the works from a good place and a bad place and eat them both before the ppv is over.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

As a Republican and a WWE fan I eagerly await the four-to-eight year train wreck we are about to witness.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Grimey Drawer

StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

You should order Papa John's, because the guy who owns it is some sort of libertarian tool bag and I guess that's tonight's theme.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Cabbit posted:

You should order Papa John's, because the guy who owns it is some sort of libertarian tool bag and I guess that's tonight's theme.

Oh, I think we have a winner on the terrible ideas scale. I haven't eaten Papa John's in like 5 years. I remember their pizza being cardboard terrible except for coming with some kind of garlic dipping sauce that made it tolerable.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

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StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD
Always good pizza to make up for watching a terrible PPV

ParanoidInc
Apr 27, 2013

You dun scuffed me for the last time you no-good Zayn boy!


Fun Shoe

They're The Official Pizza Of The Dallas Cowboys and I can't think of a better corporate pairing in the whole world

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Grimey Drawer

StarkRavingMad posted:

Oh, I think we have a winner on the terrible ideas scale. I haven't eaten Papa John's in like 5 years. I remember their pizza being cardboard terrible except for coming with some kind of garlic dipping sauce that made it tolerable.

Yah, pretty much. The amount of that garlic butter crap you need to make a whole Papa John's pizza tolerable will probably end up turning your stomach by the end, not even counting what the pizza itself will do. Should be an apt metaphor for this PPV.

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill

You should get some Totino's Party Pizza, which is on par, quality-wise with this PPV

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


CobiWann posted:

As a Republican and a WWE fan I eagerly await the four-to-eight year train wreck we are about to witness.

It's only going to be about four hours.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somehwere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold




Cavauro posted:

cant wait babey


achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

BROTHER I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE DSA AND SUBSCRIBE TO THE AWARD WINNING WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY $9.99 A MONTH


If you are going with lovely chain pizza, there is nothing wrong with Pizza Hut, they usually have good meal deals and aren't overly expensive like Dominos

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


achillesforever6 posted:

If you are going with lovely chain pizza, there is nothing wrong with Pizza Hut, they usually have good meal deals and aren't overly expensive like Dominos

Or you can just eat a can of Crisco instead, maybe sprinkle in some parmesan too.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

Get yourself a good pizza, and stick that poo poo in the fridge immediately.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

WARP SPEED


Fan of Britches

Seth Rollins isn't US Champ OP

Roadblock: (Not)End of the Line is gonna be bad.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


bradzilla posted:

Seth Rollins isn't US Champ OP

Roadblock: End of the Line is (Not) gonna be bad.

fixed your post you gloomy gus

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



a RAW quality ppv requires a RAW quality pizza: one heel end of white bread topped with dollar store ketchup and an American cheese single. eat cold or hot, whats the loving difference anyway, its Roadblock VROOM VROOM!

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one


i look forward to president-elect and WWE hall of famer roman reigns winning tonight

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011



bold prediction: Roman will not turn heel tonight

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Reigns winning tonight will the greatest thing Trump ever did for America.
#RAGA Romans A Great Athlete

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump trumtp truim ptru mptr

trumptr
trmturm
rumptru
trumtrmp


A Big Dog needs a BIG Bone - he's going for that WWE Universal tonight! Bow wow! Bow wow wow!

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

I'm going to watch this because I'm not completely sure why but hey it's wrestling in some sense.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.

Rumble is next month. That might be fun.

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



Needs More Ditka posted:

I'm going to watch this because I'm not completely sure why but hey it's wrestling in some sense.

some would say it's SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

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