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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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gently caress you if you're still in

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Triggs posted:

I showed up for accountability (I know) during block leave because it fell between my leave and weekend pass.

I raked leaves for two hours. There were still plenty of leaves on the trees.

And I'm an O-3.

(gently caress TRADOC)

Good

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Rekt

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Fayetteville is nice hehehe

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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$100,000 enlistment bonus in a lump sum and a 2 year contract

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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cravius posted:

Well I'm going to Campbell so gently caress me I guess. Just RSLC for now

Have fun in Clarksville pause not

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I don't get why you guys care about the gun because
1. You're still in idiot
2. The army will find a way to gay it up

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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the bend and reach

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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starting position, move

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Mustang posted:

We had a command climate survey for my company recently and the worst thing anyone had to say was that its hosed up we don't have our own printer and have to use BNs. The civilian dude that put together the results said that he usually only see's that in the SOF units on post. Not that we're super high speed or anything just that morale is pretty high.

Me and my 3 section leaders are all the same age, my PSG only a couple years older so we all get along really well. I only have one troublesome soldier and he's not even really that much trouble.

Seriously the most fun I've ever had at a job.

Stop fakeposting bitch

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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He already moved from Finland to the US so why not keep digging that grave since its halfway finished

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Mustang posted:

Plus being airborne qualified means you might go to the 82nd

Yes... hahaha... yes!

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

I thought air assault school was pretty fun. It's not hard to go by a packing list and dress right dress your stuff. The obstacle course is pretty easy. Fast roping out of a UH was fun. I even learned a thing or two.

Then again it was basically a ten day vacation away from my stupid rear end unit.

Looks like someone forgot waiting in line for 3 hours to do the rappelling tower and endless mockup runs air assault air assault air assault air assault

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

im glad to see the smug nordic who was dumb enough to immigrate to america and enlist in the army has been so badly brainwashed that he writes dates in the proscribed military manner. hooah

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Hey idiot just do the gay little song and dance and maybe you'll come out ahead ok

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Mike-o posted:

gently caress the troops.

Hard n hot

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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psydude posted:

Stop it.

Think of the benefits, like:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

If it makes you feel better I'm out of the Army enjoying the good lfie

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I want to see that man destroyed

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I played fortunate son on the way out of the gate

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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E-4(Penis)

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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That reminds me of an SFC having an aneurism that I had rolled my sleeves up. While in DCUs. At JRTC.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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TBeats posted:

No more dip

Mutiny

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Pesticide20 posted:

I'm out of the army and arguing about distinctions between dumb army things! :hurr:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Yes please start posting TMs ad verbatim

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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An exciting career in mowing the lawn

Actually no, medic hell is probably different than combat arms hell. I'm sure someone can explain in detail what it is

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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DoktorLoken posted:

People whose entire identity is associated with their military career. Their identity is the Army.

Is stolen valor identity theft?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Rak solid...

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Triggs posted:

I'm headed to the CAB

That's not too bad.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Triggs posted:

Give it time ...

Have fun going through gate 7 in the morning for PT lmao

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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*8 hours of sitting inside vehicles at motorpool hiding from NCOs* army strong

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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No joke I am seated next to a nasty girl SGM at this very moment on a plane

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Old man pudgy

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Naked Bear posted:

Timely and relevant:



Hey it's Mustang

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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*nods*

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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A Bad Poster posted:

I haven't met a single lower enlisted person in this brigade who likes it, or would feel at all comfortable deploying with it. Also tons of people who were thinking about reenlisting before they got here, but after this place are firmly in the "gently caress this" camp.

Good. Also looking forward to Mustang losing his mind

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Aranan posted:

Haven't we lost a few posters because their command found their posts? I remember one picture of some wrinkled, blistered feet after a long ruck in a swamp or something...

lol martello and his dumbass haircut+hipster pipe. Somebody post the pic

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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:magical:

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Vahakyla posted:

Glorious.

Have you done penis inspection day yet? Should be coming up since you're new in your enlistment.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

hold on for a second guys

pretend its 2017 and you're either a dude in AIT or a jr officer lol

Wow I love the cav. Just got assigned to a Stryker brigade here and loving every minute can't wait to go to Yakima :)

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