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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

StarkRavingMad posted:

he didn't want his wife to have sex with other men

:argh:

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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Rusev's entire heel schtick is that he's a happily married man

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

That DICK! posted:

This reeks of Vince

You didn't pick that up when Enzo was stripping naked in the hotel room a few weeks back?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

oatgan posted:

i dont get any of these jokes

I don't think they are jokes

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what the hell was that

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
If Russev wins does that mean he gets to gently caress Enzo?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
enzo man they wanted you to ad lib your promos not loving mad lib them

bartok
May 10, 2006



Anything to keep Big Cass from actually wrestling is good I guess.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I mean I'm POSITIVE I could find at least a dozen Attitude Era angles as offensive/tone deaf as this one but it's still really really bad.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
go right to a commercial. NICE

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
married women/women are relationships are good b/c they dont care how much money you make or have

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So is this a real song 'cause I can't find it no matter how hard I try.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
or that you live w/ your cats

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Go RV! posted:

Rusev's entire heel schtick is that he's a happily married man

Rusev and Lana calling each other cutesy pet names before RUSEV MACHKA would be fun and good.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Network, commercials, etc.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

bartok posted:

Anything to keep Big Cass from actually wrestling is good I guess.

big cass without enzo means his moveset is limited to big boots and... big boots with the opponent on the apron

and an elbow drop!

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

glad to see sage northcutt is doing okay after last night

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I am going to watch this show for some reason. Can't wait to see Sami Zayn win the big one tonight.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

VJeff posted:

So is this a real song 'cause I can't find it no matter how hard I try.

why would you try

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

VJeff posted:

So is this a real song 'cause I can't find it no matter how hard I try.

Much like an NXT Shop song I've wanted to find forever, I'm sure it's a CFO$ joint they just haven't released.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



VJeff posted:

So is this a real song 'cause I can't find it no matter how hard I try.

It is HOW HIGH by BAD RABBITS apparently

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I love big boots

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Weird how they still refer to these as PPVs and not WWE Specials or something.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Panamaniac posted:

Network, commercials, etc.

It's the pre-show dingus.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

That DICK! posted:

I love big boots

and i cannot lie

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

That DICK! posted:

I love big boots

same, but big boobs instead

bartok
May 10, 2006



Usually they go to commercial when the heel is on offense.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

it must be a little scary to get hosed by big boy rusev

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Raskolnikov38 posted:

Enzo you are completely in the wrong here dude

This premise has been every Rusev feud since Dolph Ziggler hosed Lana.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Dias posted:

and i cannot lie

brother jacks cant deny

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Brock Lesnar posted:

same, but big boobs instead

I love both.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
i just wanna see cass give someone a suplex, is that so hard to ask for.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Papa John's status: arrived timely and very hot! As I remembered, comes with weird garlic butter and a pepper on the side. Pizza is...surprisingly okay in a chain store pizza kind of way?

Maybe this PPV will be okay after all :unsmith:

A++++ WOULD ORDER GARBAGE AGAIN

(edit) they had an option to order the pizza "well done" and I like my edges burnt so this is all good

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i just wanna see cass give someone a suplex, is that so hard to ask for.

10-second vertical superplex

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Why doesn't anyone use a gun.....

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That...

Okay.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



well that was poo poo

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I love both.

i always took you for a C cup kinda guy

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

great finish to a great match!

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