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McNally posted:Yeah gently caress you Mcnally. This made me laugh pretty hard, well done. [/quote] same Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:You are being counseled for snickering while you were reviewing the previous counseling statement. also this
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 06:26 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 13:41 |
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MurderBot posted:I watched Band of Brothers recently, don't you guys run up Currahee with Ross Geller on a daily basis at airborne? realtalk he was really dang good in BoB
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 02:30 |
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we had m-16s in iraq but a few people bought the m4 upper receivers so they could walk to the chow hall easiet
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 03:31 |
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his movie that he made with simon pegg was great too
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 03:34 |
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Justin Tyme posted:unless you're a medic or machine gunner having a pistol especially one you bought yourself is just masturbatory, for the weight that's like another 2 magazine for your rifle. Also gently caress eotechs forever they're loving garbage and I'm glad their dumb product is now tainted by that temperature scandal. our medic company had 3 pistols CO, XO, and one lucky PL got em of course
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 15:05 |
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the only group gayer than medics are infantry
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 16:00 |
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cav is just infantry with helicopters and horse fantasies
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 16:25 |
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Pesticide20 posted:Medics at least have the potential of doing something related to their job while in. Cav scouts are about on par with infantry in terms of gayness I've literally put my finder in other dudes buttholes as a medic Infantry is still gayer
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 19:56 |
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Vahakyla posted:We have a limit of 16 hours of continuous absence from EMT side before you are recycled. We had a female recycle today because they took all of her wisdom teeth out two days ago, then basically forcibly medicated the gently caress out of her, and she had to lay on the floor of the Multi-Purpose Room yo what company you in Alpha Gators represent
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 03:47 |
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Vahakyla posted:I don't know why. They just kind drag you with the unit to class room, or sometimes to day room. There are no ways to stay in your room to sleep if you need it. You'll still get into the van to go eat, stand at formation at 0330, and wait outside for everyone to be done, then get into the van to go back to company, then sit at a chair at the day room and wait for the nextdfac formation. It doesn't matter what kind of fever or sickness you have. And if it lasts more than 16 hours consecutive, it's prob recycle time anyway. lol wtf i was there in 2003 and had the time of my life
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 06:11 |
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Pesticide20 posted:Lol wtf is this thread, thank god I don't have to deal with that sort of bullshit anymore. i had a 5 day weekend when i was at fort sam for 4th of july we got a room at la quinta and got destroyed. gave ourselves ivs in the room so we could make it to formation
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 07:58 |
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is the hacienda still there the handjob cinema
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 07:58 |
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dfac dumpsters it is
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 08:21 |
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Vahakyla posted:We had some really pissed off 1st LT doing AIT bedcheck as the duty watch and he was doing same poo poo in a different company the night before. So sounds like someone is on a punishment tour. It's a cruel fate chasing fireguard at night, though. do the drill sgts still do bedcheck we'd all strip for ladies night
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2017 05:32 |
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Vahakyla posted:Today I heard the dumbest thing I've heard in AIT. omg i forgot about that bullshit in ait delta co always was the bitchy co
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 05:10 |
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the dfac situation was redic when i was there too also banging in said dfac's dumpsters
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 05:23 |
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everyday omlettes cant help
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 06:10 |
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cravius posted:Alternatively the army is cool and sometimes good *autistic screeching*
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2017 06:19 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:hahahahahahhahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahha
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 06:02 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:wahh my chain of command that i love and cherish and honor wont honor my REFRAD packet goddamn
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 09:58 |
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Naked Bear posted:Deployed Army is far and away better than garrison Army.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 15:30 |
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Mustang posted:You had a 2LT as an XO? we did for a long while
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 18:31 |
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psydude posted:Former Marines who have joined the Army Reserve or National Guard or whatever are pretty much the worst. The general mood was there was probably a reason why the Marines let them go in the first place. we had 2- our CO and our Motor Sgt. CO was good to lower enlisted, but a lot of the NCOs disliked her for micromanaging. Our Motor Sgt was a rad dude who had been in the military forever and had a massive chesty puller back tattoo. He loved to yell at medics for destroying humvees, but if you stuck around to actually change out your CV boot for the millionth time instead of deadlining it and leaving it to them he was cool.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 05:24 |
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we also had a former navy cook who got out after 15 in the clinton force reduction times, then went guard to get the 5 years for more $. She loaded her magazine upside down and backwards on nightfire lanes. She got it in there by banging it against a rock. she was a fuckup but she did run the kitchen fine so no one really bugged her. Also she went home due to depression halfway through deployment. When we demobbed from Dix and drove home she was still stuck at Dix.
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2017 05:25 |
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i was a medic shut the gently caress up and start studying for that board right now
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 04:41 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:hmm well I could be a flight medic and be a part of the biggest innovation in live saving on the battle field in past 50 years things ive done as a medic to pay for college: -swab multiple dicks and i became very well versed in the ancient art of sticking plastic tubes in dicks -stick a gloved lubed index finger into multiple buttholes of dudes brought in for heat cat -frozen genital warts off a dudes dick you dont do this poo poo on a helicopter
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 05:08 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:what does the finger in the butt show you as far as heatcats? bleeding out the rear end reach in, touch the walnut, swap your poo poo covered finger on a test and see how bad they're dehydrated
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 05:20 |
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Soulex posted:Walnut? prostate
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 06:02 |
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Soulex posted:I've never had that touched. That's loving weird. my life as a medic.txt
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 06:15 |
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brains posted:*fun fact, the army, in its infinite wisdom, failed to include an ADSO when the yearlong F2 course first started up. so there were people literally months from ETS when they graduated, laughing all the way to the bank. im glad when i hear about people getting theirs from the army like this
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2017 19:58 |
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spacetoaster posted:This is very good. It means you didn't give them a free loan. exactly
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 19:04 |
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how is that possible seems like in 04/05 every 11b was being converted to mp
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 22:59 |
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TBeats posted:Well MPs are p much infantry anyway. yeah when i was mobbing through Dix i was surprised that there were no infantry companies that I saw also mobbing. Shitload of MP's, and a fun Postal unit with the motto "First Class all the Way"
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 23:14 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i think sometimes we should pretend to me more friendly to people wanting to join and cheer them on all through the process and just laugh at them past the point of no return for our own amusement you feel bad for your fellow recruiters?
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 10:22 |
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 12:15 |
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 00:52 |
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i was expelled from catholic high school for selling weed to a buddy, no police charges or anything my recruiter told me to deny everything at the station. i was his last recruit before retirement so i missed a lot of bs
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 02:46 |
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my recruiter also told me to drink cranberry juice
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 03:16 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:so now like everyone is saying BLC it's probably not a typo. Did they change WARRORs leader course to BASIC LEADERS COURSE we all called it warlock leadership course you learn your marching spells there
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 07:10 |
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seriously this is bullshit
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2017 19:27 |