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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

I'm Jewish too but my parents told me and my brother the Santa myth anyway when we were very little so we wouldn't feel left out.

at that time there was some dude who would drive around the town in a Santa suit and you could pay this guy to come over and do a "Santa visit" and give your kids a pre-arranged present. So my parents arranged for the guy to come over and be Santa, and they told me and my brother he was "really Santa". I had already heard rumors at school that Santa wasn't real so when this guy came over I grabbed his beard and it was a fake beard that just pulled right off his face. that was pretty much it.

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