Hey, kid... Wanna see a Dokapon Kingdom LP?

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Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

cant cook creole bream posted:

The way this is going I actually expected Estele to somehow breeze trough the whole game in 5 videos.

Here's what I think happened. The AI difficulty is stored as an integer. Something like 5 is easy 50 is medium and 100 is hard. But the game adds or subtracts up to 6 points. By an underflow error her difficulty is now 255. Or it's a long int and her difficulty is around 4 Billion.
Or it's stupid random chance combined with a cursed game.

Her words are backed with NUKE.

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Dec 26, 2016

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 03:04

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:20

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I can wait to see you LP the franchise.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 13:26

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I am rooting for Dr. Moron. He can't be terrible the entire game.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 15:45

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

We do not recognize the name of Steve.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2016 02:57

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

cant cook creole bream posted:

I like how at the beginning of the video, you were talking about how everything is going to be fine, because you saved plenty of times

Ostriches aren't endangered. In fact they are raised as livestock and their meat is lean and delicious.

My work place sells their eggs for about $40 the last I looked.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 15:16

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I hope there will be more hate mail to pass on to other people.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 14:42

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

year199X posted:

gently caress this game. I never managed to play more than an hour past the first chapter with my friends.

The Roshambo bullshit is hilariously rigged. One game we all decided to only ever pick one of the choices for the entire game, so one of us would only pick scissors, etc. After, no joke, losing every single time in the first round after about 5 hours of this garbage game, on a whim we decided to pick a different thing, and naturally the computer picked the proper opposite.

Anyway, good luck with this LP, you mad man.

Except for Princess Tomato and Xenogears, I am convinced every game you play Janken is rigged.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 02:24

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Hail Satan. :worship:

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 17:31

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Ever since Satan lost her weapon and been relegated to last place, she apparently discovered how to see the future, and waited until it was possible for the rolls to allow her to make a pact with Weber. She might be the Contact and scummed enough future possibilities just to land her at the perfect place to let her Id take over.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 21:26

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Pyroi posted:

I can't wait until Grace or Dan becomes the Darkling.

Grace is going to become a deadite at this rate.

Obligatum VII posted:

Dr. Moron knew. That's why he was buying those vanishes. Those prevent players from being able to attack you, right?

First selling his vanish just to mock you and then doing a 180 shortly after, like the game was dead set on making it happen. I think it also prevents encounters in empty spaces.

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 01:08

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Perfect timing for the wabbits to show up after meeting the other doctor.

# ¿ Jan 10, 2017 20:31

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

cant cook creole bream posted:

Remember that he was in the USA when he said that. That place brings out the absolute worst in people.

It was built over thousands of American Indian burial grounds.

Scalding Coffee fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jan 15, 2017

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 03:46

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I did enjoy how the AI also made a silent peace pact until they both got so far ahead of you two, that they are fighting each other now.

# ¿ Jan 17, 2017 15:48

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I like how instead of a haircut, Dr. Moron got a rabbit hood.

# ¿ Jan 18, 2017 18:34

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

When this Satan returns to normal, Dan looks to be far behind without more levels.
The spells in the game are stated to cause 1 damage if they can hit the AI. Is that accurate?

# ¿ Jan 23, 2017 02:29

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Two weeks and Dr. Moron already recouped most of his losses from his fight with Satan, who summoned a monster invasion that took about 8 towns in one day.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 21:14

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I wonder if the Wii version made any changes to the balance? All these episodes and there are probably a dozen things we have yet to see outside of gopher quests.

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 04:54

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I like how Dr. Moron has evolved to brag about himself, while staring in Danaru's direction.

# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 13:40

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

That quest slowed Dr. Moron down significantly. Maybe enough for Estelle to catch up.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 02:30

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Dr. Moron now has five stealing items and someone just spent an assload of cash on items.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 01:53

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

The game could really use a constant influx of quests instead of this poking around clearing towns until the king has something to say.

# ¿ Feb 8, 2017 18:01

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

It is more like it reads the turn order in Final Fantasy Tactics and automatically picks the most effective/fast move, while beating their nemesis' next turn.

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 13:22

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Forgall posted:

You have to take those shields away from them. Somehow...

Get good at the game?

# ¿ Feb 9, 2017 15:56

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

You should have stockpiled those keys.
Another chance for the robot and no go.
Now he has free reign over a bunch of towns and a crippled prized monster to boot.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 20:00

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

A hard AI player would only go after the player. Not like the AI has anything to lose if another AI player wins.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2017 23:49

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I like how that sword was about two tiers stronger and fixed the penalties of his previous weapon. A perfect upgrade for the Doctor of War.
Are we a quarter of the way done with the game?

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 01:29

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

At least you will be able to survive Wabbit season long enough to get the shields the next time it happens.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2017 13:31

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Someday, he will beat that ninja.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 03:55

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I expected it to be against death spells, since that is usually how it works.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 17:48

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Danaru posted:

A guy in a bunny hood posing for a win? Just do it.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 21:52

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I want to see a real fight between Wabbit shield and old school high single stat weapon/shield combo. How much of a damage reduction would 40 extra defense add?

# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 04:21

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I think the shield change was because Estelle finally caught up to first and Dr.M had to pass the torch by making himself weaker. He also might have done it so neither of you can steal his shield if you somehow got the upper hand.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2017 02:34

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Danaru posted:

Holy poo poo I missed that, I didn't know that could happen

Hehe. That happened a few times in the game, though it was also by saving a town by killing a weaker monster.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 04:12

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I bet hard mode would have let the AI keep their OP shields. Doesn't look like many towns are still occupied.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 02:56

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I find it funny the AI is programmed to toss Wabbit Shields in place of other shields because that would make them too OP.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 17:52

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

The second half of the video is giving Dr.M money. Over half a million from some rich donors. I was surprised nobody got into debt this video and it looks like money is finally a small issue to repay. Estelle's outfit would be better without that dumb hat, but it does look like trolling when you lose to a giant two-faced wabbit.

# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 20:09

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

The AI doesn't seem to be so good at the end game if you can catch up with Wabbit Shields. It is making errors like an idiot.

# ¿ Apr 2, 2017 05:12

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

Dr.M has a great hairstyle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCKDvjVzpNQ
A great theme song.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2017 03:12

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

I hope that is not news to them. That happened multiple times already.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2017 22:38

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 03:20

Scalding Coffee: Jun 26, 2006; You're already dead

That badly timed Vanish was probably done for a different reason than waiting out the Devil Time. Would that have prevented the GDR from assassinating DR.M if he was visible?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2017 22:22

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