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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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##pretentious sign-up declaration

Put me on the team with Asiina, I can't stand the rest of you.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Asiina posted:

Let's be real here, I'm here for the challenges.

I don't even acknowledge the rest of you.
Witness me!

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Sep 30, 2009

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Team Neckbeard, more like.

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Sep 30, 2009

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My favorite album is the Sesame Street Sing-Along.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sep 30, 2009

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It may be difficult to believe, but my cat is the deepest, most platonic embodiment of Patience that has even been born. Of all of God's creatures, there is none greater. No tortoise, shelled and protected. No sloth, mossy and nearly dying every time it poops. It is simply a cat, my cat. And I'm sure this must be excruciating, to wonder why I can speak with such conviction about an animal I have yet to even start describing.

The reason is simple: I do not have a cat.

Yet.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Not my fault none of you could be cool if you were locked in a freezer.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Cyclone...

##JOKER

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Sep 30, 2009

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Allen, you're the one who recognized the reference. :colbert:

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Sep 30, 2009

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Infinitum posted:

Alright cutie pies, on the next turn the real fun begins :getin:
Krunge rolls a Joker-ed 12, does a victory lap.

Good game

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Sep 30, 2009

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Allen Wren posted:

No. We do not.
:vince:

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Sep 30, 2009

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AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Okay I did a real one. Squares 21 & 42



That dog seems very uncertain about what is happening.

The rest of you need to get on Asiina's level, holy poo poo.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sep 30, 2009

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Can I roll to see how many people I give middle fingers on my way down?

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Sep 30, 2009

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.|.. ..|.

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Sep 30, 2009

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It's too cold to shitpost

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Sep 30, 2009

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Ban the board for sassing me. :colbert:

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Sep 30, 2009

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GulagDolls posted:

can we get some non-lame challenges 2 do. im not lowering myself here, like some people

also in case nobody on my team did this ##joker
New challenge: Stop posting

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sep 30, 2009

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CCKeane posted:

A few years ago I used the word "goddamn" as an intensifier in an argument with a stranger, (aquintance of a friend) and this stranger decided that I was obviously very religious for invoking God and decided the best way to offend me would be to mock God's existence.

It was the weirdest goddamn thing I've ever seen.
how many fedoras was he wearing

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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If we haven't yet:

##joker

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Sep 30, 2009

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bitcoins

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Sep 30, 2009

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Where am I? Did I fall off the board to escape?

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Sep 30, 2009

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:toot:

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Sep 30, 2009

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:vince:

Hey, EXACT, being poo poo at everything is finally paying off!

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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There's poo poo posting, and then there's shitposting, and peramene just managed both.

:bravo:

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Hey, no one cares about your jokes and you don't see us bitching about it

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Sep 30, 2009

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jumps off the cliff, does a kickflip, falls off the cliff headfirst with both middle fingers extended all the way up into space

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Sep 30, 2009

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i am the big gay space bitch you cannot stop me

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Sep 30, 2009

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you see my friends

up until this point i have been patient

i have been polite

i have not even begun to shitpost

but now

my pride is on the line

my shitposting pride

and i wil lcrush you all under the weight of my shitposts and also my ladydick

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Poison Mushroom, GBS Mode: GET ENGAGED

then break off the engagement because you realized the sex was terrible

THEN GET RE-ENGAGED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CRIPPLING FEAR OF DYING ALONE

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Sep 30, 2009

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peramene posted:

Get your own joke.

Also, free unsolicited advice, abandon relationships that don't get your dick and/or clit hard and/or pussy wet. It just isn't worth it. What's the point of tolerating another person in your space otherwise?

As much as I'd like to pretend to be your posting, unfortunately, my worst is still better than your best.

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sep 30, 2009

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quote:

4. poo poo That Didn't Happen
So, this God guy decided to make the world, right? He made us angels to chill with him, and it was all good, but then he made humans, and he was really kinda poo poo at managing them. I went a little aggro, and told him he couldn't just abandon us to play with his ant farm, especially since he was a lovely ant farmer. Then I told him the truth; I could do his job better than him, and I was proud of it.

So, he evicted me and now I have to live in the fiery slums, chillin' out with all the dudes and ladies until armageddon happens, I guess.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

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Also, my teammates were playing harp or some poo poo, IDK.

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Sep 30, 2009

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i hate all of you for making me read that

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Sep 30, 2009

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Sep 30, 2009

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Unfortunately, I'm not gonna be out of the shitpost slammer until ten minutes after I stop shitposting.

I may die in here, but I will not die a liar!

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Sep 30, 2009

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I'll nail you to a post with my posting

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Sep 30, 2009

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And while it may seem like I'm boasting
Once I get through, you'll be seeing
That shitposts are my being

The keyboard and me, bored, typing down every thought that I can record to see more and be more
Cause I'm the shitpostess with the shitmostest, and I am gonna roast this
Place.

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