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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Post itt about what u think will unexpectedly happen in 2k17 :q:

deaths, politics, natural disasters, plagues, assassinations, and good news - anything goes, lets hear it

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
If I expect it how can it be unexpectedly hmmmmmmmmm


Hmmmmmmmmmm????

Ok: I expect that there will be peace in israel/Palestine by way of the West Bank and Gaza getting completely genocided


e: :firstpost:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



trump will try to get hillary arrested as his popularity numbers begin to freefall

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i think people will start reading william gibson in a big way. some will start misreading it however and push for the repeal of anti trust and financial market regs to push for that glorious megacorp vision

Unfortunately, those people will be prominent members of congress

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
i expect president TRUMP to make a tweet.

I expect [celebrity deaths] i lust for [celebrity deaths]

i expect trump to bully some small country

Guy DeBorgore
Apr 6, 1994

Catnip is the opiate of the masses
Soiled Meat
the rich will get richer

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
China is going to blow up, economically

Japan + the US are going to develop an interesting relationship

There's going to be a massive power struggle in the GOP, dems are going to sit in the corner because no one will care what they have to say

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
2017 will be worse than 2016, but i've got a good feeling it's kissinger's year

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Turkey is going to make a move on Kurdistan

India is going to put the vice on Pakistan, in a big loving way

The EU will move to break from its dependency on the US

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



rudatron posted:

The EU will move to break from its dependency on the US

rudatron posted:

China is going to blow up, economically

these two things are going to loving own depending on which happens first

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
The dead will walk among the living and the living will pray for death but death will never come.

The sun will set and never rise and the stars will dance like harlequins as the cosmos falls in on us like a death shroud over a mutilated and screaming corpse.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
A nuclear weapon will be detonated in anger

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

these two things are going to loving own depending on which happens first

unpeg the price of oil from the dollar and thats when you start to see some serious poo poo

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


meteor

Astroclassicist
Aug 21, 2015

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
make this a toxx thred imo

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!
Russia will encroach on at least one Baltic state (my money's on Estonia).

CSPAM will remain chill and fun or else.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Donald Trump will have live, unsimulated sex with his eldest daughter in the oval office.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump will be GOOD

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Russia will encroach on at least one Baltic state (my money's on Estonia).

CSPAM will remain chill and fun or else.

please dont be Lithuania :ohdear:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
yeah if i were the baltics id be worried lol
bear is hungry, eagle flew into a tree hard and is now retarded

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Assad will win the Syrian War.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mariana Horchata posted:

please dont be Lithuania :ohdear:

if you like lithuania you better not read up how they handled that whole "hitler" thing

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
2017 will just be that part of the roller coaster where your belly feels a little weird as it slowly crawls to the peak before the drop. 2018 is when we'll get to the real poo poo!! im talkin war with Iran!

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Business Gorillas posted:

if you like lithuania you better not read up how they handled that whole "hitler" thing

Yeah that's not exactly a bright spot for any of the Baltic states. I mean on the one hand it's hard to blame them for celebrating anyone kicking the Soviets out since they'd only just gotten their asses annexed, but then to enthusiastically embrace Nazism and go on pogroms before the Einsatsgruppen even got things rolling sorta erases any previous sympathy.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
California is gonna get owned by an earthquake in 2k17...but maybe also a shocker somewhere unexpected in the area of Oklahoma, theres been a lot of bizarre seismic activity around there in the past year something is up for sure

of course when these happenings go down President Trump will fly his 757 to the closest Trump Tower and cut a promo

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Captain_Maclaine posted:

Yeah that's not exactly a bright spot for any of the Baltic states. I mean on the one hand it's hard to blame them for celebrating anyone kicking the Soviets out since they'd only just gotten their asses annexed, but then to enthusiastically embrace Nazism and go on pogroms before the Einsatsgruppen even got things rolling sorta erases any previous sympathy.

*in a very starship trooper voice*
MY GRANDPARENTS WERE FROM VILNA AND I SAY KILL EM ALL

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Mariana Horchata posted:

California is gonna get owned by an earthquake in 2k17...but maybe also a shocker somewhere unexpected in the area of Oklahoma, theres been a lot of bizarre seismic activity around there in the past year something is up for sure

of course when these happenings go down President Trump will fly his 757 to the closest Trump Tower and cut a promo

Some courier sets off a bunch of nukes in underground silos that tear America in two but gets a sweet sleeveless duster jacket because of it

:toxx:

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
i predict that i won't make it through the year

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
yes you will!

c-spam is gonna own over 2017, you don't want to miss it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

The Pacific Ring is on fire. I fear Somewhere, California is in for a big one.

edit: Let me just say the introduction by the earth's tectonic plates of earthquakes to Texas-Oklahoma is :discourse:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Russia will encroach on at least one Baltic state (my money's on Estonia).

CSPAM will remain chill and fun or else.

There will be the unironic suggestion to reform the Polish Lithuanian Commonwealth.

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
There will be dozens of anti-police camps in cities across the US on the scale of Occupy, there precursors being Freedom Square in Chicago, Abolition Square in NYC, and Decolonize LA City Hall (https://newrepublic.com/article/137512/occupy-everywhere)

The riot will replace the highway takeover as the default tactic in black movements, and it will become a respectable tactic among most leftists and many liberals.

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

i predict every single prediction made will be wrong and chaos will reign

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Terror Sweat posted:

i predict every single prediction made will be wrong and chaos will reign

Oh sure, take the easy one.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Terror Sweat posted:

i predict every single prediction made will be wrong and chaos will reign

Close thread

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Captain_Maclaine posted:

Oh sure, take the easy one.

just call me Ethan Gold
(i'm the opposite of nate silver)
(because he is a dumb hack)

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Terror Sweat posted:

i predict every single prediction made will be wrong and chaos will reign
i predict that you suck

oh wait, that's already happened!!!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Barron Trump hits puberty early and goes full on Oedipus (and goth)...when he learns who his mom really is



:evil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTnI-U0pSis





inshallah :csgo:

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
- Donald Trump's finances will be leaked and he will be found to have a negative net worth with huge debts to primarily Russian banks
- The market bubble will pop with the DJIA falling 40% from its peak
- The US dollar will lose 30% of its value by the end of the year
- A government building will be attacked by domestic, non-Islamic terrorists with several casualties
- Riot police will fire live rounds at an unarmed crowd
- Legislators will be forcibly prevented from entering the chamber to either block quorum or force through a bill
- A fresh Supreme Court decision will be simply ignored by the Executive branch

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