Your moment of Santa Gnosis

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Your moment of Santa Gnosis

My Imaginary GF: Jul 17, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Shbobdb posted:

Gifts are real. Trees are real. Rivers are real. The metaphorical representation of each through Santa, Dyads and Naiads, are just metaphors. Both Saturn and Jupiter are still in the sky, so Saturn isn't able to eat Jupiter.

You realize the metaphor and that's cool.

In junior Kindergarten, I got held back a year for making basically that argument (it ended up in me getting punched in the face so I was labeled antisocial).

Mythology is a tricky thing.

If you're going around a kindergarten saying Santa ain't real, you're engaging in some attention-seeking behavior indicative of potential developmental delay. Holding you back would be a good call.

Sometime between 3rd and 4th grade when my sister and I stumbled upon our presents in the dryer.

Let me ask you this, op: when did you realize channuka harry wasn't real?

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