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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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change my avatar to a pair of shower-shoe'd toes sticking out under barracks-grade drapery

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Lo

Witness the birth of the Pali's next sausage creature.

lol boot

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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Steezo posted:

Ok here goes...

Oorah, yut yut. Slay bodies, kill, rah? What makes the grass grow? BLOOD!!!!

(knife hand, knife hand)... (jerk off gesture)

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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This meat gazing boot gently caress's corrective action upon observing a malfunction at the business end of his weapon system is to wrap his dick beaters around the part that goes boom?

Use your BOOT,

BOOT.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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And don't tell 1st sarnt McNally I'm out of my room while on restriction you blue falcon pogue mother fuckers.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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PathAsc posted:

Wait, you had a room instead of a squad bay on restriction? What kind of crack deal did you make?!

If I get added to the DNCO roster for an extra night,

AND I have to walk to wherever the gently caress this squad-bay-of-shame is located,

That megaturd inside better be Hannibal Lector

Because he's going to be eating my brains

Through my dick

From the back

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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PathAsc posted:

This is one of the most powerful posts I've ever seen. Quick, sell it to Raytheon for the next forever war

It's all One Forever War, man. Giant boondoggle in space.

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Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


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I'm the weirdo on the bus at the end of Jarhead

(googles that scene I haven't seen in nearly two decades)

lol holy poo poo I'm the weirdo on the bus at the end of Jarhead!

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