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Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

do you figure they make, like, bunk beds, but for caskets?

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Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Excelzior posted:

Billie Lourd gets to bury both her mom and her grandma in the same week

think of the savings!

Die one get one free.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Postcards from the Edge irl with mom upstaging, sad as heck.


Do goons read books that aren't about Warhammer though, is this reference gonna work

A Deacon
Nov 17, 2016

by exmarx

Ratjaculation posted:

Padme dead too?????

lmao Thread over

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Dely Apple posted:

Postcards from the Edge irl with mom upstaging, sad as heck.


Do goons read books that aren't about Warhammer though, is this reference gonna work

Does it have a walking cathedral in it

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Dely Apple posted:

Postcards from the Edge irl with mom upstaging, sad as heck.


Do goons read books that aren't about Warhammer though, is this reference gonna work

They make comic books that are not about Warhammer, so yes.

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Ratjaculation posted:

Padme dead too?????

She lost the will to live

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
where is padme

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
You're next, Granny

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
8 Out Of 10 Cats killed her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ioTCY4YFD0

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007


u killed her in ur anger

Kraps
Sep 9, 2011

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
https://twitter.com/RealDLHughley/status/814343176215523328
Idgi

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006


Black women are stronger than white women. Debbie Reynolds died because her grief was too strong, while black women accept the death of their children and soldier on, knowing that it's all part of God's plan.

That's how I parsed it.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
So god is evil? This changes everything

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
God always gets his blood.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I guess I had Carrie Fisher confused with Jamie Lee Curtis. I've been making Psycho jokes for a day and no one corrected me.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Boinks posted:

I guess I had Carrie Fisher confused with Jamie Lee Curtis. I've been making Psycho jokes for a day and no one corrected me.

her daughter is on a show with jamie lee curtis

must really suck to be her right now

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Vertical Lime posted:

her daughter is on a show with jamie lee curtis

must really suck to be her right now

Imagine being the dog.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Count Freebasie posted:

Black women are stronger than white women. Debbie Reynolds died because her grief was too strong, while black women accept the death of their children and soldier on, knowing that it's all part of God's plan.

That's how I parsed it.

Maybe he should kill himself so we can ask his mom how she feels

His son's a goon:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._L._Hughley

quote:

Hughley has discussed his son Kyle's Asperger syndrome on several occasions.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
My dad just now: "Debbie Reynolds and her daughter? That's a Reynolds Wrap."

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Boinks posted:

I guess I had Carrie Fisher confused with Jamie Lee Curtis. I've been making Psycho jokes for a day and no one corrected me.

lol this is awesome.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Why is R2-D2 in this picture? That nigga is dead too.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.
Yeah, black mommas die when they kids pay for they elective surgeries

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I hope ALF makes a cameo in episode 9 as a force ghost along with Leia.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

In Star Peace daughters bury their mothers, in Star Wars mothers bury their daughters.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

ruddiger posted:

I hope ALF makes a cameo in episode 9 as a force ghost along with Leia.

gently caress yeah and then there's a cantina scene but instead of jizz-wailers (canonically that's what the band in the Mos Eisley cantina was playing, a kind of music called "jizz" lol) it's the Force ghosts of Bowie and Prince. And there's a blink-and-you-miss-it scene of Stan Lee's ghost where he's a bureaucrat or a repulsor board salesman or something.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Ork of Fiction posted:

I also had a stroke over Carrie Fisher, iykwim!!!

In one of her books, may have been Postcards, Fisher introduced me to one of my favorite euphemisms for male masturbation, "painting the ceiling".

biznatchio
Mar 31, 2001


Buglord
The obituary reel at the Oscars is gonna be like four hours long.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I aint never hit the ceilin with my cum...

New lifegoal

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Young Freud posted:

In one of her books, may have been Postcards, Fisher introduced me to one of my favorite euphemisms for male masturbation, "painting the ceiling".

All the guys Carrie Fisher ever went with musta been a lot more man than me, I can barely ever even get to the top of the door frame.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

scuba school sucks posted:

All the guys Carrie Fisher ever went with musta been a lot more man than me, I can barely ever even get to the top of the door frame.

She banged Harrison Ford and even he couldn't do it.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Young Freud posted:

She banged Harrison Ford and even he couldn't do it.

He just whipped it out and had to roll

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Ratjaculation posted:

He just whipped it out and had to roll

He was all clear, blew that thing, and went home.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

scuba school sucks posted:

All the guys Carrie Fisher ever went with musta been a lot more man than me, I can barely ever even get to the top of the door frame.

Do a few grams of coke and try to have sex with coke dick for 10 hours. Then have come down sex when its wore off. There you go, you painted the ceiling.

Mukulu
Jul 14, 2006

Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Yeah, black mommas die when they kids pay for they elective surgeries

yowza!

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Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Imaging being a movie star in your 30s who everyone wants a piece of and the coked-up 19 year old you're banging is unimpressed. I'm sure he didn't let it get to him, though.

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