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MrWillsauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ6KdF4tpa4

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Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Praise hoopwise

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
Pass the ball please

Fredflonston


*Makes a motion with the ball above your head like I am passing it behind you but in reality I spun it directly in the air and when you turn to see who I've passed it to (heh) I go the other way and nail a slick finger roll.

Macnult

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Pass the ball please

FutonForensic

this is the sound of a grown man trying to one-up 12-year-olds at the YMCA


social vegan



may i kick it

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
*backs into you forcefully, flails elbows wildly narrowly missing your face, ref stares slack jawed and refuses to start the game yet*

Mariana Horchata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oAIVuFPUdQ

social vegan



I don't go hard in the mothereffin paint, I go all day in the mothereffin paint. I live in the paint. There is my bed, able to pull an offensive foul from every layup, there is my posting laptop, bad at passing. There I am, sitting on the floor trying to finish monday's new york times crossword, getting dunked on. I did not choose the hoop life. It is increasingly evident I did not choose the hoop life.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
i fake the pass, fake the shot, swing my elbows wildly around me, fake the pass again, hold the ball high above my head, back into a crouch, fake the pass, fake the shot, ignore the refs whistle

social vegan



a tisket

a tasket

i rip down

the basket

i'm sorry mom

peaches everywhere

Fredflonston


do you really wanna be criss cross applesauce?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


north dakota
an' oklahoma
before the tip off
i was gettin my diploma

i get good grades an i play a lotta hoop
i get a bad grade
told my teacher gently caress u

this is gold


alnilam

Luvcow posted:

i fake the pass, fake the shot, swing my elbows wildly around me, fake the pass again, hold the ball high above my head, back into a crouch, fake the pass, fake the shot, ignore the refs whistle

wow looks like u gonna fake the win too :swish:

bean mom

dont fake the funk on a nasty dunk, byob

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MrWillsauce

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


lyrics are deep, really makes u think.


MrWillsauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zRHnNyQjgc



Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


My favorite part of Basketball is throwing the Rock into the Bucket

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

TOOT BOOT

when i was in junior high i was friends with this kid in gym class that could pace out a number of steps from the backboard and then sink a perfect basket by throwing the ball backwards over his head, he was like savant at this one useless talent

Mariana Horchata

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6jq8F5ZTOk


anybody ever used to have their hoop lowered when they were young so they could do some awesome NBA jam moves?? i kno i did and it was so much fun!

Ultra Spoot

Admiral_eX_laX posted:

Pass the ball please

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