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Nods are for splinter cell type poo poo, we beat the nazi's in WWII with good old fashioned american ingenuity, none of this night vision poo poo.
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I watched Band of Brothers recently, don't you guys run up Currahee with Ross Geller on a daily basis at airborne?
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:realtalk he was really dang good in BoB He was, you get like 3 seconds of "lol omg it's ross" followed by some really legit acting during his entire time on screen.
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Jan 4, 2017 03:32
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Throwing knives for close range combat.
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Jan 20, 2017 04:45
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Were you not constantly drawing dick art with that sharpie???
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Feb 6, 2017 15:14
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We had one prior service marine who joined the guard, but he was actually a really chill guy, albeit he didn't give a single gently caress about anything military related except when we deployed where it was all business. Ended up ETS'ing after 6 years and became a lawyer.
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Feb 7, 2017 02:13
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I did flight nursing in the civilian world. It's the best loving job in the entire universe. If you don't do it then gently caress you and I hate you. I miss flying so god drat much, my last job was seriously the greatest job that I could have ever wanted at my point in life
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Feb 11, 2017 04:51
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not caring here posted:There has GOT to be a better method than that. You would think so, but a lot of the new/emerging research with stuff like bleeding control/heat casualties and anything army medical related is actually pro top tier via the DOD. So until the army tells medics to stop sticking fingers up buttholes it's gonna be standard of practice for a while.
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Feb 11, 2017 05:46
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All this talk about flight medicine and planes has me hankering to try and get my private pilots license. Except its 10 grand to get here in central oregon *peers into army guard warrant officer flight school*. why does the army have to suck but gives you free training for cool stuff like helicopters 
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Feb 11, 2017 19:03
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I remember being 16 and one of my dad's cohorts at the staff college at ft. Leavenworth heard that I wanted to join the army. He was some colonel who went to West point and I believe was infantry. He told me to go to college and get a degree that matters instead of joining the army. Hindsight that was really weird to hear from someone like him..
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Feb 12, 2017 03:13
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Im going to join the army and make a difference guys. All troops will have a minimum of 3 negative counseling statements and 1 article 15 under my command. Discipline ya'unndastand that?
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Feb 21, 2017 19:31
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University of Phoenix ROTC: CPU Heatsink Battalion graduate
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Feb 22, 2017 03:29
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Coupon posted:The only gains the Army cares about is heart. It's heart that gets you that perfect PT score, nothing else. that's called cardiomegaly and you die from it. army strong hooah *has heart attack from massive ingestion of rip its and dip*
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Feb 28, 2017 21:29
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"hey doc i'm have a ton of chest pain and I have high blood pressure" you got high blood pressure because you don't change your socks enough!
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Feb 28, 2017 22:01
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:my plates cost me double normal but theyve saved me from several tickets, and less people gently caress with me on the road so theyre worth the extra just got my veteran plates i ain't never scared.
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Mar 19, 2017 08:38
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CIF out of Ft. Knox was chill, and clearing in the natty guard was super easy. Even after my initial issue of TA-50 gear got stolen it was flipl'd or whatever they called it and I think I had to pay for a canteen water cup. that's my CIF story *farts*
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Mar 21, 2017 00:01
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BACK IN MY DAYS WE NEVER DEADLINED VEHICLES ADAPT AND OVERCOME HOOAH!? *humvee breaks down on I-70 from Manhattan Kansas to Ft. Riley* this is a true story, Kansas Guard hooooaaaahhhhh
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Apr 3, 2017 15:44
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What a time to be alive.... hahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahah
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Apr 12, 2017 17:05
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My drill sergeant got like hulk angry mad after our PT test and rocketed this privates canteen a good 40 feet striking the pull-up bar beam and breaking off the cap. I remember being impressed with his accuracy, assuming that he was aiming for said target.
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Apr 14, 2017 04:20
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Holy poo poo that is pure gold.
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Apr 23, 2017 22:19
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Soulex posted:Mods make this my new avatar please. beat you to the punch. E: fuuuuuck my text didn't make it RIP
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Apr 24, 2017 01:18
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I have brought great Shame to the GIP family. What is our equivalent of seppuku?
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Apr 24, 2017 06:42
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 I write to you all as i begin my departure towards Jannah, do not be sorry for me as I do this to fight the infidels of D&D, do not mourn for me as I will be in the high spirits and praise of Allah himself. I go into battle with D&D and my pictures to oppress the western infidels. I long await my 72 hours of probation and increased porn watching time. I will conduct Jihad against our enemies. ALLAHU ACKBARRRR!  https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3818220
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Apr 24, 2017 18:17
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I assume that my suicide vest was improperly worn or I forgot to add minutes to my calling card
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Apr 25, 2017 00:25
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I enlisted as a guardsmen and I went back to my home of record for 2 months Then I went to Iraq Then college where I proceeded to use my VA fun bucks and played army part time I was supposed to go to Africa in 2011 but uh lol no stop loss for this guy and gently caress Africa. Although part of me wishes I would have actually gone..
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Apr 25, 2017 20:05
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I remember during basic training we were forced to buy the platoon Shirts or whatever that had some stupid skull with a stetson and cross sabers going through the eyes or something dumb and of course the slogan *if you ain't cav you aint poo poo*. I was loving pissed that I had to spend $20 for some idiotic stupid bullshit that a near autistic *not the talented kind* private drew that had all of our names on the back. I had my money saved up to buy a 360 and an HD tv, that poo poo was cutting into my gaming funds.
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Apr 26, 2017 00:43
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Grad school is best school As long as you can show you're not an inbred douche who can't think critically you shouldn't have a problem getting into grad school. It's a second chance for butt peeping and acting like a college student, although you are much smarter and experienced than some 18 year old gently caress boy living on his own for the first time. If you can though go to a literal brick and mortar grad school... Don't go online
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May 11, 2017 15:30
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There's a big difference in experience and personality of a grad student in comparison to a sophomore in undergrad. There's nothing wrong with going to school online but if you have the opportunity to go to school and get extra funds for living expenses you get a vastly different experience than doing your work from home. If you end up being a GTA though you'll hate your life since you have to deal with undergrads but your tuition is paid for soooo FYGM
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May 11, 2017 15:51
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During my TCCC course this week our instructors were pretty cool dudes, was able to get some motivation in the group and one of the students was a prior 10th mountain medic who let out a HOOAAAAAH at one point during the training. I had an anger stroke Not the kind that involves a dick either
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May 13, 2017 04:33
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psydude posted:Getting mad at people for being Moto at dumb army training is like getting mad at people for cosplaying at the Renaissance Fair. You knew what you were getting into when you decided to attend. it was supposed to be nothing but s.w.a.t medics, he infiltrated the ranks e: i'm just dumb and should accept my fate *performs seppuku with Twilight Edward Cullen dildo to stomach*
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May 13, 2017 04:54
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May 13, 2017 05:00
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:Probably from the loving BSB, too. Now I feel worse just by post/MOS association. Possibly, the dude was actually pretty cool in general... He just got a bit too "army" when he got worked up I 'spose
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May 13, 2017 13:16
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Where in Kansas? I was raised at Leavenworth/Ft.Leavenworth and went to college/worked in Manhattan. I'm in Oregon right now, it's seriously loving awesome up in the PNW. Absolutely the complete opposite in terms of Kansas where you have huge forests to hike in, mountains surrounding you, dry climate so very little humidity.... Also the Southwest is pretty awesome if you're into the whole "no snow" thing.
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May 16, 2017 17:06
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Central Oregon gets quite a bit more sun than most of the PNW.. Okay maybe not this winter but most winter's c'mon Google told me so
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May 17, 2017 02:33
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an 8+ in the army is like a 3 in the civilian standards so your dating pool is like 400 fold what the civilian 8 would be. But you're an officer so that's like what an upgrade in 2 points? I dunno i'm so confused right now
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May 17, 2017 03:05
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Seriously dude the job market out there sucks, why not just hit up another contract and you got that guaranteed paycheck and sweet sweet mil bennies coming your way...
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May 17, 2017 04:22
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Kick-Puncher posted:This winter sucked. Central Oregon is pretty rad, just get a dog and a Toyota. I got a subaru is that close enough?
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Naked Bear posted:You have flannel and dogs to go with it, right? yes and I got the flanel from the thrift store so that's like hella oregon right?
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May 17, 2017 04:55
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I'm 30, I feel like I'm still 25 Unless I drink Then I feel 75 the next day
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Just a reminder to you all: the army is America's greatest team ever. We together are united as one unit to accomplish a mission or task. Hooah
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