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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Asiina posted:

Let's be real here, I'm here for the challenges.

I don't even acknowledge the rest of you.
Witness me!

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SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

How DID YOU FIBD MY PORTRAIT

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
i didnt know brian posehn was a goon

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Team Neckbeard, more like.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Team cuck

It is like we are cucking all the time

At the gym at home in line at the grocery store

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
taking bets on the exact position of curiousCat and MurmurTwin on my in-game avatarstick thing

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Preparations.

Okay, let's get to work.



Hi, Rosie.

So, let's get some tunes up while I work on this. What's seventies-ish (like this game) and features a ton of stories about people on the wrong side of morals and luck in life (like this game)? Keeping it to a theme, you see.



Perfect.



So, let me just make it clear, trying to clip the sharp ends of bamboo skewers generally results in flying shards of bamboo. Unfun.



Then we glue the sticks to blank paper to give a sturdy foundation for the avatars to hang from.

Takes loving forever, though. First record's done, what's seventies-ish and features people relentlessly loving each other over and then succeeding based on bragging about it?



Yes.



Alright, glue's done. Now to wait for that to dry, and I can start on the bases.

hexwren fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Dec 31, 2016

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
arts and crafts

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
plan post picture of your stereo
setup

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
I am excited for this game to begin, friends! :)

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

Further Preparations:

Okay, something seventies where your vices have taken over and you've collapsed inward into a paranoid ball of hate?



Nice.

So, further assembly.



bowmore posted:

plan post picture of your stereo
setup
It's exceedingly un-fancy.



A basic Stanton direct-drive platter (it was the least expensive direct drive I could get at the time because gently caress belt drive forever) into a mid-90s Marantz receiver, which is sitting on top of the mid-80s Realistic receiver that looks cooler and has analog controls but stopped putting out sound on the right channel recently into a pair of



Cerwin-Vegas that actually are fancy.

And because Station to Station is exceedingly short...eh, gently caress it.




And now these are in the oven. And when they're done, Turn One commences.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
the only thing missing from you collection Wren is an album which inspires good posts

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
My favorite album is the Sesame Street Sing-Along.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

the only thing missing from you collection Wren is an album which inspires good posts

I mean, not all posts can be winners. You should know.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Meinberg posted:

I mean, not all posts can be winners. You should know.

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

the only thing missing from you collection Wren is an album which inspires good posts

Imagine I posted a picture of "Album" by Public Image Ltd. while I had it on earlier because here comes

Turn One

Ready?



Let's begin.



Team Humility rolls 3, 7 and 11.



Team Temperance rolls 3, 10 and 11.



Team Diligence rolls 3, 7 and 11.



Team Charity rolls 1, 3 and 7.



and Team Patience rolls 1, 10 and 10.



Which means...



poo poo's loving crowded on a few really popular squares.

Let's see what Team Chastity brings us:



6, 8 and 12, okay, I can live with that, how about



6-8-8. God drat it.

Meanwhile, on square one:





Trip and Asiina take the lead.



And here's how things look come the end of the first turn of the game...





...in a manner that says to me I need to figure out what the gently caress is up with this camera and it suddenly deciding to not focus on things or use the flash when I say to.

MEANWHILE, now that the game has started, you may now play and earn Jokers. Playing a Joker and its effects are in the rules in the OP. To earn more Jokers for your team, you may complete any or all of the following challenges:



And, as indicated, here is an image of the game board, so that you may prepare for Challenge #3.



You may now return to shitposting.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Oh man I forgot you guys don't use snakes on your board

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

ill show ye a snake

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
Goddamn it I made stew yesterday

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

Oh man I forgot you guys don't use snakes on your board

All the snakes joined Team Charity

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008


UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!

College Slice

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
It may be difficult to believe, but my cat is the deepest, most platonic embodiment of Patience that has even been born. Of all of God's creatures, there is none greater. No tortoise, shelled and protected. No sloth, mossy and nearly dying every time it poops. It is simply a cat, my cat. And I'm sure this must be excruciating, to wonder why I can speak with such conviction about an animal I have yet to even start describing.

The reason is simple: I do not have a cat.

Yet.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Had a good slag at BS just then in the auspol mafs thread I have to crosspost it

Whenever Slasher Hawke says anything just say

Fuckup shitknob

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Which one of you bottomfeeders wants an insult?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



To show just how loving terrible this entry is, I already drew my entry BEFORE the contest was even announced

Like I don't mean to brag, but that's just how loving amazing I am.

Behold my awesome snake shirt, from last night's Tee KO contest, asking "Where's the beef?"


You can literally print this poo poo off and wear it.

Who the gently caress wants to wear a MS Paint shitshow?
Noone.

Rack off you numpty

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


"Where's the beef?"

More like "Where's your shirt PMush you fuckin hack?"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Is yours animated?



No

gently caress outta herrreeeeeeee

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

Actually my snake is animated

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I humbly submit the most chaste of snakes, an artist's rendering of a thing I saw a real fake snake do in a roleplaying game just recently, in honor of Asiina's early lead. luv u gurl u truly deserve it



bless the dice

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
also of note: if your money was on "rear end to rear end," congratulations, you've won

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Not my fault none of you could be cool if you were locked in a freezer.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

PMush Perfect posted:

Not my fault none of you could be cool if you were locked in a freezer.

hot

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

inspired by but legally distinct from CATS (2019)
So, let's talk about my recent pet. He's a gorgeous kitty that I've decided to name Blaze It, because he can shoot mad fire. But if you think about that, isn't that the great gift of all? He gives that gift of fire to all I meet, and some of the critters we come across that they decide to join my merry band for an adventure all over the islands! The gifts that he gives are so special and thoughtful, tailor made for each person we come across, be they preschoolers or grown adults trying to beat up school kids for their money in a blood-rage fueled frenzy. And through it all, Blaze It just gives fire after fire.

And isn't that the truest meaning of charity?

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
My dog truly embodies the meaning of diligence. She is an extremely hard working dog because she is always on and ready to bark at whomever comes to the door. Mailman? She's on it. UPS guy? She's diligently waiting to bark as loud and shrill as she can until the offender goes away. I know she must have saved us from countless murderers and rapists by now with her persistent effort. Miffy is the true embodiment of diligence for these reasons. Thank you.


Here she is diligently attacking Hillary Clinton and protecting us all from neoliberalism.

Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

I think we can all agree that the best part about 2016 was when neoliberalism was defeated.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Not to get all political but it should have been defeated by Democratic socialism instead of fascism. But, shrug.

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Jump King
Aug 10, 2011

getting a bit divisive with that anti fascist rhetoric

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