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Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
me and the missus







post ex sex

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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

I had a few 3 ways with an ex and his wife, does that count?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I maneuvered a sister act once. The morning after was awkward as gently caress.

Kia Soul Enthusias
May 9, 2004

zoom-zoom
Toilet Rascal
I don't need sex. I'm immune to it.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
People have time / energy for sex.....?

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Lol at these non sex havers

Rhyno posted:

I maneuvered a sister act once. The morning after was awkward as gently caress.

Was it on the floor?

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

CharlesM posted:

I don't need sex. I'm immune to it.

hawt

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Was it on the floor?

Couch!

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
There's a Whoopi joke somewhere, but I don't know what it is...

I would go as far as to say that the first instance of group sex is pretty awkward afterwards, regardless of who participates

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Door Frame posted:

There's a Whoopi joke somewhere, but I don't know what it is...

I would go as far as to say that the first instance of group sex is pretty awkward afterwards, regardless of who participates

It wasn't my first threesome. But sober sisters react to things far differently than when drunk.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Applebees Appetizer posted:

Was it on the floor?

I love that this still gets referenced. That avatar that accompanied it killed me.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Applebees Appetizer posted:

Lol at these non sex havers


Your partners name ending in .jpg doesnt count as sex either you know

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012
Japan hoon holiday update: I have secured an evo 8 as a hire car for the entire time I'm there

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Somewhat Heroic posted:

I love that this still gets referenced. That avatar that accompanied it killed me.

The comic nerds hosed it up for us, they always do.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

Your partners name ending in .jpg doesnt count as sex either you know

What about .mov that counts right

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Craving food from my home town. Managed to find a recipe nearly identical to the one my mom uses for caldillo, from the same cookbook she bases hers on. Scaled WAY down and in a slow cooker instead.

In the morning, I will feast, and I will feast upon this for days and days and days. And I found said cookbook and ordered it. Gotta love penny + $3.99 shipping cookbooks.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Applebees Appetizer posted:


What about .mov that counts right

.vbs.exe or bust

Sinestro
Oct 31, 2010

The perfect day needs the perfect set of wheels.
hires mkv is basically the same as the real thing hth

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

SquirrelGrip posted:

Japan hoon holiday update: I have secured an evo 8 as a hire car for the entire time I'm there

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



Coincidentally, this is also my reaction when people ask me how I like my whisk(e)y.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:

KozmoNaut posted:

Coincidentally, this is also my reaction when people ask me how I like my whisk(e)y.

mine;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--erJSsmraY

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

CommieGIR posted:

We need more films and documentaries on World War 1
Only if they're at least as good as Blackadder Goes Forth.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


InitialDave posted:

Only if they're at least as good as Blackadder Goes Forth.

The most accurate depiction of WW1ever made. It has incompetent inbred generals, bitter COs who know it is all pointless and trying to get out of it since they would prefer to be shooting fruit wielding african tribes men, idiot young inbred idiots who think it is all a jolly good laugh and uneducated peasants who joined up because it was a job and not really understanding what they were going to go go through.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Ha!

I posted

I think "Insomnia Bin Ladin" is a great name for a super villain.

on Facebook and it got reported.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3808203

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist


What if I just kept this thread open anyway?

NO MOODS NO MASTERS ETERNAL JANUARY I CONTROL THE FLOW OF TIME

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



this is why libertarianism doesnt work

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


What do you have against librarians :laffo:

Edit: I had a convo with someone who confused the two. It was an eye opener :stonk:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


bend posted:

We're doing something like that with the middle daughter (also 9). She didn't steal from us though, she just continually loses everything. It was ~$200 in school uniform gear last year that disappeared completely within three months of purchase, plus all sorts of other random poo poo like books and toys and things. Now she's got a tab running on the fridge (we were lenient and started it at $100) to pay it back. I think she's down to about $80 now and strangely enough hasn't lost anything in about six months

My daughter seems to have stopped losing her personal electronics (lost a DS, and a couple of MP3 players) when we didn't replace those and made it very clear that if she lost her phone (when we got her one), she wouldn't be getting another. She likes playing with the phone enough that it sunk in, I guess. She did eventually get another DS, but she paid for that with Christmas/Birthday monies.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

As long as we get more covering why the whole shitfight started in the first place and how the narrative of OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR DEM FREEDOMS!!!! is in fact a rancid bunch of crap.

The thing that stuck with me is how the soldiers of WW1 were so clear on how loving stupid the whole thing was. So many of them just bluntly say it - they fought for nothing and they were suckered in by lies to give up their lives in a pointless bloodfest. They HATED the patriotism that crept into remembrance services towards the end of their lives.

I would love to be able to say the truth about Gallipoli without being strung up - Gallipoli was a stupid pointless invasion of a country the ANZACS had no quarrel with. The current wave of jingoistic bullshit that surrounds WW1 really pisses me off - No one died for your freedoms, they died in a meat grinder for no good reason at all. And maybe the lessons of WW1 might actually be learnt by more people.

Not to mention that WW2 was a direct result of how we treated the losers in WW1.
That said, in both wars many men did very brave things for their countries and their comrades, despite it eventually being at best a moot point. That doesn't diminish the bravery.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

People have time / energy for sex.....?

Once a month or so. It doesn't help that my wife and I have different bedtimes/sleep patterns. Also, teenage daughter.

Goober Peas posted:

What do you have against librarians :laffo:

Edit: I had a convo with someone who confused the two. It was an eye opener :stonk:

Don't confuse Libertarian and Liberal, either. That gets some results.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Darchangel posted:

Not to mention that WW2 was a direct result of how we treated the losers in WW1.

Except it really wasn't. The perception of the versailles treaty being unfair was played up heavily by the german government for sympathy, who then tried multiple times and ways to get out of it. A majority of the fault for ww2 lies on the various german governments between 1920-1939.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


The Treaty of Versailles punished the German people more than it punished those at the top so created an environment for a populist leader to emerge. It didn't cause WW2 by itself but allowed certain conditions to develop. Also in WW1 Japan was an ally of those fighting Germany. However they got so stiffed in the treaty negotiations after that they felt insulted and so went on their own gently caress you got mine trip.

Tony quidprano
Jan 19, 2014



Cop Porn Popper posted:

Except it really wasn't. The perception of the versailles treaty being unfair was played up heavily by the german government for sympathy, who then tried multiple times and ways to get out of it. A majority of the fault for ww2 lies on the various german governments between 1920-1939.

Except it was. The demands and payments were ridiculous and the inflation it caused got so bad people were burning cash for fuel and Germany was always going to want Alsace Lorraine back. The winning side completely poo poo all over the Germans after WW1 there was legitimate reasons to ask that it be torn up.

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Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Happy inauguration month, folks. May we all live to see the next.

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