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Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

That Harrison "My Plane Crashes and Liver" Ford is outliving anyone in the main cast is weird.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:37

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 19:47

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

935 posted:

The post credits stinger for Episode IIX is a CGI Leia - "I have to go now, my planet needs me"

The opening scroll for Episode IX notes that Princess Leia died on her way back to her home planet

You mean her home planet that got blown up in Episode IV?

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:38

Mnoba: Jun 24, 2010

cocaine is a hell of a drug

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:39

Seizure Meat: Jul 23, 2008; by Smythe

I have a bad feeling about this

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:40

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ97s396kb0

Best part is the couple shots of George's neck near the end.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:42

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Did anyone check the flight manifest for D. Vader?

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:42

Keg: Sep 22, 2014

Mega64 posted:

We should watch the Star Wars Holiday Special in her honor.

Especially the part where she sings the Star Wars theme completely drugged out of her mind.

But seriously that sucks to hear. gently caress 2016.

I'm going to watch Empire

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:42

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

So I assume Rogue One was the in flight movie

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:44

Flubby: Feb 28, 2006; Fun Shoe

Never cared about Star Wars, but I've seen The Burbs about a hundred times. Like her in that.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:47

Spandex Bonerlord: Sep 30, 2014

Dely Apple posted:

That Harrison "My Plane Crashes and Liver" Ford is outliving anyone in the main cast is weird.

Hopefully Mark Hamill will out live all of them. Then he could say "looks like I had the last laugh after all" in the jokers voice on his deathbed.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:48

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

DaveSplitter posted:

Hopefully Mark Hamill will out live all of them. Then he could say "looks like I had the last laugh after all" in the jokers voice on his deathbed.

Between Harrison Ford's flying and Carrie's drug use, it's a sure thing.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:51

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

never really cared about wars involving stars, but her voice reminded me of my grandma and for that I thank her.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:51

Shneak: Mar 6, 2015; A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Her CGI face in Rogue One gave me a heart attack am I right?

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:52

Dmitri-9: Nov 30, 2004; There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Dely Apple posted:

That Harrison "My Plane Crashes and Liver" Ford is outliving anyone in the main cast is weird.

I guess flying a plane stoned out of your mind is still safer than mixing alcohol and cocaine.

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:54

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

She got laid out by Donald Trump's coke

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:54

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

Fisher's heart attack isn't trending on Facebook but Chewbacca singing Silent Night is - the galaxy is trying to tell us something.

Axel Serenity posted:

Apparently there was an EMT on the flight so they gave her CPR, but they couldn't actually evac her off the plane for about 10-15.

CPR is a bit of a hail Mary unless you have critical care drugs and a defibrillator available (and a defibrillator is useless unless you've got a shockable rhythm).

Lolie fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Dec 24, 2016

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:54

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

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Who's going to take over the world when I die?

# ? Dec 23, 2016 23:55

butterbar: Dec 14, 2016; If I'm posting while Quick Draw McGraw is on probation report me for my permaban!

Bip Roberts posted:

I think she's probably done filming the new Star Wars.

Lol

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:00

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

8 days to go, I wonder who else will check out before 2016 is out. :shrug:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:04

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

they didn't know there'd be two posthumous CGI cameos in Rogue One

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:05

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:07

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

carrie fisher

scarif, rehire

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:09

The Archaic: Jul 6, 2003; Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

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Kilmers Elbow posted:

Jeremy's....Iron

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:12

autoaim.cfg: Aug 6, 2005; WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*

quote:

2:46 PM PT -- We're told when the plane landed paramedics worked on Carrie for 15 minutes with CPR before they were able to get a pulse. She's currently at UCLA Medical Center on a ventilator.

Ummm... yeah.... she might live... as a rutabaga, though.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:35

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

2016 owned.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:35

SEGA Ass Fisting: Feb 15, 2012; KEEP IT TIGHT!

After the success of Rogue One, Star Wars continues to kill off main characters

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:35

Time_pants: Jun 25, 2012; Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Lolie posted:

Fisher's heart attack isn't trending on Facebook but Chewbacca singing Silent Night is - the galaxy is trying to tell us something.

CPR is a bit of a hail Mary unless you have critical care drugs and a defibrillator available (and a defibrillator is useless unless you've got a shockable rhythm).

Shockable Rhythm would be a good name for a reggae-inspired tecnho album.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:48

AKA Pseudonym: May 16, 2004; A dashing and sophisticated young man; Doctor Rope

https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811659459307061249

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:48

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

AKA Pseudonym posted:

https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811659459307061249

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:58

Dubplate Fire: Aug 1, 2010; bruvs be4 luvs

Time_pants posted:

Shockable Riddim would be a good name for a reggae-inspired tecnho album.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 00:59

Atoramos: Aug 31, 2003; Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!

AKA Pseudonym posted:

https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811659459307061249

Looks like the post before that was a heart attack joke?

https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811620111752663040

"Cardiacbeach"?

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:13

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

biznatchio posted:

2016, any chance we could trade Nicholas Cage for Carrie Fisher?

shut your whore mouth

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:14

kindermord: Jun 5, 2003; ducks is chickens with swimmy toes

https://twitter.com/carrieffisher/status/811620111752663040

I cant tell if this pictogram post saying "they should be sent to a cardiac beach" is something she is telling her critics, or a nasty thing someone has said about her.

either way, great timing.

e: beaten :negative:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:15

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

Kuato posted:

8 days to go, I wonder who else will check out before 2016 is out.

i hope its me :dance:

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:16

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

I'm sick of these motherfucking heart attacks on this motherfucking plane!

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:22

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

This viral marketing has gone too far.

# ? Dec 24, 2016 01:27

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