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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!




It was the eve before Christmas and all through the forum
Not a townie was stirring, not even a scum...

(I honestly tried to finish the poem but lack the creativity to do it in a timely manner )

It's Christmas Eve and the nice children of SA Mafia are excitedly, and restlessly awaiting Christmas morning to see what gifts jolly Old Saint Nick will bring. Among them, however, are some very naughty kids who are planning on stealing the nice children's gifts before dawn and are bent on ruining the spirit of cheer and goodwill (those dirty rascals!) Will the children awake to a bounty of toys? Or the will the little grinches succeed in ruining Christmas this year?

This is a Mafia game of 9 players.

Standard Mafia Rules apply, days will be 24-36 hours (will consider extensions on a day-to-day basis, I understand it's the holidays an all), nights will be 24 hours. Nights are closed. This is a closed set-up, but I will say there are no experimental roles or anything that hasn't been seen here before. It's actually quite basic. I will try to spice it up a bit with some Holiday themed flavor, however make flavor-based cases at your own risk.

A typical town role PM (with Flavor redacted) will look like this:

quote:

You are a Nice Kid! You are Nice Kid-Aligned and win when all threats to the Nice Kids are eliminated.

If you sign-up, please put some effort into participating. I will mod-prod lurkers (defined as having 5 or less posts in a game-day). Please PM me if you know you won't be able to participate and I'll try to replace, otherwise you will be mod-killed if lurking continues after prodding.

MERRY CHRISTMAS LONELYMANS!

  1. CCKeane
  2. chaoslord
  3. i am the bird
  4. imgay
  5. Kashuno
  6. Murmur Twin
  7. this is a stickup
  8. Tired Moritz
  9. Tobbs Gnawed

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Dec 26, 2016

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

i will play your dick game

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


i dont celebrate christmas and my parents literally just left me to housesit their house and their army of cats and dogs


I will play!!!

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


I found it.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


I want to avoid having to talk to my family, sign me up~

Duece Ex Machina
Aug 6, 2008


I'm in

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS


in

I hope I'm Krampus.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


merry christmas

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum




Ok

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



FARTS.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Role PMs are going out, will re-open thread to start D1 momentarily

E: Duece Ex Machina, I'm sorry this wasn't stated explicitly in the OP but I'll need a way to contact you (like an e-mail) for you to be able to receive your role. If you cannot provide this information by @ 9:00 pm EST today, I'll have to replace you.

E2: Duece has been replaced by this is a stickup.

Dick Bastardly fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Dec 26, 2016

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


Just post it in thred

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'm a NICE kid so I guess NICE Kid is town.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


Let it be noted that I left the thread open to give Duece Ex Machina an opportunity to respond in thread, but the day has not yet officially started

I don't care if you guys chat, but voting will be null until I announce the start of the day.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


CCKeane posted:

I'm a NICE kid so I guess NICE Kid is town.

What did you ask for from Santa this year?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Murmur Twin posted:

What did you ask for from Santa this year?

I asked Santa not to grant my Christmas Wish.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Dick Bastardly posted:

Let it be noted that I left the thread open to give Duece Ex Machina an opportunity to respond in thread, but the day has not yet officially started

I don't care if you guys chat, but voting will be null until I announce the start of the day.

##vote Dick Bastardly

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


[quote="CCKeane" post="467718559"]
##vote Dick Bastardly
[/quote

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


CCKeane posted:

##vote Dick Bastardly

That's not in the spirit of good cheer

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!


OK, the replacement is in, roles are out. Day 1 officially starts now. Good luck and have fun!

HAPPY WINTERTIME TO YOU ALL MAFGOON FAM!

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum




Dick Bastardly posted:

Good luck and have fun!

No

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!



Scrooge.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum




Hello everyone

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


all the presents are mine

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I say we should HAVE NO FUN.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



You know who has fun? Naughty kids.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


seems reasonable to me. who should we turbo to prevent funhaving?

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


I'm nice are you guys nice.

Stickup rolled scum too bad GG.

##vote this is a stickup

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


the only way you would know what I rolled is if you are ... scum!

##vote tobbs gnawed

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



STICK UP AND TOBBS THUNDERDOME.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


CCKeane posted:

STICK UP AND TOBBS THUNDERDOME.

Ok! ##vote Kashuno

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Murmur Twin posted:

Ok! ##vote Kashuno

MMT you're thunderdoming wrong!!!!

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


seems like mmt is funhaving right now

makes you think

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


Sup people!!!!!

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


this is a stickup posted:

seems like mmt is funhaving right now

makes you think

##vote Keane

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I wouldn't kill me, I'm Santa.

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


CCKeane posted:

I asked Santa not to grant my Christmas Wish.

CCKeane posted:

I wouldn't kill me, I'm Santa.

Scum spotted.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?


solid case ##vote cckeane

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


i hate this meme that santa isn't considered a dilf

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Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)


nice beard, rich, hot wife, like animals and has a cute laugh? I would gladly have Santa's baby.

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