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Mozi posted:i'm currently flying through space at over 600 kilometers per second on this spaceship we call planet earth Relative to me you aint doing jack poo poo actually.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I'm in Charles de gualle airport right now. My next flight isn't until noon local time and it is currently 8am So you did lie about your layover? Holy poo poo piss, what color is the leash your sister needs to keep you from running off and getting into trouble?
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Mozi posted:i'm currently flying through space at over 600 kilometers per second on this spaceship we call planet earth quit hyping up star citizen
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Ratjaculation posted:quit hyping up star citizen that's a good idea a kickstarter for 'reality'
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who lies about being on an airplane?
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Hardawn posted:So you did lie about your layover? She just tells me what to do and I do it. Also, currently in Athens waiting for the flight to Cyprus
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Update: my sister says the leash is neon green
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Mycroft Holmes posted:She just tells me what to do and I do it. Also, currently in Athens waiting for the flight to Cyprus i've heard that in greece you can get a sandwich called a 'gyro'
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I know its too late now but Indian travelers often use skin flakes as a calming powder that they sprinkle into tea. He would have appreciated you offering him some. Just for next time.
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This happens to OP unintentionally from his scalp and face.
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xjohnson posted:This happens to OP unintentionally from his scalp and face. Its why he didnt need xanax for the flight
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Landed in Cyprus. My journey in complete until I have to go back on the 30th
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I'm in Charles de gualle airport right now. My next flight isn't until noon local time and it is currently 8am Lol, wrong airline and he said he had a one hour layover
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let it mellow posted:Lol, wrong airline and he said he had a one hour layover his sister is just a big fat liar, obv
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i knew this thread was bullshit from the first page when you said skymall on a united flight. its hemispheres now lying rear end cypriot op
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Why the gently caress would you lie on the internet
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lol op lied about being in a middle seat too who the gently caress ever had the middle seat
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bermuda triangle, fact or fiction
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When your neighbor falls asleep, scrape the duckbutter off your taint and wipe it on their face. lol
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let it mellow posted:curious for ops take on CDG now CDG sucks. It's a huge maze with poor signage.
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The bakery my mom opened
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Plz slow down Kerouac, the road is a fast place.
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i've heard that the secret to baking is to not sweat the proportions of the ingredients too much. can she confirm or deny?
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Mozi posted:i've heard that the secret to baking is to not sweat the proportions of the ingredients too much. can she confirm or deny? Deny. Proper measure of ingredients is key to baking.
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I've had your mom's homemade tastes, op
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She makes a great flaouna
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BeefThief posted:She makes a great flaouna Cheesecake is the big seller at the bakery, actually.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Cheesecake is the big seller at the bakery, actually. fascinating
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BeefThief posted:fascinating Yeah, American style cheesecake is unknown in Cyprus.
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other people posted:they have a network of buoys all across the ocean that provide free wifi hotspots you just have to be quick to post before the signal is lost and you're over the next buoy We tried this on the ship once as a replacement for the old mail buoy gag, but no one bought it because we have a 2MB U/D satellite connection.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Yeah, American style cheesecake is unknown in Cyprus. Tell me more!
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What are you doing right now OP? Don't lie because I can see you.
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King of Bees posted:What are you doing right now OP? Don't lie because I can see you. Please stop watching me shower.
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What's in your luggage.
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