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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Woof Blitzer posted:

An exciting career in mowing the lawn

Actually no, medic hell is probably different than combat arms hell. I'm sure someone can explain in detail what it is

inventory

so much inventory

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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psydude posted:

Hey guys remember that time we were all in the army?

lol

remember pt belts

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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spacetoaster posted:

Have you guys had your transgender policy training yet?

There's an vignette on what to do when a male Soldier gets pregnant.

It's pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdB9pnEsL2s

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7cbkm07IWs

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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fort sam had a really good gut truck just park in the middle of the classrooms and made fuckin bank

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i remember when i was at fort dix mobbing and the one of the pizza places in bordentown was supposedly planning a plot

fuckin hilarious

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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i bet mustang

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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lol @ enjoying wearing a wool beret

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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part of us training the new medics on how to drive the m997s was to try and tip it over

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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TheAlphaChaser posted:

I got my 90 Day School Drop denied today because of "needs of the Army" yayyy!!! And apparently even though the 90 day school drop is under officer separations it's irrelevant if you are under an ADSO so like what makes it different from a regular REFRAD??

So now I lose my massive non-deferrable scholarship yayyyyyy!!!!

gently caress everything.

this reads like those weird albert einstein memes

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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my old condo was electric everything; heat, hot water, etc

during the polar vortexes we had a couple years ago our electric was $600

this month at my house built 130 years before said condo my bill was 180

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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dudes got some DSLs

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i can't wait until 50 years from now when Cold War 2 ends we get a bad rear end song like Jesus Jones' "Right Here, RIght Now" or the Scorpions "Winds of CHange"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMV-fenGP1g

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Retardog posted:

Com Truise

gently caress yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAL4AiuIDw8

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Eddie hated the video until later on

him slamming the door at the end wasnt him acting

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Jun 1, 2006

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gently caress the tuck

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Retardog posted:

My old unit was set to deploy to Iraq in 2010. We went up to Dix and did pre-deployment training. Near the last day the XO brought us into a conference room and told us we'd been offramped, so we went home. Good times.

did they still have the fake fobs in the woods

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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being 6'5" meant tucking was a pain in the rear end

blouses forever

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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never flaccid always ready to go

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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that too. i tucked when i needed to but i hated it

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Mike-o posted:

Lol this one specialist bitch was giving me poo poo for wearing the tan boots with my BDUs because we got authorized to wear them right before we got issued ACUs. Fucker was trying to tell me I hadn't earned them yet and whatever the gently caress since I hadn't deployed yet.

gently caress that guy, we did the same thing as a company when we deployed


Retardog posted:

They still do as of two weeks ago

they opened those up when we were mobilizing in 2003. We were at FOB Tiger (we kept calling it FOB Tigger which pissed off the cadre). We only did 10 days there and spent the rest of the time in Doughboy loop, but when we came back they had companies living out there their entire process, coming back once a week for showers and PX runs. gently caress living in the Jersey woods for 2 months.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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mlmp08 posted:

Btw the Army has apparently decided that what *millenials* really need to get through AIT and to be disciplined is drill sergeants instead of AIT platoon sergeants.

Because millenials weren't getting abused enough by addled DIs I guess.

Having been on 2 tradoc heavy bases lately, my DI faith-Meter is low.

my first 5 weeks of ait was basically basic jr

they bag drilled us off the busses lol

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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the iraq invasion happened during my ftx in basic

im laughing at the kids looking to face chemical weapons in syria

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Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

yeah lmao i remember "saddam got captured" being a big deal for some reason on bct week one

like yeah boys we did it

that happened on a drill weekend and our normal fail to give any fucks first sgt was pumped up

it was weird

he dropped us only once his entire time we had him. all he wanted to do was play flight simulator and cheat on his wife

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Jun 1, 2006

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

i was in 8th grade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYC3eJhRq9s

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lmao thank you for this i was 20 when that happened lol

same

turned 21 in iraq lol

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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

goddamn you fuckers are old

just turned 33

im much better now than i was a year ago at this time

also 60 lbs lighter

also goodbye knees and back, we had some good times

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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9/11 was the beginning of my senior year

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Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:


9.11 was right after i graduated it was a real bummer to live the entirety of my pre adult life pre 9/11 then blammo lol

i used to think bosnia was bad, thanks channel 1

god dammit are you me

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

you should have seen my live in school broadcasts in channel 2 :) i used to love a/v club poo poo

same

i did morning announcements for one year for a class i had, they paired me with the short girl for laughs

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lets make a cool youtube channel for old retards who think everything is highschool still! If we hit the trump demographic we'll make bank

can we nerd out about bbs pages we liked and the dial up days

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Jun 1, 2006

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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

i was way too country to have bbs I am kinda even more shameful because my inttro to internet was webtv lmao

omg that makes you way more qualified

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Jun 1, 2006

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The Rat posted:

I was the company lesbian porn distributor. Even managed to get it to the Bn XO and CSM somehow!

This was back in 2005 when grunts REALLY didn't know how to use computers, and I had a near monopoly with my external hard drive.

same here

also NES and SNES emulators

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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spacetoaster posted:

I did have to have this shirt though.



i got this one recently

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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DoktorLoken posted:

AFAIK he never left the Army but went ARNG while he was doing the MMA thing.

was he sponsored by the army at all? serious question

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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hey which battalion in 232 med had people making GBS threads and pissing themselves while waiting for the 4/21 urinalysis

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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quote this if you ever poo poo yourself on a pt run

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

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1st cav had privates pulling 12 hour guard duty full battle rattle for their horsehead shield they had painted on the cement at loving Taji when i visited there

seriously the most surreal fuckin thing i could think of up to that point in iraq

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