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Eason the Fifth posted:Terminal Lance: Insider Threat? Terminal Lance is Jesus from that Chick Tract "And they hated him because he told the truth"
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Lol 100%. He absolutely nailed how goddamn stupid life in the corps was back then. (I cant imagine its improved any.)
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Eason the Fifth posted:Lol 100%. He absolutely nailed how goddamn stupid life in the corps was back then. (I cant imagine its improved any.) If it can be destroyed by the truth, it should be. I was there for a friendly fire incident that happened because of two staggeringly incompetent officer types, one a glory hound shitbag the other a fat loving moron. They both thought they were better than every one around them and couldn't complete basic tasks like laying and safe-ing the battery. Neither had a sense of humor. I'm going to go be mad somewhere else for a bit.
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Aug 30, 2022 05:26
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This thread needs to not fall down so far. Where are the few, the proud, the crayon eaters?
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Aug 30, 2022 06:03
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Nom nom tan crayons and paint
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CommieGIR posted:Terminal Lance is Jesus from that Chick Tract "And they hated him because he told the truth" I've not thought of Chick tracts in decades. They were the main reason I became Catholic. He made it sound so cool and conspiratorial. It really is just like that.
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BounceBanana posted:I've not thought of Chick tracts in decades. They were the main reason I became Catholic. He made it sound so cool and conspiratorial. It really is just like that. The only conspiratorial thing I remember us Catholics doing was plotting how to get booze during the invasion. We were the ones to find the Baghdad beer factory.
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Steezo posted:The only conspiratorial thing I remember us Catholics doing was plotting how to get booze during the invasion. We were the ones to find the Baghdad beer factory.
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Jimmy Smuts posted:...go on I can do more of a writeup later but names will be changed to protect the guilty. I will tell you that 5 gallon water jugs can hold other liquids and patrolling an active warzone sober is for pussies.
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Steezo posted:I can do more of a writeup later but names will be changed to protect the guilty. Just lol if your unit didn’t find the secret liquor stores in Baghdad during OIF 1.
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Sep 4, 2022 14:36
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Everyone had someone they could go to for booze in OIF1. Top notch connections were local kids who also sold comic books. Mid notch dudes distilled Scope or something. Bottom tier were terps. Those dudes ripped everyone off.
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i was at the gate at speicher in oif3 grabbing locals for some building project to babysit them and make sure they werent counting steps or mapping poo poo out for mortar reference a trucker got caught bringing a bottle of whiskey in the soldier that found it held it over his head like a basketball net cut off at the end off march madness. it was midday so the sun caught it ay just the right angle that it looked like the staff of ra in raiders of the lost ark. the entire gate stopped moving to view the glory that sat before them ill never forget that visual, couldnt have been more perfect a moment if it had been planned
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Grem posted:Everyone had someone they could go to for booze in OIF1. Top notch connections were local kids who also sold comic books. Mid notch dudes distilled Scope or something. Bottom tier were terps. Those dudes ripped everyone off. I had my buds send me the brown Listerine bottles every month but instead of Listerine it was gutrot whiskey iraq fuckin ruled
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My mom sent a flask of Everclear amongst a stack of DVDs during OIF2. It was in its original packaging so when I opened the box from home in front of 1stSgt (a thing that happened because of all the porno mags a booze people were mailing) I just grabbed the stack of DVDs and showed him the spines having no clue the box in the middle was a flask. Grabbed a buddy and some jank rear end cigars and chilled in the smoke pit in Al Asad till it was gone. I still have that flask. I keep scotch in it nowadays inside my bugout bag, taped to a sewing kit and a first aid pouch.
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ChauchetRedemption posted:My mom sent a flask of Everclear amongst a stack of DVDs during OIF2. It was in its original packaging so when I opened the box from home in front of 1stSgt (a thing that happened because of all the porno mags a booze people were mailing) I just grabbed the stack of DVDs and showed him the spines having no clue the box in the middle was a flask. The guy who sold out our porn stash during the invasion, a 40mm can full of magazines, fell off a truck and broke his leg in two places.
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Steezo posted:The guy who sold out our porn stash during the invasion, a 40mm can full of magazines, fell off a truck and broke his leg in two places. What possible reason could he have had to rat out the porn stash?
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Sep 23, 2022 21:33
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Snitches get bitches
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Grip it and rip it posted:What possible reason could he have had to rat out the porn stash? He was a piece of poo poo, universally loathed. I cannot understand the mind of the self righteous fuckstick dipshit. Unfun bastard wouldn't even join us in giving beer to the monkeys in Thailand.
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Sep 24, 2022 09:42
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Marines, most of all, should know how destructive a bunch of drunk listless primates can be.
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Wasabi the J posted:Marines, most of all, should know how destructive a bunch of drunk listless primates can be. Took a few minutes to find this. Going to stop going through old pics before I dig up emotions I buried on purpose, but here, monkeys w/beer.   
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Sep 26, 2022 23:54
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the only time I will unironically say this: thank you for your service
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Steezo posted:Took a few minutes to find this. Going to stop going through old pics before I dig up emotions I buried on purpose, but here, monkeys w/beer. Eason the Fifth posted:the only time I will unironically say this: thank you for your service smeper fi drunk monkey
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Oct 20, 2022 22:35
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This meat gazing boot gently caress's corrective action upon observing a malfunction at the business end of his weapon system is to wrap his dick beaters around the part that goes boom? Use your BOOT, BOOT.
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Oct 22, 2022 05:28
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And don't tell 1st sarnt McNally I'm out of my room while on restriction you blue falcon pogue mother fuckers.
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Victor Vermis posted:And don't tell 1st sarnt McNally I'm out of my room while on restriction you blue falcon pogue mother fuckers. Smegma Fi devil dawg! 🫡
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Oct 22, 2022 05:39
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Wait, you had a room instead of a squad bay on restriction? What kind of crack deal did you make?!
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PathAsc posted:Wait, you had a room instead of a squad bay on restriction? What kind of crack deal did you make?! If I get added to the DNCO roster for an extra night, AND I have to walk to wherever the gently caress this squad-bay-of-shame is located, That megaturd inside better be Hannibal Lector Because he's going to be eating my brains Through my dick From the back
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Victor Vermis posted:If I get added to the DNCO roster for an extra night, This is one of the most powerful posts I've ever seen. Quick, sell it to Raytheon for the next forever war
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PathAsc posted:This is one of the most powerful posts I've ever seen. Quick, sell it to Raytheon for the next forever war It's all One Forever War, man. Giant boondoggle in space.
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Prepare this thread for a deployment to subforums unknown.
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I've signed my SGLI
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McNally posted:Prepare this thread for a deployment to subforums unknown. I think you should strip the forums assets and split them between the Army thread and the Navy thread(just the fixed wing aviation)
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Flikken posted:I think you should strip the forums assets and split them between the Army thread and the Navy thread(just the fixed wing aviation) No one cares but thanks for your input
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EBB posted:WARNO: Gentlemen, you unit has been selected for deployment. The MEU will be touring security operations outside of GiP. Secure your racks, this ship will be moving. This thread will deploy on 1APR2023 at a time to be determined (i.e. whenever an admin flushes the queue on that day). Your deployment schedule is as follows: April - D&D May - REDACTED June - REDACTED July - REDACTED August - REDACTED September - REDACTED October - REDACTED
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Mr. Nice! posted:What's the SOFA like with D&D? SOFA deez nuts!
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