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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Your moment of Santa Gnosis
 
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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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 as a Jew, I've never actually gone through the whole "Santa Claus" thing. I have no idea what it would have been like to believe in the Red-Suited Home-Invader and his Global Potlatch -- confusing, I assume. But what I'm interested in is how you came to the realization that your parents were lying to you. What's your story? How old were you? Did you figure it out yourself? Did someone tell you?

If you write, I will make it better.

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Parahexavoctal
Oct 10, 2004

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My Imaginary GF posted:

If you're going around a kindergarten saying Santa ain't real, you're engaging in some attention-seeking behavior indicative of potential developmental delay. Holding you back would be a good call.

Sometime between 3rd and 4th grade when my sister and I stumbled upon our presents in the dryer.

Let me ask you this, op: when did you realize channuka harry wasn't real?

we never did any of those gift-giving personifications. Gifts are from your parents.

A friend is having trouble convincing her kid that Santa's not real, because the kid is terrified of Santa.

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