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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

StarkRavingMad posted:

Should I bother ordering pizza for this terrible PPV? And if so, should it be good pizza or garbage chain store pizza. DECIDE MY FATE, GAMEDAY THREAD

You should order Papa John's, because the guy who owns it is some sort of libertarian tool bag and I guess that's tonight's theme.

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

StarkRavingMad posted:

Oh, I think we have a winner on the terrible ideas scale. I haven't eaten Papa John's in like 5 years. I remember their pizza being cardboard terrible except for coming with some kind of garlic dipping sauce that made it tolerable.

Yah, pretty much. The amount of that garlic butter crap you need to make a whole Papa John's pizza tolerable will probably end up turning your stomach by the end, not even counting what the pizza itself will do. Should be an apt metaphor for this PPV.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Roman is a big dummy but I kind of want to see a double champion, we haven't had one of those in awhile.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Venomous posted:

'August 2015' is not 'awhile'

I completely forgot about that, but in my defense I actually find Seth terminally boring most of the time.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm ready for for Roadline: End of the Block.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Why is Sam loving Roberts on my screen

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

he's cheaper than lawler apparently

Well I don't loving doubt that but Jesus Christ

Was Dan Ryckert busy or something, did they have to go straight to O&A producers

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Kuroyama posted:

I'm conflicted about the Tag match. On one hand, I like Cesaro. On the other hand, gently caress Sheamus.

On the third hand, I don't want New Day to drop the titles.

Sheamus has been pretty good lately, honestly. This is the most I've ever liked him, which is admittedly a low bar.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

How hard does Bayley wish she was back in NXT right now

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Brock Lesnar posted:

did i miss anything

God, no

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Sam Roberts sounds like one of the many outrageously racist impressions I plan on premiering at family Christmas dinner.

Probably why the O&A guys hired him

Is O&A still a thing even

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Dr. rear end posted:

MRA nonsense aside HOW is TJ Perkins this unlikable

TJP is a fake gamer boy.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Brock Lesnar posted:

cruisergrate

I hope the House GOP are going to launch an inquiry into Cruisergate, this national nightmare must end.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Enzo the Hedgehog.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

.. Did Enzo just call himself a whore?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

That DICK! posted:

This reeks of Vince

You didn't pick that up when Enzo was stripping naked in the hotel room a few weeks back?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Codependent Poster posted:

Who the hell is this dork?

Make a Wish recipient.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Quick Mick, kick him in the dick and he'll win.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

"How do we make Zayn look legit?"

"Get his rear end kicked for ten minutes and then have him win in the least convincing fashion possible."

"Love it."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Food Court Druid posted:

Ireland isn't in the United Kingdom. That's kind of important.

Not really. You can be a Canadian and still win the United States title, for example.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Does this match have any stakes at all

Is there a point to this

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Spiffster posted:

HHH needs to remind people he's here so... :pray:

Can he do that by beating Seth with a sledgehammer for 10 minutes followed by announcing a new tournament to crown a champion of South Africa

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Surely this victory over Chris Jericho means.. something?

Anyone?

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm drinking a Coke Zero. It has more substance than that last match.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Oh my God Austin Aries get off the loving mic

Don't sent Byron back out

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

The dick-slam-ish Rich Swan

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Is all of Swan's offense dick based, and if so, why isn't he fighting Joey Ryan

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Jesus Christ Aries SHUT UP

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I'm glad Charlotte got her last name back. Maybe, God willing, Big E will get his back, and maybe even Cesaro will get his first name.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Had a dream my /
roots need dyeing

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

WHY IS MICK FOLEY HOBBLING TO THE RING WITH A WHITE TOWEL???

His eyes aren't as great as they used to be, and he doesn't want to leave a mess

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

I really wish they'd stop branding the white blonde wrestler 'genetically superior' because holy poo poo it sounds bad

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Some dude is really invested in this.

Good on you, guy.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Had a dream / I
Smashed my face in

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

^^^ Jesus Christ

Delsaber posted:

Boss, that's a legit injury.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Raskolnikov38 posted:

it's gonna go 0-0 and then mick will hobble out to add another half hour

"I'm deeply invested in Sami Zayn's safety, but you broads can keep murdering each other all night."

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Charlotte Fair has gone.. up.. scored a fall!

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Had a dream
I
Bleed for nothing

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

ah yes, the customary burst of boos before the sound guys turn the crowd down

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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Pendulums are well known for ticking, Corey. Great point.

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