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BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NFL cheerleaders are not even nearly hot enough to be worth trying to jackoff standing up.

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars

How many times did you play through Undertale

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NFL cheerleaders are not even nearly hot enough to be worth trying to jackoff standing up.

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars

The two Seagals who used to teach dance to kids at the community center I work at were hot early twenty somethings. They apparently were not very smart but were very sweet to the kids so we tolerated the occasional miscommunication about when class times were

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

NFL cheerleaders can't compare to my hot anime waifu

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Turdsdown Tom posted:

most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars

Oooooo that's just the way I like 'em

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Turdsdown Tom posted:

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars
goonsay

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NFL cheerleaders are not even nearly hot enough to be worth trying to jackoff standing up.

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars

cool post

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
Jacking off standing up isn't hard

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
pudpoundin'

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Good Will Hrunting posted:

Jacking off standing up isn't hard

It's not as easy as doing it in front of a Boston Market

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

Shane Vereen fumbled a lot earlier in the season, tore his tricep, went on IR and got reactivated two weeks ago

He concussed himself on his first touch last week but cleared concussion protocol quickly enough to play against the Lions on Sunday

He fumbled on his biggest play of the game against the Lions, tore his tricep again, and is back on IR for good this time




save us Paul Perkins

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAG9pXG0AiQ

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
I mean look at her! woof!



Not worthy of my objectification

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Dec 20, 2016

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
A former co-worker of mine auditioned to be a cheerleader for Philly's minor league football team. She was very funny and we used to watch Chopped together at lunch. Anyway that's my cheerleader story.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Bad Moon posted:

I mean look at her! woof!



Not worthy of my objectification

i can't walk down the street without my dick falling into a hotter girl than that.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Late 40's, former porn industry workers.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Intruder posted:

The Chiefs didn't even beat Brock

Would you say they're frauds?

Also rip parm if thats true. But :lol: if he actually has a tumblr and stuff, also good luck with pretending the nba is any more "just".

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Dolphins cheerleaders might have competition from LA cheerleaders.

Failed models vs failed actress

either way, Turdowns penis loses

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.
Let's objectify women more, cool.

Voodoo
Jun 3, 2003

m2sbr what
What's the over/under on the number of games Cam Newton will actually remember this season? 6.5?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Good Will Hrunting posted:

Let's objectify women more, cool.

I'm sure the cheerleaders would be very offended.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Good Will Hrunting posted:

Let's objectify women more, cool.

Hahaha shut the gently caress up

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

please respect woman

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NFL cheerleaders are not even nearly hot enough to be worth trying to jackoff standing up.

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars
No.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Guys I don't understand why does my secretary not jump around during big plays and flash me her butt?

Maybe she doesn't know she's pretty. I'll tell her. Brb

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
OH GREAT THANKS TFF

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Hahaha shut the gently caress up


Incredibly problematic.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Late 40's, former porn industry workers.


gross

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Good Will Hrunting posted:

Incredibly problematic.

Just think of all the strippers you could be helping right now yet instead you are sitting here posting away.

Go. Fly you beautiful freedom eagle.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Late 40's, former porn industry workers.



Yeah lemme see dem ribs girl

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

stop calling cheerleaders attractive!!!!

incompetent
Jun 4, 2013

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Late 40's, former porn industry workers.



If I wanted ribs, I would've gone to Tony Roma's.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

Good Will Hrunting
Oct 8, 2012

I changed my mind.
I'm not sorry.

Ehud posted:

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

But only ones with a high Wonderlic score.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Ehud posted:

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOFqANjD4ml/?hl=en

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If you can't see any traces of ribs when you raise your arms you are pretty drat fat.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Ehud posted:

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Amy Pole Her posted:

OH GREAT THANKS TFF

She only rejected you cuz she's into patsfancoworker

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009

Amy Pole Her posted:

OH GREAT THANKS TFF

RIP your job

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me

Turdsdown Tom posted:

NFL cheerleaders are not even nearly hot enough to be worth trying to jackoff standing up.

with a few exceptions most of them look like late-40s, early 50s beat-up pornstars

lmao this is the funniest post of the season

Ehud posted:

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ehud posted:

post a few hot dudes for equality purposes tia

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