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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
signing on for team chastity for obvious reasons

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

Make me team kindness because I'm going to make a lovely coat as I tear the flesh from your body.

this is hot as hell

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

BottleKnight posted:

chastity, darling

poo poo.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

Alright you swamp-assed oval office waffles are you ready to loving use your big boy words?

Or are you afraid to hurt peoples feeeeeeellllinnnnnggggssss cause they'll make a tumblr post about it?

Cause this is poo poo-talking chutes and ladders and it's time to offend some delicate sensibilities you bunch of semen chugging whore mongers.

are the whores producing the semen we are chugging? just for clarity's sake

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

BottleKnight posted:

team chastity brain trust meeting

do we let him in, sara

there's only one reasonable way to settle this:

what kind of fish is elite forums user bottleknight, mmm??

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

this is but the first cry for relief i will evoke from my foes and/or potential allies and the game hasn't even started yet


Infinitum posted:

The whores are your team mates

You are literally just a human centipede of inbreeding

team chastity, full of whores. i love it.

incidentally i am merely the centerpiece of the centipede, you are the third

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

BottleKnight posted:

hot


does this make me the head

forums user quidnose is the head, which is ironic, considering

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
if anybody wants any tips on pipe playing i am on-call to offer you all the advice you need to work your various skin and otherwise flutes to maximum satisfaction

BottleKnight posted:

this won't be forgotten

You don't care a bit. You don't care a bit.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress team kindness

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

MMM Whatchya Say posted:

well alright, since you can't do it yourself

appreciate the help sweetheart

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

chaoslord posted:

Team chastity if it's not full, team diligence if it is

welcome aboard, whore

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

I don't know if it's full, but team chastity isn't thirsty, for what that's worth.

I'm not sure you understand what the word thirsty means in this context. We are by definition thirsty af we are just abstaining for Reasons

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Allen Wren posted:

If it becomes a problem, I will say something. I do not remember having to say anything during the last game.

you have to pick a team read the rules jeez

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

Do I get a free spin if I make the moderator cry?

we roll dice in this bitch

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

I always thought that the needless pedantic were really just unfulfilled sexually, so I really appreciate you playing to your role so well. You are the Daniel Day Lewis of trash talking forums games.

drainge, keane. drainage. i drink your milkshake. etc

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Meinberg posted:

Hello friend Keane. I look forward to having a spirited and fun game of dice and boards with you.

hey meinberg whats up nice to see you

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Meinberg posted:

Hello, all is well. Are you looking forward to playing a good friendly game and losing to my superior skill?

I see you're speaking in opposites once again, but that is alright. I am so fond of you I will translate in my head. Yes, I am very much looking forward to the opposite of the above.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Good morning everyone. Obviously the lot of you on unfilled teams lack the friends to play such an obviously cooperative game requiring intense skill.

Also Meinberg just FYI history has its eyes on you too, bitch.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
oh btw keane while we're talking about your lunch breaks

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Retro Futurist posted:

I'm going to shitpost by just being really upbeat and positive the whole time

will you be on time tho

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Golden Joker Slot Machine Bonus is what I'm calling my new attack.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE LITERALLY TOO LATE OH MY GOD

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
sorry man it would've been fun to shoot the poo poo with you again, gg

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
taking bets on the exact position of curiousCat and MurmurTwin on my in-game avatarstick thing

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
I humbly submit the most chaste of snakes, an artist's rendering of a thing I saw a real fake snake do in a roleplaying game just recently, in honor of Asiina's early lead. luv u gurl u truly deserve it



bless the dice

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
also of note: if your money was on "rear end to rear end," congratulations, you've won

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

PMush Perfect posted:

Not my fault none of you could be cool if you were locked in a freezer.

hot

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
hello friends

it is me, speaking to you once again from second place.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Moatillata posted:

Ah dear pERAMENE, you misunderstand. You see the goal is in the top left and as a result the picture clearly shows that I am closer to the top left of the board. You are second place under study.

Which is actually really good! You should be proud that you made it

darling please let's not make this any more awkward than it has to be, you have your part of the square, I have mine, let us convene on a plan to backstab and murder asiina.

also ##Joker

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Krunge posted:

How can you backstab Asiina, she's not on your team.

If anyone is going to backstab her, it would be me!

alright lets work something out

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Krunge you loving backstabber that wasn't the plan ya fukkin cockass

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
## JOKER loving OBVIOUSLY

Happy new year I hope you all enjoy your goddamn kid-approved chutes it ought to have been snakes that eliminated you, loving ate you, holy poo poo

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Wren please clarify if petgirls count for the pet essay challenge

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Allen Wren posted:

pera hosed up.

WHAT ELSE IS NEW

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
gently caress you clowns

http://tindeck.com/listen/dsqby

special insider shoutout included

I recommend against listening per usual if you suffer from any of the following medical conditions: healthy hearing, unhealthy hearing, medically-recognized but not full deafness

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
team chastity rocking that joker game i said what the gently caress are the rest of you even doing

oh, not going from tied for second to loving square 19? oh, okay. enjoy doing that.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Asiina posted:

Wait for it, motherfuckers

god i love you i literally cannot wait

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
Congratulations Moat you gently caress

## JOKER

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
More like Shits and Ladders.

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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
space 100 should be a ladder back down to zero and you should have to do two laps to win indie vic imo

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