C-SPAM 2k17 Predictions Thread

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Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Pollyanna posted:

- more and bigger terrorist attacks in europe
- more and bigger hate crimes in the US
- ACA gets repealed but not replaced
- Betty White dies
- climate change fucks up some cities

Quite right. I hope Betty White doesn't die before I get to make sweet, intimate, and tender love to her.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 12:30

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 03:43

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Trump makes it legal for family members to marry. He also lightens sex offender sentencing. During the presidency there will be a movement to end the marginalization of sex offenders and bigots. We will attend seminars for sensitivity training in order to spot triggers for white fragility and avoid them.

# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 23:52

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Mariana Horchata posted:

how many months until the next West Euro gun bloodbath? im gonna say March or April

the twist is that nationalist violence against refugees and immigrants will also become a thing and soon enough something big will happen enough to make the papers and shock ppl

People will quickly move on afterwards.

# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 01:57

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

The left will continue to fail because the impression that leftist ideology has a place in American politics in practice rather than merely in theory is a children's fairytale propagated by the media and has not been true since Reagan.

Reagan of course, is my lord and master and when I find him in hell the torments he will lay upon my body will make my stay on this forsaken planet worth every minute.

# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 17:25

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Lastgirl posted:

I like reading this like it were a history footnote, owns really

I have no attachment, so I don't get why people would because all of it is ephemeral and fluid. Time and Death have had an affair for the eons.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 11:08

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# ¿ May 8, 2024 03:43

Lindsey O. Graham: Dec 31, 2016; "We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Baloogan posted:

we buy like 36 F-16s that are being replaced with F-35s, fix em up real nice, repair them etc and like episode one of the anime will be in midas rey in the middle of the action

[Cold Open]
ssoshshsohzohzzhooooooo two of the pilots, both girls, are flying over shitholeastan at night on a routine air interdiction mission, flying around looking for trucks etc to bomb, when suddenly something suprising happens and :O one of the planes is hit kablammo and 1lt Kou "Tiger" Seto ejects, her wingman, 2lt Akari "Blonde" Izumi shouts incoherently into the radio.

[Intro]
*fighter jets 'n fanservice*

[Act 1]
Baloogan-san is calmly sipping his hot tea in the darkened, mostly deserted command center. On the computers around him lots of blinky lights blink etc. He isn't paying any attention to the blinky lights, his entire focus is on his tea. The radio crackles to life! Its Izumi-chan! shouting about Seto being shot down!!!!!!

e: dragon-well tea is my favorite.

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 11:37

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