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If things go wrong this year can I say sarcastically "thanks drilldo squirt"?
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vanisher posted:If things go wrong this year can I say sarcastically "thanks drilldo squirt"? only if it is said in a genuine and appreciative way.
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Jan 3, 2017 07:20
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gently caress the squirt. sue me. |
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Jan 3, 2017 08:01
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unpleasantly turgid posted:gently caress the squirt. if it takes leonard j. crabs to make you appreciate drilldo squirt this year, well, so be it  take that! |
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Jan 3, 2017 19:22
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I'm p sure that watermelon acts as a chastity belt for that little pug so good luck finding a way in i guess
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Jan 3, 2017 19:24
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i come not to appreciate drilldo squirt but to bury him
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Jan 3, 2017 19:45
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drilldo's lady got swagger
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Jan 3, 2017 19:47
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i appreciate the daily pm drilldo squirt sends me without fail making demands of increasingly esoteric and urgent nature |
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Jan 3, 2017 20:30
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*appreciates* |
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Jan 3, 2017 20:31
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I appreciate the idea of drilldo squirt |
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Jan 3, 2017 23:26
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there are still 362 days left in the year, gotta pace myself. so today, i only appreciate you a tiny bit. |
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Jan 4, 2017 01:36
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Piso Mojado posted:I appreciate the idea of drilldo squirt yeah but you'd better get to appreciating the reality of drilldo squirt now, bucko
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Jan 4, 2017 01:36
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I appreciate you, drilldo squirt |
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Jan 5, 2017 05:48
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im a squirter til the day i die
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Jan 6, 2017 03:43
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MrWillsauce posted:im a squirter til the day i die
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Jan 6, 2017 04:30
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we like to be called lil' squirters
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Jan 6, 2017 04:42
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FutonForensic posted:show your appreciation year-round with a custom gang tag Nice, really good appreciating over here. ---------------- |
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Jan 6, 2017 05:18
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mods pls update my gangtag to Lil Squirters pls tia
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Jan 6, 2017 05:31
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maybe lowtax will make drilldo squirt an administrator in appreciation of him and then he can make us all squirters
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Jan 6, 2017 05:41
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can't wait to see everyone this year at the annual puddling of the lil' squirters
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Jan 6, 2017 06:01
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squirtin' my appreciation today
Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Jan 6, 2017 06:47
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Chill la Chill posted:squirtin' my appreciation today Sup chill la chill how's it goin |
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Jan 6, 2017 07:01
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hi sanchez. going well, I post mostly in the Wednesday frog thread now. but this is the drilldo thread. I'm glad we can all share the hobby that is drilldo appreciation
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Jan 6, 2017 07:22
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I've gotten fat from too much lumpia so check the exercise thread real quick and give me tips Hail drilldo |
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Jan 6, 2017 07:31
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I need a drilldo shirt
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Jan 6, 2017 07:37
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drilldo tell me about this buffalo chicken sando there's a subway near me and that sounds good
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Jan 7, 2017 00:29
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It is good, as it involves chicken, buffalo sauce, and whatever else you want.
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Jan 7, 2017 00:36
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Also the firemen dumped all their burnt junk behind my car so it was kinda hard to get out, it's weird, you kinda wana say something but they are also going into a burning building so I would feel like an rear end in a top hat if I did.
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Jan 7, 2017 00:45
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I appreciate drilldo squirt but i preferred the spinning version
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Jan 7, 2017 00:45
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Same.
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Jan 7, 2017 00:46
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You know if you wait long enough the web site spins it for you.
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Jan 7, 2017 01:06
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pogi posted:I've gotten fat from too much lumpia so check the exercise thread real quick and give me tips  I'm home for Xmas vacation and was injured last year so got fat as welldrill do appreciation is much harder when you're fat Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Jan 7, 2017 01:33
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i wrote this for the drilldo squirt dead in the apartment fire thread and almost lost it when I posted, since it is in the garbage chamber. *steel guitar backing track, mandolin lead, w/ drums* Ole drilldo was a legend, in the California scene Could smoke a joint in seconds, Mary Jane his queen, He'd clear a chamber, your ears would pop from that sudden vacuum formed He worked by day in an old head shop, New weed science he'd brainstorm. You've probably heard of dabs, and things like shatter and wax. Squirt's the one that made 'em, butane solvent was his axe. He'd automate, and regulate, and keep it nice and clean. He'd demonstrate to expatriates his shiny weed machines. *chorus* Oh Drilldo Squirt, the highest man that ever walked this earth Weed unlocked your insights into realms, insights with which he can't behave, They say his mother was high as hell on that night of childbirth Was smoke that brought him into life, and smoke took him to his grave. *end chorus* Why, on that faithful night, he knew something had gone plumb wrong. He slept peacefully when suddenly he felt heat that don't belong Jumped up out his bong-hammock and saw the rising flames Butane, thermodynamic runaway reaction in the frames. The fire spread fast, and more fuel went up, the exit searing to ash His wall-scrolls and figurines gone as well, so much wasted cash. Breaking his sole window he ran down the fire escape Eyebrows singed clean off, but not more than he could take The building burned and he turned and stared as he heard the tenant cries His neighbors and his people, led to their demise. *chorus* Oh Drilldo Squirt, the highest man that ever walked this earth Weed unlocked your insights into realms, insights with which he can't behave, They say his mother was high as hell on that night of childbirth Was smoke that brought him into life, and smoke took him to his grave. *end chorus* The fire truck arrived a minute later, and but the flames they couldn't stop. Drilldo stared at the six story building, thinking of what he wrought. He shouted back to the fire chief, "Wait! I'll clear the way!" The fireman stared at him with disbelief He shook his head and shouted that the old stoner was cray. [drums and rythym cut out, mandolin solo] But Drilldo grabbed a fire axe, cleared a door handle off in one swipe. He crouched and said tiny prayer before the building became his pipe. The wind did roar as he inhaled his final, fiery breath The flames shot through the corridors, the smoke of sudden death He cleared that final chamber, and his lips turned to hot charcoal, And as he heard the others escape, he knew he'd smoked his final bowl. He fell back and exhaled, his soul escaping to the sky Ole Drilldo brought the danger, but he also saved their lives - and died. *chorus, all instruments* Oh Drilldo Squirt, the highest man that ever walked this earth Weed unlocked your mind, insights with which he can't behave, They say his mother was high as hell on that night of childbirth Was smoke that brought him into life, and smoke took him to his grave. [Repeat, fade out] |
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Jan 7, 2017 05:32
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coincidently i just came in here to tell you guys this will be the only drilldo squirt thread we need so please stop making drilldo squirt threads
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FluffieDuckie posted:coincidently i just came in here to tell you guys this will be the only drilldo squirt thread we need so please stop making drilldo squirt threads i thought technically even having one is against the rules... but you're the boss, boss |
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Jan 7, 2017 05:41
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that's a right perdy song joke_etc |
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Jan 7, 2017 05:43
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FluffieDuckie posted:coincidently i just came in here to tell you guys this will be the only drilldo squirt thread we need so please stop making drilldo squirt threads I would like everyone besides me who make drilldo threads to know that I appreciate it. ---------------- |
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Jan 7, 2017 06:16
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mods! someone is account sharing please ban as per your dead posters rule
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joke_explainer posted:i thought technically even having one is against the rules... but you're the boss, boss you're right. all name call threads are against the rules and see, i get all lax and allow a drilldo thread and everyone takes advantage and pretty soon the whole forum is drilldo threads but everyone's having fun here so i'm pretending i don't see this
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FluffieDuckie posted:you're right. all name call threads are against the rules *no longer appreciating*
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