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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Mycroft Holmes posted:

United. Paris. Raleigh, NC. sweat

lol i work in raleigh. sup triangle goon

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
is your father a money launderer for the Russkies?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Mycroft Holmes posted:

First time but it's just a transfer so we can get to Cyprus. My dad moved there for work.

You live with your dad?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

FedEx Mercury posted:

You live with your dad?

op does not live with me

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

FedEx Mercury posted:

You live with your dad?

No, it's Christmas so we're visiting

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

WaryWarren posted:

is your father a money launderer for the Russkies?

No, he's on the board of an electronics firm.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
How's the novel coming along?

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Hardawn posted:

How's the novel coming along?

Bad. Writers block sucks

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

protip: the pilot will get you there faster if you offer to suck him off

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

protip: the pilot will get you there faster if you offer to suck him off

accurate but u gotta hammer on the cockpit door and yell about blowing first

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Go and flush a toilet, and be continually surprised at how loud the flush/pump thing is.

Can you turn on all the fans above you and aim them at the indian to prepare him, please

?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!

let it mellow posted:

accurate but u gotta hammer on the cockpit door and yell about blowing first

Just yell "I want to blow you up in the air" while pounding on the door, and they're sure to let you right in.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Whenever I'm on a plane that offers free texts for tmobile customers I send a few messages to my dad that the plane is going down and they're letting us say goodbye to our loved ones for free, and that I forgive him for hitting me as a child

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.
Do you like movies about gladiators?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
delta delta tango foxtrot johnny biscuit kringle copy one two over

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Darth Freddy posted:

Do you like movies about gladiators?

Yes

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Mozi posted:

delta delta tango foxtrot johnny biscuit kringle copy one two over

whiskey sack dimple

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ask the dude next to you if he's fleeing a truck rampage in Berlin.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
We are fools

tell the Indian man you just ate an insane amount of cow from 5 guys and then :grin:

Feel free to punch that up yourself

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
3 hours 45 min to go

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
If you have time to explore Paris, make sure you at least get the pass navigo for the RER instead of buying individual tickets for the day, the RER will be faster when your moving across the city and better for to/from de gaulle

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

let it mellow posted:

If you have time to explore Paris, make sure you at least get the pass navigo for the RER instead of buying individual tickets for the day, the RER will be faster when your moving across the city and better for to/from de gaulle

The layover is an hour. No time to do anything.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Mycroft Holmes posted:

The layover is an hour. No time to do anything.

hope you're getting in early although I've never landed there on Wednesday morning so maybe it's chill

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
any farts yet OP?

get fartin'!!!

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
What does your dad do for work?

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
Do you think Dylan deserved that Nobel prize?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Mycroft Holmes posted:

No, I'm suffering from a psoriasis outbreak

chicks love a little love dust bro. believe in yourself

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

dead gay son posted:

What does your dad do for work?

He's on the board of an electronics firm

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Flambeau posted:

Do you think Dylan deserved that Nobel prize?

No.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Post picture of the stewardess please

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Currently flying over Ireland

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Found you!

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Senor Tron posted:

Found you!



I left from Raleigh airport in North Carolina, genius. It's mentioned up thread.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Mycroft Holmes posted:

I left from Raleigh airport in North Carolina, genius. It's mentioned up thread.

Raleigh airport doesn't list any United flights direct to Paris. :(

edit: There is a Delta flight, you lied to us OP! Pretending you're good enough for United when you are slumming it on Delta (don't actually know anything about either, assume this is the case).

Senor Tron fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Dec 21, 2016

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Senor Tron posted:

Raleigh airport doesn't list any United flights direct to Paris. :(

edit: There is a Delta flight, you lied to us OP! Pretending you're good enough for United when you are slumming it on Delta (don't actually know anything about either, assume this is the case).

I thought it was united. Good thing my sister handles the tickets.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Mycroft Holmes posted:

I thought it was united. Good thing my sister handles the tickets.

If you were going to get flights mixed up you could have at least made a serious mistake and got a buzzfeed article about you.

"This guy thought he was flying to Paris, France - ended up in Paris Northern Asianistan instead!"

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I'm in Charles de gualle airport right now. My next flight isn't until noon local time and it is currently 8am

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I'm in Charles de gualle airport right now. My next flight isn't until noon local time and it is currently 8am

sux 2 b u

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
I'm in a bus on I40 going past RDU airport. Isn't the world grand?

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm currently flying through space at over 600 kilometers per second on this spaceship we call planet earth

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