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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNwDuoxBk

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Triggs posted:

I showed up for accountability (I know) during block leave because it fell between my leave and weekend pass.

I raked leaves for two hours. There were still plenty of leaves on the trees.

And I'm an O-3.

(gently caress TRADOC)

M Bison Yessssss

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's funny cause the captains poop stinks too.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

I'll try, but I don't even know where to begin or even if I have a leg to stand on.

As far as defamation of character? Nothing I can think of.

But you can open the goddamn jar of worms

The VA needs to change, as does the rest of the system.

Trump has already raved about how he is gonna buck the system, might be good to get t out so he can grab it by the pussy.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Just hold an open ranks inspection with gear till you see that poo poo and ask where they got it.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also probably ranger joes.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

In addition, gently caress everyone who was a part of this.
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Yeah gently caress you Mcnally.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mlmp08 posted:

You guys after watch a meteor shower on NODS? Maybe my best night of Army bullshit.

A Bad Poster posted:

Watching an Aurora through nods is also really cool.

Wanted to do this for sure. Never got issues nods so I just ran into poo poo into the dark.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Wasn't Bacon, just a virgin.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Goddamn it I'm gonna loving shoot myself with these goddamn things if you keep loving talking about them.

Goddamn nerds.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The Rat posted:

Wahhhh, people talking about guns in the army thread

loving nerd

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Goddamn rekt.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I got my assignment like the day I graduated AIT.

Also MAYBE check your ERB to see if it showed up in assignments yet. It's weird but loving who understands S1 anyways?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

No quarters?

What the gently caress.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hey new AIT dude. I don't know for sure, but I am pretty sure there is some regulation protecting you. I understand it is commanders discretion but that is super hosed up and I'd tell people about this. That is inherently NOT normal.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

A Bad Poster posted:

Tacoma and Olympia aren't bad.

Counter: I-5, and the fact that Lakewood is the default JBLM military community and both those towns are too far away to be military towns. Olympia is too hipster and Tacoma has more rednecks than I have ever seen in Washington. More than Graham.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mustang posted:

I live in Tacoma and love it out here. So much poo poo to do in every direction. I'm sure Lakewood is a shithole but I never do more than drive past it on I-5 so I have no idea what it's actually like.

You would have to have some sort of mental disability to be stationed at Lewis and not be able to find something fun to do in your free time.

Tinder game is also really good out here.

Checks out

Also your tinder game is strong because you are an officer. That's like being born white, you automatically win.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I was the unlucky dude who got a good assignment but a lovely command.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Never change 2CR

https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/videos/10155022946663606/

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

The Rat posted:

Same. Contracting is rad.

Only way I'd go back in the army would be if I could get power armor or mech pilot in my contact.

Ditto

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

McNally posted:

I'd might go back in as the pogiest of pogs for a sweet bonus, short enlistment, and no goddamned organized PT.

Not going back to combat arms, though. gently caress that noise.

So, contractor. Right?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

DoktorLoken posted:

So I'm assuming that MSG that got busted to SPC immediately had to retire (Since the punishment doesn't mention a punitive discharge) as an E4 due to RCP? :lol:

Doesn't work like that I don't think. It would be abused to railroad people out (fat NCOs) who have a little time left.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

mlmp08 posted:

RCP is RCP, man.

But they're only going to bust an NCO multiple levels down for serious poo poo, not for a body comp chapter.

Not really.

And true.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Kawasaki Nun posted:

People got punted in the Navy for this reason pretty regularly when masted.

That's really hosed up. And I had a coworker RCP and he got hosed with them trying to send him to loving Korea for 6 months to finish up his contract.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I got to go explore the old old ASPs out on Campbell. It was cool cause it was also near the TN line. It also snowed. That's my Campbell story

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Congrats! I plan on going for my masters after I enjoy these next few years of undergraduate studies.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I am just starting Voc rehab. As a video editor/photographer. I am going to pursue my graduate degree. This has been ok'd. They won't let me take a minor in communications but I'll have the credits from r it anyways.

This, coupled with disability, is my "job" for the next few years. I make enough to live somewhat comfortably, without taking a part time job. I would have more if I didn't smoke as much weed, but it helps me with my bullshit so whatever.

Getting kicked out is the best decision I ever made.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

To be fair, they would have died other ways. Or their dependable would have killed them off.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Dude, just like, give me one? Don't destroy it?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mustang posted:

By the way, how much time are you guys spending at YTC before NTC this year? We've got at least like 3 months of YTC in the next 6 months.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I did too.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

bird food bathtub posted:

Counterpoint: The Army manages to suck the fun out of shooting guns and blowing stuff up. That shouldn't be possible and is inexcusable.

Counterpoint, being the guy that demils ammo

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i ran ammo for so long and its so not as painful as people end up making it on range because they're retarded LTs or whatever


mostly people wanted to open cans they didn't shoot or whatever because REASONS but if they didnt shoot it it was a WASTE because of the budget but like man if you didn't need to shoot all those bullets then don't shoot them it was so wasteful and retarded

Reasons involved a lot of goddamn work to put it back in the system because it had been opened. It's like opening something and returning it to the store except Army-fied.

Police call is done because a certain weight (wanna say, 95% of all brass, NEEDS to be given back because we recycle that poo poo.

Also humping cans of ammo will seem badass all of 30 seconds. Then it sucks.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Mike-o posted:

I loving loved it because it's the next best thing to being back in southern Germany. It brought back a lot of memories bad and good, especially of buddies I lost, but being able to remember the happy times we had.

I wish I visited before I left.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Icon Of Sin posted:

My old unit left a fully armed and running Stryker completely unattended at NTC :laffo: If you haven't been following 1/25's escapades at NTC for the last few weeks, you've missed out on some quality army.txt experiences. It's been all over USAWTF Moments on facebook, and is well-worth looking at to remind yourself of what a DD-214 shields you from.

I went to NTC with these guys. Can confirm they are a bunch of retards who sent two specialists to man the entirety of their Public Affairs program. No officers either.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Icon Of Sin posted:

When we deployed in 2011, the PAO we had got entirely too excited about the goats chained up to the front gate and reminded me of a cross between Family Guy's old perv and the "have you seen my stapler?" guy from office space. He also ran a Facebook page for a stray cat on our fob. Weird dude, would not trust around children ever.

Name?

USARAK saved my rear end when I went to NTC with them. I would have been very much hosed if that Captain hadn't come and helped me.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's OK Mustang, we all know you probably wouldn't make it in the real world.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Truly two different sides of the same coin

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I pissed my XO off once (big surprise) with an ice cream cone.

We went to Iraq together, and his name was Dam. I am sure he had heard it all before because of this. So I got an ice cream cone and in my best Forrest Gump impression shouted in HHC.

"Hey LIEUTENANT DAM! I GOT YOU SOME ICE CREAM LT DAM! ICE CREAM!"

He laughed, and then told me if I did it again he would gently caress me up.

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MurderBot posted:

Were you not constantly drawing dick art with that sharpie???

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